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2019-06-02 at 6:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Casper, I've got a plan. First fuck this chick in the ass cuz I said so. But here's the plan. Tell her you're opening some kind of animal sanctuary or adoption place or whatever in some third world shit hole. It'll give the animals a home and employ starving darkies. So she spreads this to all her instagram "influencer" friends and lets them know you're chartering a plane and all donors of X amount will get pictures in the thing etc. So you get this going in the wannabe circle and within a week you've got a few hundred grand. Cash your check, go ghost and enjoy
I kinda just went off on her after not getting satisfactory resolution to my 2 questions. I called her a fucking victim I said shes the chick equivalent of a historical re-enactor or android. As long as i stick to the script, and keep it light, shes there and responsive and making PLANS. As soon as you call her out on something or go off-program, shes a mute. Shes crying. "Shes sad". No answers. No depth. No self awareness. Nothing. Plenty of time to post the SIXTH PICTURE OF THE DAY of her fucking dog though. I said im she must know, the reason why I "seem to dislike" her dog so much, is because its the canine version of her. Its purebred. Its sickly. Its skinny. Its coddled. YOUR DOG DOESNT NEED A PARKA AND FUCKING SHOES. "Actually he needs the boots because otherwise the concrete scratches up his foot pads" "I have to carry him in the grocery store because he gets anxiety around people and his back hurts". ITS A FUCKING DOG. AND YOURE IMPRINTING ALL YOUR GAY NEUROTICISMS ONTO IT. Youre a pussy and your dog is a pussy and youre as boring and lifeless as the camwhore that im going to beat off to now instead.
God i fucking hate people. Why couldnt she just fuck off and take the hint. ARe you really so pathetic that the idea of a fat live at home 30 year old not wanting shit to do with you just couldnt be abided? Either drop some acid and become a real person or just fuuuuuuck offfff. -
2019-06-01 at 6:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG Bump for lolz
Shes kind of a perfect illustration of someone whos emotionally stunted, but pulls off "normal"
Speaks German, French, Portuguese, Spanish. Degrees in Psychology and Organic Chem. Actress, musician. Comes from a filthy rich family.
Cannot fathom that someone wants nothing to do with her bc shes a self centered cunt, even though she's never done anything "mean". Shes simply lied and manipulated and told stories about her ex boyfriend being arrested trying to break into her apartment 3000 miles away from Los Angeles, so id jump up and go save her.Like crazy person shit. Sends a text laughing about spending 200 dollars on Postmates, all to get the brand of BBQ chips she loves, but then the store was out so she spent $200 for nothing LOL (when she still owes me hundreds of dollars).
And then she gets all butthurt when I dont want to go to her "Iggy Party" to "Watch the puppers do zoomies". NO. You and all your instagram friends are faggots, and no amount of adopted animals will fill the void you feel because you dont have a boyfriend or a husband or a career or children or a life at all. If simply being courteous and friendly while avoiding your questions about meeting up, is "MEAN"....then youre a stupid victim.
Oh yeah...and her first dog is her "emotional support animal" which she really just did so she could avoid landlords being able to prohibit an animal.
Its so strange...shes really sweet, but shes also a cunt bc shes just too much like her icy veined, soul-stealer of a mother.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-01 at 6:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Bout a yr ago I guess. it's only thing brings me through all this foot pain and stomach pain. I try to be real damn light on my usage but you know how that shit goes. Spent most of the day sweating and feeling sick to my stomach, said fuck it did what I had t o do.
Man would u believe im still driving my truck from 5 yrs ago. I done spent like 5k in it rebuilding shit. Next stop is new paint.
i need to write u a long message or call soon. There's been so much crap going on i need a true friends input.
Some old woman my girl knows showed up at her job homeless last week. was living in a uhaul with her dude and he left her. My girl been acting stupid putting her up in motels.
i owe like 10 payments on my girls car and yesterday she comes home said she put in her two week at her full time job to work 2 days a week at a shit spa on the beach. So it looks like even tho im sick as fuck and can barely go Imma either have to hustle hard doin mechanic and body work or do shit i'd rather no be doin for the MC.
Dude. That cant fucking go on. You spending money on H isnt a solid financial decision, but at least thats YOU fucking YOu over. She seems to think she has the luxury of working part time since youre taking care of her car payments. Im getting mad on your behalf right now, and i dont even know why.
Probably because Wisconsin girl direct messaged me on IG (since i blocked her on facebook and my cell phone, and then changed cell numbers), asking why i dont even want to talk to her or be friends anymore. And i told her its because shes spoiled and inconsiderate and she lies too much, and "i shouldnt be this resentful of someone i havent had my dick in." lol.
Still owes me money for our last hotel bender, and shes living in West LA on her trust fund money, doesnt work a single day a week, and is messaging me abou5t buying her THIRD purebred italian greyhound and how shes seriously considering adopting another puppy bc the mother was found ABANDONED on a CONSTRUCTION SITE in DUBAI. I MEAN ISNT THAT INTERESTING ISNT IT SUCH A CONVERSATION STARTER ARENT I SO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING MY SITTY DOG GOT GANG FUCKED IN SOME OIL RICH SHITHOLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST WHAT A FASCINATING DOG JOURNEY.
If she knew how often i picture myself wrapping my hands around her milky white, perfectly pedigreed WASPY throat, i dont think shed text me back too often.
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2019-06-01 at 5:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah well after 3 days of being dopesick I'm back on the horse. Today was horrible. i have an appointment tnext week to see if the pain in my leg is a tumor. I told a buddytoday if it's cancer fuck it. I really don't enjoy life much anymore
WHen the fuck did you start doing dope?
Shit you couldve kept me in business for months. lol.
Hope u alright playa. I need your expertise to buy my next used car.
Technologists knee is fucked up too.
I think we're all dying from the same diseases.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-31 at 3:30 AM UTC in I'm emotionally fuckedI will be ur parachute bb
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2019-05-31 at 3:25 AM UTC in Does combing several craft bees together make a new craft beer?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-29 at 12:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'm thinking NA might not be my thing, but I'm going to try to hang in there- bc I know a ton about addiction but not so much about sobriety. But my sponsor seems to be doing well and it's worked super well for him. And I u derstand that a huge part of the hole you fill with drugs is like....a spiritual lacking. But 1) I'm an atheist and the idea of "surrendering to God" is fucking weird. I understand that it's supposed to mean something else, but I just don't believe that throwing my hands up and allowing the Universe or whatever to just "mold" me into a better person is going to work. That's what I did with heroin. "Whatever happens happens, and I'm powerless to do anything about that". That's exactly why I wasted 13 years. Passivity. I need to learn not to hand over control, but to fight intelligently. That Bruce lee shit...channel that energy. Exist in the flow. Adapt.
Maybe I don't understand. And I'm reluctant to mention this to my sponsor bc he already thinks the things I'm writing are trying to sound impressive and Intellectual (I'm absolutely not that's just how the writing comes from my head), and I also don't want to seem combative. And bc I'm on methadone which I don't consider sober, but I do consider it a necessary step at least for me- to legit sobriety.
And anyone who's been in tinybltc knows drinking isn't my thing- like at all. I can count the number of times I've been seriously drunk in there on two hands. And I only drink like twice or 3 times a year. For me, drinking especially with new acquaintance she is kind of a bonding ritual. The same when we all go to my friends grave every July 24th and take a shot of Irish whiskey. I get that it's a minor thing and they'd probably understand, and it's not like I'd feel pressured...but just those little quiet moments and rituals...I'd still like to be able to take part in that without being like "I REALLY SHOULDNT BE HERE GUYS RESPECT MY SOBRIETY IM KINDA TRIGGER RITE NOW TBH". Apparently as long as I plan on ever drinking again, I can't go past step 3 bc I haven't "surrendered fully".
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I just want to be fucking normal. I don't want to be one of these mopey faggots. Feels like a cult sometimes. I just want something good to pour myself into that I can feel complete and proud, and I want to wake up in ten years and have to be reminded I was a junkie. I want to take my prescribed medication and improve my health and smoke weed every couple of weeks when my back pain or depression get really bad....without feeling super guilty about it, or like I've got this deep shameful secret like there's a dead hooker under my floorboards.
I hate all this shit.
And then I told him about the weird customer guy at my word who keeps writing these awful "pilots" for different shows he's created. There's one about an "android/ genetic modification babby" . There's one about global warming. There's one about an Alien jedi comedian. There's one about a robot who runs for president. A game show where the contestants try to beat addiction . And just generally it's awful. So I mention I had to run myself off an extra copy to read at home bc it was so hilarious. And he starts "Well did he give you permission to do that?" And in my head I'm just like "fuuuuuuck me". I'm kind of a dick. That's my thing. I'm just as critical of myself as I am of everyone else. I get that this dudes wife died and now he spends his time shitting out awful screenplays. But it's still hilarious. And I don't see anything wrong with having a chuckle, as long as he doesn't get hurt as a result.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm just a dick. But I don't ever want to have a stick that far up my ass unless it's a condition of me cumming in someone's throat afterwards.
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2019-05-28 at 5:59 PM UTC in Bill Krozby is retarded threadI bite tenderlyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-28 at 4:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Reminds me of when I went to my Mexican friends' cousin's baptism after-party.
There was a dance with a DJ and we drank modelos and coronas until we got gross, and I started hitting on a married nurse I was circle dancing with.
Quinceaneras are great. It's where I fist did cocaine. Kinda weird having your whole family and way too friendly uncle come out to essentially celebrate the fact that you can get nutted in and have a kid, though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-27 at 6:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionput yourself into opiate withdrawals. Then you'll nut from a gentle breeze on your dick.
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2019-05-27 at 7:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'll bring Bert. He'll have a talk with them.
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2019-05-27 at 7:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah i feel bad for you eurofags. Filled to the brim with mudslimes, can't get out the EU, take miles of dick while sipping hot tea. Yall niggas need sweet iced tea, 4x4's and some fuckin AR15s. #raisehellpraiseDale
Makes me want to move there and set some people straight. I'm not a rabble rouser or a fighter by any means, but I think any person of conscience can look at that video up there and say WHAT THE FUCK. The media all insinuated it was TOMMY and his small group of supporters doing the violence, and not the 200+ person mob of angry Muslim men throwing bricks. Like what the fuck? Every single day I feel like I'm going crazy.
Washington Post has. An article about how the South African farm murders aren't actually happening. Was reading it until they locked it behind a paywall, but I'd be completely open to the fact that those numbers were inflated. Since they have police violence statistics readily available and archived on their site, I have to wonder if they would EVER publish an article titled "The BLM Outrage Over the Killings of Unarmed Black People Is Based on A Lie...."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-27 at 4:35 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentUpsides of having a tall boyfriend- youll never walk into a spider web ever again
Downside: If you 69, you better enjoy having the back of your knees licked, bc thats all your tiny ass is gonna get.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-27 at 7:53 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsIn the Chinese zodiac you're probably some magical tree mouse that sprinkles fairy dust in your tea and plays pranks on unsuspecting children.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-26 at 4:33 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust got back from NA meeting. I shared even though i get anxious. Talked about how i feel like im good bc i dont want to get high, but all the same behaviors- like selling shit to make money- are still there. Ive been all depressed and out of it all week and i dont know why. I just feel like dogshit. The persona i had to crerate to exist on the street is just nothing like me, but i still have to shred all the distrust, aggression, anxiety that came with being that person. Spent a couple hours talking with my sponsor beforehand, doing the stepwork shit. Now im home and im debating whether to get postmates or not bc i feel like some real food but the only thing in the fridge is white rice and lentils and tabasco, and i dont really feel like eating the same thing 3 days in a row.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-25 at 8:34 PM UTC in getting a tattooGet a Trump stampThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-27 at 3:28 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-23 at 8:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-23 at 6:55 PM UTC in back on drugsSeriously though. My body is also completely fucked. My kidneys feel like someone took a sledgehammer to my back in the morning (not an exaggeration). Ive squandered a lot of opportunities. My friends are all either scumbags or in prison or dead. I had to move home at 27. Aside from LSD and Mushrooms and other select psychedelics, very little good came of using drugs.
Ofc it was really nice having something when i was stressed or pissed off or depressed...that i could just do and immediately not have to deal with my brain for a while. But all it did was buy me a reprieve for a few hours at a time. At the end, it was just the calm that i wanted. I actually hated the nod. I just used heroin like a cigarette to calm down for a few min. But when id start nodding and drooling and having to rewind the same movie over and over again- id get really annoyed. Which is funny bc thats exactly what addiction is. Its doing the same thing over and over and over again, thinking "Ill get it THIS time".
If someone actually still gets something out of getting high, more power to em. But for me, itd be like trying to move forward, going the wrong way down a conveyor belt. You might feel like youre going somewhere, you might get ahead a little bit, but something is always going to be dragging you back. Its fucking scary how easy it is to lose track of time, to believe you still have time to get your shit together. Being 25 and 27 and 30 is way too old for this shit. I hate the feeling. I hate feeling guilty afterwards. I hate the waste of money. I hate the people i had to deal with, and how much it isolates you.
I could be wrong, but it feels like theres zero reason to do it anymore.
The ONLY thing i miss at all is the money. And it was more about the peace of mind and confidence and calm and feeling of accomplishment that came with it. -
2019-05-23 at 7:54 PM UTC in Risir has never gotten laid without being drunk...
Originally posted by CandyRein You say you don’t care but you typed a whole lot.. definitely not mad.. I don’t see any anger there at all
Sorry you took it that way.. but you typed this long narrative.. first words it’s weird no pic posted and that’s crazy to me
My opinion.. it’s all good lol
Off to work 😋
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