Also fuck you Matt. I mean im not really that angry, im just disappointed in your choices. How bored are you? At least have some dignity and get on some heroin and have the cops kill you. Dying slowly in a dingy free motel room, eating pilfered continental breakfasts and pining after internet forum crushes and trying desperately to get peoples attention is a pretty un-rad way to go out.
Youre better than that.
Folks?
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If hes not dead youll probably want to hold off so scientists can reverse engineer whatever pathogen is keeping his bloated, stinking, cut up corpse going.
They said they removed all his throat organs en bloc with the tongue. Couldnt really picture what that would look like. Then i had a dream we were the last players at a hand of poker and i kept saying shit to antagonize him and make him overthink his hand and he kept making a hissing sound from the huge hole in his chin and neck, but somehow he was still talking at the same time. And i woke up and i was like "Oooh. Thats what that meant"
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Originally posted by Technologist
Wow, that really does taper down. I can see what you mean, but I’d just do whatever it takes to accommodate your sausage fingers.😁. I bet you’d make your money back and be able to get a different one!
Casper would you please embrace your size? It’s fun being tall. I know I’m not as tall as you, but compared to most women I am. But they sure are “makin em bigger nowadays”! I used to walk kinda hunched over, I could just see you doing that, stop it🛑. There are more advantages to being tall than being short.
I know, one thing at a time, it’ll come.
Yeah I'm not trying to be a whiner just everything is harder when your tall and overweight too. I'd gladly chop off 8 inches and just be 6" even. Clothes are hard to find and uncomfortable. My hands are too big and dexterity stuff is hard to do. Blah. I was doing the same beginner exercise like 12 times in a row, and even when I remembered exactly where to put my fingers without looking down, my fingers would be crowding the other strings and it sounded like a marble in a tuna can.
I just did see that my capo came in the mail though, so that's cool. Means in some songs I don't have to do as much dexterous stuff.
If you put it on 2nd fret, and play like a d chord on the 4th, then Em, Am...sounds like cranberries "dreams". ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE YOURE PLAYING A REAL SONG.
And yeah I always walk hunched over and now my posture is just fucked. Partly it was bc my back hurt, and partly because it would de-accentuate my bitch tits but now I just look like I have scoliosis or spinabifida or some shit. Lol.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Casper, Didn’t you mention trying to learn the guitar? I bet that would be soothing for your soul. Have you ever played the guitar?
No. Its fucking embarassing.I always wanted to but it was too hard. I used to sing pretty okay too, but always had to have people help me write out the music. Of course now my voice is burnt out and scratchy too. So i bought a nice looking guitar off Amazon, and ive been trying to just do a little each day. I started listening to a lot of country and folk again, and i just love the sound of a Martin, but it was obviously a bad choice to buy a $2000 guitar to learn on when i might just fuck up again. This is the one i bought:
However, i didnt take into account thatthe neck is VERY narrow at the top frets. It tapers considerably. And my finger dexterity/arthritis/whatever already really sucks. So even when i CAN transition smoothly from one chord to another, like 60% of the time one of my sausage fingers in touching and muting another string and its SUPER frustrating. I kind of love the look of this guitar. Its very me. Dark, subtle, quiet colors. Nothing too loud or flashy. They had a nice Tanglewood one made out of a whiskey barrel, and a Seagull one in Tennesee red that I really liked too, but i decided $400 was about where i should draw the line on a whim purchase. But if i cant figure something out, i might have to sell this guitar and find something with a bit wider neck at least to learn on.
:(
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Gotta love the badass lookin southern cutie in the back and the black dude just sitting in someones kitchen drinking coffee cups of whiskey and chainsmoking.
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Originally posted by Dregs
oh fuck! wasn't a demon exactly but malice's(who i don't even know or looks like) came into a nightmare of mine hunting me down for stealing $3000 from him. apparently a friend of his was keeping it safe for him and i got it somehow. did malice ever have a gf on here? zoklet? she wants some things of his but not the money. she keeps attacking me for this shit and i don't even know what she wants. like wtf?
Nigga what?
Ok so i guess schizophrenia isnt just your "shtick", but an actual diagnosis, huh?
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I love eating pussy but only when its reasonably clean or fresh out the shower is my favorite. And i only like it as a vector by which cute cum faces are created. They look all cute and helpless and their eyes all shit tight like they just ate a lemon warhead. And when they grab at your head and your their fingers through your hair.
Had a friend that would have her leg start shaking violently like a dog being scratched when she was almost ready to blow. It was a like a cell phone on vibrate, skating across a table. It was hard to stay in there without getting kneed in the throat.
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Yesterday was like an entire day of talk therapy with 4 different people. Was good tho. Seems like everyone is kind of getting their shit together, so i dont feel quite as crazy, although it makes me think whatever moves im making are not so much by my own steam, but just a result of getting old. Thats fine though. Had breakfast with Logic, and she doesnt remember who any of you are- so take that as proof that theres some kind of hereafter, after the purgatory that is Zoklet/NIS. Sold a gin-u-wine leather gun belt on ebay for $240. And now im writing a country song because why the fuck not. Its a complete embarrassment that I never finished a song or taught myself to play guitar, what with all the free time ive had over the last 13 years id have done anything at all of artistic merit. NOPE. Ive only been working on this song for like 15 min and its not bad. Once i flesh it out a bit more i might post for help with stuff.
Im really into this dudes music lately
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If he's anything like me (and he sounds a whole lot like me), I'm guessing he's still around. Prolly just got self conscious and didn't want to be melodramatic about it. I get the feeling he doesn't want to die- he's just tired of the bullshit. I've wanted to seriously kill myself at least 10-15 times in my life, but there's always that nagging little voice that's like "But what if tomorrow was the day that everything changed?" Sure lil voice. That's TOTALLY likely. Faggot.
Anyway...my chips are on that he's still alive. Guessing he went to the hospital or something, and will be back in a few days or a couple weeks. That's just my feeling tho.
But if he died without sending me that beautiful Steyr, I will curse his damnable soul for all eternity.
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Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
idk man u tell me i've been with 5 or so asian women and my grill looks like this
I feel like i got you beat Bro v. Wade
I always hated the gap in my front teeth after some little girl jumped off a swing and booted out one of my baby teeth. And when i got jumped when i was 16 and hed my two front one broken and the rest all chipped, i hated them even more. Then after 7 or 8 years of smoking heroin every day, i noticed some of my teeth were feeling scratchy and where the teeth were broken, they were wearing away pretty fast, and i hated that shit even more. But eventually I just adopted the mentality of "theres not shit i can do about it"
This really nice, pretty older lady (mid 40's?) came into work the other day, but as soon as she opened her mouth it was like a literal bear trap. Like some of the worst teeth ove seen in a minute. Completely sticking outwards, worn down and long like jack o lantern teeth, HUGE spaces between them. I felt so bad for her bc i know how that feels, and i know that its kind of innate to judge people based on stuff like that.
But yeah yours arent too bad. Besides the one sticking out on the left, youre in pretty solid shape. id trade for those in a heartbeat.
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Yeah but not when you have to show up to court every couple of weeks for a year, and shell out $150 on new Court Clothes bc youre too fat for the ones you wore at your last trial a couple years ago.
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i think they really only do this when its a suicide or they need to otherwise confirm cause of death.
The saddest thing for me was that no one else in his family really seemed to care much for him, and the part at the end where it talks about every time there was a school shooting, they school would take him into the counselor bc they thought he was the "type" of kid to shoot up a school.
Thats really fucked up. No wonder he was so socially fucked up and aggressive.
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Sploo is pretty intelligent, but his intelligence only translates to drums, triangles, and the secret language he make up in his head.
Lol. Way to fuck your PO box for LITHIUM of all things. If youre going to go to the trouble of mailing shit, at least TRY to get it there okay. If its pills, steal a box of mints from the store, pop it in a box with a note that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY YO BREFF NASTY BITCKH"
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Im cool with Mexicans and LATINX ppl. Theyre hard working aqnd shit. I just dont like when they march around and demand shit like its their right to be here and get free stuff. I couldnt do that in any other country.
Im cool with jedis. They do have an inordinate amount of social and political power though. I dont think thats necessarily part of any kind of conspiracy though, and ive yet to see any instances where their "machinations" have done much to hurt the country. Although their alleigance usually lies with those of "the tribe" primarily, a lot of times their beliefs align pretty closely with working class "white" americans.
Blacks are the only one thats kind of a sticking point with me. You kind of cant escape the fact that the black population are HUGELY overrepresented in overall violent crime, compared with their 13%. Of course poverty breeds crime, and historical efforts to keep blacks oppressed, but the modern day "black lives matter"/ "black power" movement just strikes me as white supremacist rhetoric of a of a different flavor (milk chocolate). I still judge each person i meet individually, but i think if anyone is being honest with themselves, they have some of the same bias, and for good reason. If its 2am and youre walking home, and you have to choose a 45 min shortcut through a poor black neighborhood or a poor white neighborhood, i feel like most people are going to choose the latter.
When people online call me a "white supremacist" i kind of laugh. I dont think white people are "supreme" in any sense really. People are just different, and i acknowledge that. White people are like the "FIGHTER" class preset in some RPG. Well rounded, above average in a couple traits, but not particularly excelling in any one. I mean if you look at raw numbers, Asians/Indians/etc seem to do the best in intelligence and success, etc.
Anyway. RATE ME.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
hell i just got singed up for a study for hsv2 study as I'm looking at this thread. 100 dollars for each time they draw my blood, no meds or anything. he said its she easiest money you can make. DAMN GOOD! funny how positive thinking works.
I guess you could say it pays...... to have herpes
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