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2019-04-27 at 10:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah There's good money in antiques and memorabilia, no shame in knowing about it and thriving off that knowledge.
Yeah average restaurant lasts 1-3 years down here. There's a big issue right now with no one being able to find workers. There's a serious fucking housing bubble here at the moment. That apartment I had about 9 years ago for 650 is now close to 1500 a month. Houses that would be like 150k are going for 250-300 now. Ass of Yankees have moved down here to work at Boeing and Volvo. My housing costs is under 500 a month so I'm straight with that for now. I'm mostly trying to eliminate debt and be ready to strike when housing bubble pops. We're maybe 3-4 years into it.
Apparently in booming markets like that, the best lower end investment is trailer parks. John Oliver did a segment on it the other night, and it was depressing. Of course he could be full of shit, but still...
1500? Fuuuck. Yeah shit dude you may as well move to LA now. That's California prices. Years ago you almost had me convinced to move somewhere in the Midwest when you told me how little you paid in rent, and my little shithole apartment in Inglewood was 1400. Damn dude.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-27 at 5:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-12 at 3:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG Alright I sent you 10.
I hope malice would've felt at least some joy or pride in the fact that people cared enough to think about him this long. It's sad, but I think we'll miss him more than his family ever did. They didn't seem to treat him very well at any point in his life.
Goddamn though.
Yeah. That's the part that I think gets me the most. I can't find an obituary...,a funeral service....a grave site. It's like he was never here to begin with. He had all these people reaching out to him. I figured he'd at least want to see what normal interactions/life could be like.
I always imagined doing a documentary about totse and all the offshoots. It's our shitty little niche site, but when you think about it like I said- he's really just a proxy for those millions of people with severe social and mental health issues. From the sounds of it, he was on a ton of different antidepressants, but they never seemed to do much. Imagine if he'd channeled all that brain power to doing anything constructive? He could've been a fantastic columnist or political commentator.
Idk. I guess it feels like he died years ago. But he promised he'd meet up for a couple of days. Idk how I could've been more accommodating. I wonder if he thought I'd talk him out of it? Part of me admires his resolve, but the rest is just...ugh. My life sucked for such a long time. And most days I didn't even feel like trying to change anything. I just wanted to get high and go to sleep, and wake up and maybe something would be different. But finally I realized "if you're serious about killing yourself, wouldn't it make sense to try other things first?"
I GET suicide. No one should feel trapped. But he actually had a ton of positive qualities that he just hadn't cultivated. His suicide just feels lazy. Out of all my friends who died, even though I never met him face to face, I almost feel more for him because we were so much alike in so many ways. I think there's a ton of projection too. It makes me sad to think that if something happened to me, or I died in my sleep- it wouldn't be much different. My mom wouldn't be able to afford to bury me ( even if interrment is kinda stupid and selfish). It's almost impossible to find picture s of me online. I barely just started talking to old friends. All my closest friends are dead or in jail. Didn't go to school. Didn't get married. No significant other.
It just feels so strange for someone to be here for so long, and spend all those days on this planet, and all those conversations and all the reading and debating. And pictures of your dick next to your cat. And then there's just 40 or 50 assorted weirdos on the internet who even had an inkling you existed, and only one of them even known your real name...and he had to pay money to dig it up after the fact from your coroners report.
Idk.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-27 at 5:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-27 at 5:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Casper u still working a straight job?
Yup. Started an ebay store. Looking at different options. Not as enriching, but a lot less stress. Plus me getting sober with $10,000 worth of drugs in a sock under my refrigerator was never likely.
Its retarded to have been putting in serious work for 7 or 8 of the last 15 years, and have less than $20k to my name, living at home.
I can always go back to work later, but it'll mean jack shit if im pissing it all away, and without a solid foundation and a regular trickle of income to show on paper.
Been talking with my boss about letting me buy in on the next franchise they buy. The store im at makes between $50k-70k a month profit. Thats AFTER 3000 lease and wages for 6 employees, materials, etc. Franchise license cost them $150k Even 5% stake of a store doing half the business would be good enough for me.
That Pollos Hermanos life, rofl.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-27 at 5:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah I had a friend ask me very seriously out of nowhere the other day if I'd ever considered a job in assasin/hitman type shit. Dude was stone cold serious. His land lord is someone who I am quite sure has cartel connections. I was like, "oh yeah they would hire a redneck who could hunt" trying to play it off but dude didn't laugh.
What kind of money would it take theoretically for ya'll to off a stranger?
I wouldn't have any problems, believe me i'd sleep just fine a few G's richer.
People talk real grimy about knowing crackheads whod do it for $200, but ive never heard anyone talk seriously for less than a few thousand. Well the actual offer was 2 glock 22s, a beretta cougar, and $3K- so thats about 5 grand.
I wouldnt just be able to kill anyone. Id have to know more about them. And even then, I always think about all the people connected to that person, whod be hurt tangentially. But considering all the planning and complications and disposal, etc...i wouldnt even consider it for less than 30 or 40k. Of course ive never been paid to kill someone, but it seems like considerably more work and headache than a normal self defense killing or something.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-27 at 4:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Narc Are you serious? Thats dumb as fuck.
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I mean it is what it is. Worked for me. Maybe oily gym rats are a bigger deterrent where people dont routinely shoot each other and shit, but like i said- in my experience not really. I mean assuming i have FIVE dudes my size with me. I show dude some product, he opens the bag, stirs it around, pinches some between his fingers, smells it. Then pulls out a gun. Says "give me everything". Are my guys going to rush him or something? Theyre certainly not going to risk getting shot over $100. And the last thing i would want is stranersa- especially strangers who i see routinely and who could figure out my real name easily- knowing my business and that I commit felonies. They could just as easily extort me for a few hundred more not to drop an anonymous tip and make my life super inconvenient.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-26 at 1:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionpostin from bed on my new compooterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-25 at 9:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Hmm I suppose it would depend on the specific variables involved.
I'd bring a friend but I'd pick a somewhat populated public place to feel them out initially, which also works for making everything feel safe.
I arrive 30 minutes early to scope out the spot, make sure they arrive after I do and I have control of the field exactly as I want. I'd probably plan out a driving route so as to remove them from the planned spot and take them somewhere else while feeling them out.
They get into my car in the passenger seat, my friend sits behind them while we talk.
I don't bring the product with me if this is just an introduction, or if I need to provide a sample then I might bring a small amount of product, place it in advance and do the ol' "you can find treasure behind that bush" thing, but only after they're out of my car and the meeting is concluding. If the expectation/plan is for me to sell them the goods at that meeting then I'd probably hide it in my wheel well or something and figure out a dropoff. But they don't touch the product until they're out of my car either way, and I don't drop it off in sight of them. I get the money, then they pick up the product. If they don't like the way I conduct business then too bad.
Nice. Yeah you pretty much passed. Of course I'm not ex expert by any means.
I went from getting shorted and robbed more then I would've liked- to being pretty much problem free by putting them in the passengers seat. When people don't know what's going on behind them, they're WAY less likely to do anything sketchy. By that same token, I always jump in the back. Even if something does go down and there's another dude in the back row with me, it's a hell of a lot easier to deal with one person to your side than one to your side and one behind you. One time I didn't even need a gun to subdue a guy. Being in the back seat, you can use something as simple as a belt to pull around their neck in between the headrest. Granted, he broke the dashboard and fucked up the reclining thing on the seat, but it's better than getting stabbed or robbed, or taken for $2000 worth of product.
The main reason I'd drive someone around is to watch the rear view. Cops don't work alone. And generally they don't want to be out of sight for too long. I've had people say "why are you driving so far?" You got someplace you need to be dude? And then of course the samples can be anywhere. Like I said before- a good one is a particular garage sale sign or Missing animal taped to a telephone pole. It's easy to spot and take with you, and you don't have to look sketchy and dig around for it.
But yeah- you done good.
A lot of times, you just have to acknowledge that your not dealing with very smart people. And if you want to get paid, sometimes you have to compromise. The assist I gave the other night was some of the stupidest shit I've seen in a long time. I recommended going to an all right burger spot down the block. It's on a corner. It's bright. There's always people around. You have plausible reason he be there. The guy my friend was meeting wanted to meet at the abandoned car wash a couple miles down. Not fucking kidding. Dark. Razor wire everywhere. One gate in/out. Just absolute dogshit. I told him to tell the guy change of venue, but the guy said there were "too many people and cops" by the burger spot. I mean you can do a drug deal in a car NEXT to a police officer. As long as you're laughing and talking and comfortable and not looking all weird and sketched out, flashing money.,..you're cool. If 3 cars are parked in an abandoned car wash with lights off, map light on, when a cruiser rolls past....you're getting searched. End of story.
Obviously it turned out well, but I've had situations like that a bunch of times where I just had to create some plausible deniability and then bite the bullet.
E: Buying some cheap dollar menu shit to have in a bag next to you in a car, so you can say you just pulled over to eat....has worked more times then a care to admit. And not even the most seasoned officer is likely to paw through the cold, wadded up remnants of a beef and been burrito looking for heroin.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-23 at 6:53 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust got back from the gym, absolutely tore through my workout. Guess maybe not going for a couple days is better? Normally took me 30 min or so to bike 6 miles. Tonight did 8.5 miles in 27 min at 15 resistance. Didn't stop pedaling the whole time. So roughly 20mph. Just closed my eyes and tried to zone out the cramp in my legs, and try to keep up a light momentum so I didn't have to pedal as hard. Got the rowing machine up to 1,630 cal per hour. To do 100 calories worth on the machine usually takes me almost exactly 10 min. Tonight did it in 8:15. Then did leg press machine at 400 lb (since I should probably be able to less press my weight lol). Went upstairs and since no one was in the small group training room, did those big rope things, and then swung on the heavy bag for fun.the bag put a huge blister on the inside of my middle finger- probably should've at least worn my lifting gloves. But I was able to throw big punches on the back continuously for 20 seconds or more- which is not something I could've done a couple months ago. Feels good man. I'm still a fat tub of shit, but it feels good to be a fat tub of shit who won't gas out if I hear a loud noise or have to hit an especially long flight of stairs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-22 at 7:09 PM UTC in Why did Bossbabe suddenly cease communicating with Polecat?Y'all weird.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-22 at 4:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-22 at 5:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo buh buh but I wear sweater vests
Not good enough.
You buy a horse- put it in a stable. Mention it in conversation, but never ride it.
You will name your child Aiden. He will play water polo.
Bread will become as sinful in your mind as fucking your parents both simultaneously.
You will have one best friend of every race. They will feature prominently on your social media. You will know none of their children's names, and they will not visit your home, ever,
You will buy a truck. You will jack it up until it's a hazard to disembark from. You will buy a straw cowboy hat. You will go to stagecoach EVERY year. You will get a Florida Georgia line tattoo on your bicep.
Whenever you see a Hispanic person at a food establishment (or even some very tanned Asians), you will subconsciously begin to the menu items in their "authentic" pronunciations. CARRRRRNE ASATHA POR FAVOR.
You start there. Then maybe we'll talk,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-22 at 5:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo I have some niggerish tastes in that I love Backwoods, Hennessy, fried chicken and grape drank. I also listen to lorde, like seinfeld and identify with the premise of Fight Club so it might even out
Don't try to butter us up after your disparaging remarks about wine coolers and Friends.
The white folk remember.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-21 at 9:30 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2019-04-21 at 7:25 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehabThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-21 at 3:16 PM UTC in trying to sell a cycle for 60I had a guy knock on the door and ask to buy the 1971 chevy C10 that I had sitting in my driveway collecting cobwebs, scraped down to primer. He offered 2000. I walked away with $3000 for a car I payed $500 for in the first place. Half the battle is how eager you are to sell. The more you don't give a fuck- the more you'll get. People can sense that.
Although I did have to scramble to grab the syringes from under the soggy, molding particleboard as he helped me clean out the bed. Lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-21 at 3:05 PM UTC in trying to sell a cycle for 60
Originally posted by POLECAT if you arent willing to take less than 60 you need to ask 70 so they offer what you are willing to take,, your inability to haggle is a deal breaker for many
This. After 15 years of dealing drugs, I'm a pro at the sale. Always list your item 30-40% higher than what you want, so the person can "talk you down". I don't get it either. People are weird. If I wanted 60 for something, I'd list it for 90.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-19 at 5:36 PM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-19 at 3:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietPiano Gabapentin is ok for nerve pain. I'd like to switch to Lyrica not just because it may or not feel nicer, but because the doses are like 3x less by weight so it doesn't go so hard on your kidneys. It's basically like adding 2.7grams of salt to my diet, which is fine for a physically healthy 22 year old (god I can't believe I'm 22 already) but doing that long term isn't the greatest, especially given how many other pills I take in a day. 600 lyrica would be better in that regard.
You're only 22?
Oh fuck you.
You've got like 5 years left of eating shit and banging coke.
Stop making the rest of us feel old and gross you faggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
