Originally posted by Sudo
That's the case with a lot of people. There's an interview with him (pitchfork or noisy I think) where they ask him about lyrics in reference to murder and his eyes dart back and forth and he stutters before saying he just metaphorically murders rappers. I wish I could find it, it's fucking funny.
4:40?
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
I don’t love her. I only find her very attractive. Now if I did love her, she wouldn’t know because I won’t tell her. I’d try to converse and see where I can transition a mutual connection with her. With that being said, I don’t think ohfra and I would ever form a friendship. So this thread is officially over. Thanks casper, and wish you the best of luck of winning her over.
1) I dont focus on "winning anyone over", no offenses to our new inductees- but i dont go on weird internet forums to try to fuck people. Frala is the homie.
2) I think im the only person here legitimately trying to help you, bc every time you post this i cringe deep in my soul. The correct way to woo a woman such as Lala would be a post along the lines of "LALA PLZ PUT BABIES IN MY BUTT" with a shoop of you and her face on a baby. Playfully pawing at them is generally acceptable. Being cringey and sad and desperate is not.
Again...I say this trying to help. As someone who was a massive sperg until some kind girl decided to make me a man in the team van on the way to an away game.
tl;dr- UR DOING IT WRONG
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Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
people in this thread are the type to lie about hanging out with black people to look more cool lmao
Ive never hung out with a black person for any considerable length of time.
Wait no there was one. But he was a fucking nightmare. Every stereotype you can name....idk if he counts though since he was buying frugs from me. I certainly dont have any black friends, but then again I dont have any white friends sooo....
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The only time I got caught shoplifting was, ironically, when I didn't actually go to the store intending to take anything. Electronics store like 6 years ago, Black Friday sale. I call the store to make sure they have a particular item. Dude says yes. I say "can you please check in the back just to make sure you have at least two of them? I'm not close so I don't want to come down for nothing, on hold 10 min, dude comes back, says yes they have them. I thank him, make my purchase online for in store pickup, and pay a friend to drive me to the store. Walk to the place where you're supposed to pick up stuff, give them my order number. They fumble around for 15-20 min, then tell me they don't have it, and haven't had it for a couple weeks. I'm pretty annoyed at this point. I ask them to call me when they get the item. A guy offers to dig around in the back room. Another half hour, standing there talking to my friend like "I honestly can't believe this shit".Dude comes back with nothing. I go to speak to the manager, she doesn't want to give me a rain check. She doesn't offer an apology. She has no explanation for why I could buy an in-stock item on their website, only to come to the store and no one has any idea wtf is going on. She says the money will be returned to my card in 5-7 business days. I say that's unacceptable since this was supposed to be a birthday present, in FOUR days, and I don't have money to buy anything else. She doesn't care.
Long story shorter, I was so fucking mad that I pocketed a $3 SATA cable on general principle. It felt like after spending $20 on a ride, $240 on their website, and an hour and a half of my time being leg around by the dick, I had to do something. Well of course LP stopped me 5 feet outside the door. I told them they were a joke, tossed the cable back inside and tossed a crinkled $5 bill in there for good measure. I refused to go back with them, so they followed me for a few blocks and then called the local police dept. the police sent FIVE fucking cruisers (my friend was still in the parking lot. I didn't walk back to his car bc I knew LP was waiting for license number and I didn't want him involved in my bullshit). Anyway, eventually I just walk far enough down that LP doesn't want to risk being that far from the store and that close to me. But the police are cruising up and down the streets like they're looking for an escaped convict. I find a house that's having a house party, and I toss my overshirt into the bushes and pick up a beer can someone had on the driveway. Then I sit there outside and mess with my phone like some drunk dude trying to text someone. The police passed me another 3 or 4 times but never thought to stop me. I waited 45 min or so, then had my friend pick me up,
Remember when I gave them my order number though? Yeah that had all my info on it. Tbf though, I didn't intend to steal anything so if was the furthest thing from my mind, nor did I think the store that essentially stiffed me for $240 would have the gall to pursue me over $3.
Live and learn.
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Originally posted by mmQ
What was it? How does one dredge something up? Id like to know it. As a normie I've watched breaking bad through at least 5 times.
I dont remember the whole thing. It was a few paragraphs. It was very dramatic. I just remember that the very end was something along the lines of:
a young man in his twenties is sitting, reading by a dim light, eating something, chewing noisily. He flips the pages quietly. Then he closes the book, and then after a moment of contemplation, opens the front cover to see a dedication from Walter. A small TV in the corner of the room repeats the days news- one dead after a standoff with the Santa Fe Sherrifs and DEA.The camera pans across the wall, and theres a taped up picture of a smiling teenager and a young Walt in front of a blackboard. The mans face sours and he presses the power button on a remote control. Its quiet. He sighs and stands up in front of a mirror. Close up on his face. We hear a zipping. Another pause. Then a chemical ventilator is pulled down over the face. The camera pans enough just to see the entire other side of the room is meticulously laid out with fairly advanced chemistry equipment. He clicks a couple of buttons and there is a whirring sound. The camera cuts to outside. Its a mobile home, in the middle of the darkness of desert scrubland. Tiny bits of light flicker in the edges of the covered windows, and as we pull back, fumes begin to plume from an unseen exhaust. Cut to a tight shot of the photograph on the wall, and we move in on just Walters face. And while he is smiling, knowing what we know now, he also looks defiant. *cut to black/credits roll*
Something like that. Although the one i wrote before was way better. I just remember feeling like the ending lacked some continuity or something.
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Originally posted by Sophie
This shit started to suck when they went off the source material. I'll tell you why the battle for Winterfell sucked, because a lot of characters had plot armor right up until the end. The prophecy of "the prince that was promised" was set up but never had any pay off. We still know nothing about the Night King, and they did a lot of set up with the three eyed raven and Bran and the mad king but none of that had any pay off either.
Piss poor writing indeed. Everything that is not based on the books i have written off as "not canon" in my mind. I'll wait for the books to come out.
GRRM has all the money in the world to order pizza, coke, viagra and high price escorts to his ranch in New Mexico. What in the everloving fuck makes you think hes going to finish the books?
I wish someone could dredge up my alternate Breaking Bad ending. I thought it was was better than the show's.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
That was really smart ditching your shirt. That was what made them keep on driving. And they can't necessarily prove the guy who made the order is the same guy who came to the store. Not without a warrant.
One of the times they stopped, she shined the big spotlight thing on me (since I imagine there aren't many 6'7" 325lb white dudes in the area), and I held up the can, started slurring my words, and said something to the effect off. "IM NOT...GUDDA....DROVING. I SWEEEEAAARRR. CASEY IS A SWEETHEART WERE GONNA GET JACKINTHEBOX DONTWORRYITSCOOL"
And then as they slowly started driving away, I "drunkenly" yelled THAnK Yiu FOR yeR ServICE!!!!!!
Rofl.
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Originally posted by DietYellow
Jesus christ, I can't believe they sell potassium on Amazon. I know vitamins arent allowed to have money than 2% DV because it's a common posion. Sudden cardiac arrest survival with resus is like 10%, without treatment is guaranteed death. I sincerely hope I didnt shave like 20 years off my life.
How did you not have an inkling that was a bad idea? Werent you a chem minor or someshit? Im dumb as fuck and i remember that there are 4 things important for heart function (or too much will fuck up heart function) : calcium, sodium, potassium, magnesium.
Thats all i know.
Whyd you start taking it anyway? Just tryna be sooper dooper healthy?
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
Casper, what made you decide to give up using/selling dope? I can see why people get out of the game of selling, as you have to be perfect EVERYTIME, and not fuck up, but the cops only have to be right once to pop your ass. I also see why people stay in the game until they die or get popped, as I can imagine it's easy to get used to the money, and easy/cheap(er) access to good dope, not to mention, there are a lot of people who like the status being even a lower end dealer gets/always having "friends" around, feeling cool doing whatcha do and all.
I guess everyone has their own reasons for getting clean though. Just curious what yours is.
I wish to God I could just be normal, not having a monkey on my back everyday. I guess you still have a monkey on your back, so even if I was able to get like you, I'd still just feel fucked up about it, since I just wish I could live without ANY drug that will make me go into WDs if I don't have it, but I definitely am not knocking what you do. I'm genuinely happy for you, and glad you seem at least a bit happier than you were back then. It probably is better than being stuck like I am, I just can't do that shit.
Have you considered getting off that shit eventually too? From what I hear, it's harder to get off than heroin though. WDS are supposed to be worse from everyone I've ever talked to. I'll tell you this though, nothing beats T-PAIN, except benzos… maybe. It's close to being as bad as benzos, in my book. It also lasted forever, at least for me.
Just got tired. The money and the feeling of being successful was pretty amazing. But i was on call like 16 hours a day having to meet 15-20 people every single day. Stress. No time to myself. Paranoid. 3 phones on me all the time. Having t wonder who was actually my friend. Getting pulled over and wondering if i forgot to put anything in the airtight compartment. Hating everyone i talked to. It was just fucked. Took mushrooms and CBD one day and just got out of myself. Was able to step back and realize what a dead end road addiction was, and how unhappy i was making myself, how much potential i was squandering. Just kinda wokeup one day.
And yeah ive been tapering since november. I should be off in a few months. Idk im not gonna dwell too hard on what other people say. The majority of people who withdraw from methadone are in prison or something, not tapering properly
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1/8 of Cherry and 1/8th of Secret Sauce, 1/4 of Lifter.
This is seriously perfect. Just packed a bowl and vaped .2-.3. Ground it super fine with just a tiny pinch (.02?) of Wedding Cake on top. Almost no physical effects. No tightness in my chest. I started singing some gay song under my breath, and thats when i realized i was feeling something and started laughing. Muscles dont hurt quite so much as they did an hour or so ago. The pain in still there, but now its more like a tightness or a muscle that needs to be stretched- rather than a throbbing pain.
I dig it.
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Thanks bro. That means a lot. lol. She was a cheerleader at University of Texas. She doesnt make a big deal about it, but i know getting older bothers her a bunch.
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A bunch of things can affect hormone levels. If youre drinking...obv whiskey dick. If youre doing speed, thats a surefire recipe for limp dick.
Hydro is right, though. I havent had sex in like 7 years now. Opiates just take all desire away. If the opportunity wouldve presented itself, its not like i wouldnt have done it. But i just dont obsess over it or anything. Mostly i miss making a girl cum and all the cute shit their faces do. i dont even jack off anymore. And i noticed when i dont for a few weeks, i get weirdly aggressive. Thats when I start hitting up Tinder and craigslist and spittin game like Ol Daddy Big Dick. Testosterone could definitely be a factor. My hair was even falling out for a while, which is apparently a sign of low T. Panny said the same shit.
Im curious to get prescribed Test and thyroid stuff, but if it brings my sex drive back again itll probably drive me crazy.
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