2019-06-12 at 4:51 PM UTC
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Disease. A bad thing?
Originally posted by Octavian
Remember when Fona made a thread making me out to be a transexual.
He's not living that down.
Yeah, think about that.
Tbf if you threw on a wig and a slinky dress in a dark room, id probably do something id regret.
The stubble would be an immediate giveaway, but unfortunately i dont kiss hoes. Straight for the butthole.
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Idk what any of you lame faggots look like. I assume so, as my standards aren't incredibly high, but I feel like she'd try to swipe my wallet and then I'd have to garrote her and toss her in my deep freezer.
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Only certain cells are replaced. The ones required to create an entire nerve structure with muscle and connective tissue, skin...i think comes from stem cells in the womb. But i have zero clue wtf im talking about.
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Originally posted by GGG
Thanks nigga. <3
However there is still the issue of
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I think the only 2 things I found before my peer group were freddie gibbs and fidlar.
Poast Bortem also has solid taste in tunes
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Originally posted by GGG
Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo
I'm sorry you look like an arab.
OH. MY. GOD.
THis is fucking amazing.
<3
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MASS DUDES
MASS DICK
BULK COCK OF COSTCO-ESQUE QUANTITIES
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2019-06-11 at 6:35 PM UTC
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My mom is a fucking idiot
That is pretty hilariously retarded.
As a fellow loser living with mommy, I empathize with your struggle.
My struggle is being yelled at because the "wet towel is going to tear down the shower door" and "peanut butter doesn't go on that shelf"
The struggle is so real.
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Originally posted by GGG
Casper I want to draw you a picture for your birthday.
What do you want a picture of? I'll be doing it on paper with my fancy black ink markers.
If you want color you have to show tits.
You can either do your artistic rendering of my face, a cartoon ghost watching a sunset, or Galactigon hiding in the jungle from the space- Gestapo
Nipple incoming
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2019-06-10 at 9:36 PM UTC
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Sleep paralysis
^ EMOTIONALLY FRAIL BUT OFTEN CHARMING MARFANS MONKEY
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Lol he's been mad as fuck all day at me being a Dad for some reason
Fathers Day?
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DTE is here to shit on everyone
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Lol. If I was more of a thug people would be a lot less comfortable jumping me.
And like I said 80% of those were losses. I'm not fast. Strong but not fast. My inclination is always to grapple with them or choke them just bc my arms and legs are long as fuck. Fighting dudes that just have that scrappy instinct sucks. Doesn't matter how big and strong you think you are- when your brain bounce s off your skull, shit stops working. That's why I hate every time I see BLM talking about a young black dindu being "unarmed" these are all people who haven't had their head stomped on and football punted. I have. It's why my teeth are in splinters. You can EASILY kill someone stomping on their head.
It's a scary fucking feeling to still have the fire to continue the fight inside of you, but suddenly you realize you arms and legs and eyes aren't working right, and there's not a single thing you can do to defend yourself from someone cracking your skull open.
My jaw still clicks from the beer mug.
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More times than I'd have liked, but never of my own volition.
The first 3 or 4 were getting jumped by niggers, and then one episode with 4 Mexicans although later when I let them know who I was working with one of them tried to give me a beer- I guess to smooth things over.
I've been hit by a car while someone was trying to get away from me. I've been tackled over a 3 foot cinderblock retaining wall. I've been clocked in the cheek with a glass beer stein. Ive had someone try to stab me with a screwdriver- which ironically probably hurt a lot more since it didn't go through my sweatshirts. Ummmmmm. I've been pistol whipped. Got in a fight at Dodgers stadium.
I've been in 6 or 7 "good" fights, but I've never won any of them. Or idk....if you're fighting 12 people, maybe just being able to stay standing is what some would call a victory, but considering I'm so laid back and they were always the ones that started it, I always wanted to hurt them really bad. When I got jumped by the 4 Mexicans I had a Husky fold-up box cutter clipped to my back pocket. The second the first dude hit me, I started thinking about it, but for some reason I didn't. Idk. Lame.
E: lol oh. And one time a Towncar driver (chauffeur) cut off my gf and I in a BAD way, sending me careening into oncoming traffic. When I caught up to him at the red light, I gave him the "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE" face, and he flipped me off. I pulled my gfs little red lancer in front of his car and put it in park, went to his drivers side door, opened it, and started dragging him out. He started trying to kick me off and I started punching him in the dick while he screamed for someone to call the police. Eventually he kicked me off enough to lock the doors, and since the auto glass way WAY harder then I anticipated, I just kicked a couple basketball sized dents in his side panels until he backed up, hit the car behind him and then hit my car, drove off like a bat out of hell. When I realized the driver behind him was super pissed about the damage to his car, I boned out. Had to pay for the damage to GFs car out of pocket, so it was super not worth it, but that's pretty much the only time I've ever legit initiated physical violence against someone. But I thought it was a pretty good reason. Had the oncoming drivers not been so dexterous, I would have been in a head on collision with both cars going at least 40-50 mph.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Wth!
That sounds like some damn abuse
I knew I had heard that story somewhere
Rofl!@ all kinds of laid
I guess when you're a horny kid and you've got someone grabbing up on you and catching you, with a hand on your butt and thighs wrapped around his neck 2 hours every day of the week- that becomes a go-to option. And the fact that you have to develop a ton of trust for your base. As a matter of fact, a quarter of our football team we're all male cheerleaders during the off season.
Way 2 scurry 4 me.
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2019-06-09 at 7:46 PM UTC
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Cat fish eats a turtle lol
That's a lot of fried catfish
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I remember in cheerleading practice the dreaded day of the leg popping
We had to literally push another girl spread eagle against the wall
You could hear a pop
I never got my legs popped because my sister was in cheerleading first and I always did the stretches with her and got flexibility over that time..so I already could do the splits
I taught myself to do a back hand spring in my backyard
Almost broke my neck but I got that chit
Most schools don't do that anymore after that one big scandal.
The splits is kinda pointless anyway, jumping and twirling and shit is cool but like " oh cool you can put ur pussy in the grass good shit gurl"?
Idk man.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I remember the scandal I think.. a gym teacher got in trouble because a girl got messed up pretty bad during a leg pop
Yeah exactly. She was like screaming and cryingfor them to stop, but the coach ignored her and had the other cheerleaders keep her down for like 5 min and she had some pretty serious damage. I was going to participate sophomore year bc the dudes who were straight got all kinds of laid.
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Originally posted by Ghost
Yeah it's a shame I'll never know what it's like to dress myself up like a slutty cheerleader with pigtails and have someone bend me over, hike up my skirt and fuck me while pulling on my hair while I scream daddy
*Sigh*
NEVER SAY NEVER
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2019-06-09 at 3:40 PM UTC
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Malice's Autopsy Report
Originally posted by Sophie
I don't think it's healthy to project what you would want to happen onto other people. If they cared, they'd take some actions to try to find out.
How would his parents even BEGIN to find out, sans some kind of electronic forensics expert? And knowing Malice, he probably had his computer locked, encrypted data, used a VPN for shit, etc. Never in a million years would they ever be able to find this, even if they wanted to.
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