2019-05-04 at 5:35 AM UTC
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Drinking Rose
A real nigga only smash pinot grigio
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2019-05-05 at 7:44 AM UTC
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tc is destroyed
Originally posted by mashlehash
Maybe if they didn' channel me in the beginning. ..to have me in a dream and sing river run dry (look it up you can't find it) its not like you believe me when I telk you that I live through dreams, and can experience anyone's dream.
Maybe you can tell me where all my dreams ran off to. I havent had a dream in like 10 years.
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Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
probably just irritated from the methadone.
i dont believe that opioid aggression (?) is a thing. I just dont have patience for stupid shit. And people that need attention. Im really quiet. I dont bother people. Im the guy at the party that hangs out around the periphery, or starts making people pancakes and shit. Im just very laid back. Loud, obnoxious people or people who need to constantly be paid attention to are like nails on a chalkboard for me.
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2019-05-04 at 2:42 PM UTC
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normies are fucking cucks
People dont want real adventure. That risks being stranded overseas or imprisoned or beheaded by ISIS, or strung out on drugs or with some terrible STD. What they want is things to fill the time, to feel less alone. Polaroids and cheap souvenirs to add to their little box of memories so that when theyre old and limp dicked, they can say they have NO REGERTS. Cant really blame them for that. Just a place to take some photos online so everyone else knows youre out living life and being a successful adult and having responsible fun.
If a 16 dollar muddled bayleaf-lime-pineapple vodka mixed in an "authentic" dive bar with a bunch of vintage shit on the walls and a carefully curated indie rock soundtrack makes them feel better about the 48 hours they have to themselves before they go back to trade away their life for salary again on monday, then i fucking envy them.
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Originally posted by Ghost
girls don't have prostates lmao
I assumed his was meta-trollling
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Originally posted by WellHung
Another boring normie…(sigh)
I know. Growing up is hard. *hug*
We're all rooting for ya, champ.
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Been about 5 years give or take times she's wanted to kill me. And yeah we met through the Devil's Hourglass
Oh i thought you were just some thirsty internet weirdo. Props on being a well adjusted semi-normal person. Ill stop trying to get her to post nudes now. lol.
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The new kid at my work has to be autistic. I dont want to be mean and ask. He makes the same lame joke ever and over again, every single fucking day. Among the gems; "WHAT IF I GIVE AWAY THE BOXES FOR FREE?!" and "HAS ANYONE EVER COME INTO THE STORE NAKED?!"" and his very favorite "SEE YOU TOMORROW GUYS!!" (on friday). He squeals and makes weird noises n shit.
I told him if he doesnt stop being a faggot, im going to very aggressively start sexually harassing him, and every day at work is going to be like prison for him.
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2019-05-02 at 12:03 PM UTC
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Breasts
Originally posted by 🐿
^ew
Thank you for typing that for me.
Big fake titties, white trash-tribal rib ink, a face borne of a thousand bar fights, and taking a classy middle finger photo-titty to fake titty with your perpetually pregnant meth dealer sister-in -law...?
I can't think of anything more dick-shrivelingly unattractive.
If there was a high school yearbook spot for "Most Likely To End up On COPS For Cutting Off Her Baby Daddy Penis".. it would be either of these two. Is like Orange is the New Black tried to start their own modelling agency.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Actually I’m busy trying to scale down that big boy! I can’t get it all on one screen. 8=====================================D
Thats weird. Oh that one must be my ironing board.
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Yeah threatening to punch him in the throat wasnt enough of a deterrent. blowing softly into his ear and giving him a strong back massage was. lol.
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Joke of 30 seconds ago.
*Looking at a shoebox sized box*
"Is that a BOX?"
*no response from me*
"Is that a BOX?"
*still no acknowledgement"
"Ive never SEEN a box that big"
*still ignoring him*
"Ive never seen a box this big in my ENTIRE LIFE!"
Me: Your father is going to die from shame. Youre killing your father, ______
"My daddy LOVES me"
Me:
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Originally posted by Krow
Magnets apparently also will change lights to green for motorcycles that can't trigger those sensors.
they have rare earth magnets strong as fuck at Radio Sha.. oh wait, they closed down. Oh you can buy the toy Magnetts at Toys R 4 ,, OH wait, they went out of business.
Oh well. maybe a fridge magnet will work
nigga what?
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Originally posted by Narc
Holy shit what? Why the fuck is a dentist charging you money for? That shits all free.
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Maybe in Crumpetshire. Here we have to pay to be tortured. But we also get assault rifles so....even split i guess.
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2019-05-02 at 8:50 AM UTC
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17 & homeless
Originally posted by CASPER
1. Make deal with parents to stat at home until you graduate. Tell them they can call the cops and have you evicted, but youre just afraid that this new "situation" will interfere with your grad. If theyre not dogshit parents, theyll probably give you the 3 weeks. Best case scenario, they forget about it in 3 weeks. Worst case- you got 3 weeks to get your shit together.
2. Sign up for food stamps/ cash aid/ housing. There's usually designated programs for homeless kids. Also Medicare or your contry's equivalent.
3.Call local churchs and ask about group homes/shelters. Or search craigslist or whatever- for someone willing to let you crash for free for a while. Or couchsurf.org or whatever.
4. Start applying to jobs NOW. Even if you bullshit all the references. If you have a friend with a car, try to work out some deal to borrow it, and then start doing door dash/food delivery. Or go the more traditional route and start talking to food delivery places- like Pizza Hut or something. Movie theatre attendant. Anything.
5. It kind of sucks considering i wouldnt consider you a "hard case", but consider starting a Go Fund Me or something comparable.Make a Youtube channel and take day to day videos of your life. Try to be upbeat or inspirational (people love that shit). Take videos with other homeless people to increase feels. Leave links to cashapp/ venmo/paypal/patreon/whatever.
Go on public computers at libraries and shit and download a browser extension like Honey. Most people probably dont do financial transactions on a library computer, but if they do, you get like 10% of what they save repayed to you in a quarterly check.
6. Sign up for all the free samples and shit that you can. Take those surveys and make like 10 cents each. Collect cans and bottles. If you find a restaurant that doesnt lock their bins, you can easily get 10 or 15 bucks in one trip.
Im sure theres morew shit but im bored now
Im so glad i spent 20 minutes on this. No regerts.
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I put it side by side with the original. I always thought those big eyed chocolate rabbits looked spooky as shit.
But yeah...easily digestible, relatable shit is the content du jour these days. And i need to fill up my instagram so i look like i have a life. Thx gurl.
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2019-04-30 at 11:59 AM UTC
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Breasts
This thread is still depressing
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Be a mensch and smash the skull with a meat tenderizer first to render it unconscious. Thats what i always did.
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2019-04-30 at 8:50 PM UTC
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Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
Is he dead? That guy was so retarded.
No hes alive i think, but he had a stroke from speedballing and last i talked to him, he was seriously slurring his words and trying to hit a vein in his good arm with his flipper-hand.
I always had to leave TC when he came on bc it made me too sad. Like howi get now when i try to talk to mash n he starts talking about how the moonman tied my shoelaces together because he knows im a jedi.
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That was my first CD. My mom bought me that and Limp Bizkit Significant Other because thats what the young dude at Circuit City told her was popular for the young people for Christmas when i was 12.
One of the few albums i probably know every word to every song. I imagined if i could perform Blink 182 well enough at the talent show- Casey, Lauren, Jillian, Christina, Michelle, Jen and Jamie would fall on my hog like Marines jumping on a grenade- and i would be content for the rest of my life.
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