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Posts by snab_snib

  1. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Check this dick, bitch.

    (enhance)
  2. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cerakote weed made my short-term memory terrible

    its absolutely fucked because of smoking weed

    i'll get out to my truck and literally not be able to remember if i locked the door

    EVERY FUCKING TIME i go back up to the door its locked

    with that being said, i'm smoking a cone when i get home

    you might even say, it helps you forget.
  3. snab_snib African Astronaut
    i was a jesus freak and also a bad kid. i went around middle school and high school railing in the hallways at people about how they're going to hell, telling the science teacher she's going to hell for teaching evolution, arguing about stuff, insulting people, starting fights. basically the only place i've ever known or felt comfortable in was me-against-all, bella contra omnum. i'd do wild things to shock everyone, and in general raise hell until i got expelled for putting a staple into every keyhole in the high school before classes started, so that when the teacher put the key into the lock, the staple bent to the pins and the door had to be taken off the hinges. that was 10th grade

    i had to get a job and pay for all those locks, like 2600 dollars, and i continued to raise hell after meeting my best friend. eventually he got schizophrenia and i walked halfway across the country and my wealthy estranged fathers side of the family found me on the internet and took me in, so i stopped raising hell. now i'm going to school and not raising hell.
  4. snab_snib African Astronaut
    weed will make you stupid
  5. snab_snib African Astronaut
    if ur parents gave u allowance u need 2 check ur privilege
  6. snab_snib African Astronaut
    no, he didn't OD. he layed his head on his laptop, like an idiot, and made a stupid, gay expression, for the sole purpose of taking a 'cute, funny' picture. gay. gay. gay.

    a dozen cowboys couldn't lasso me to a whole herd of buffalo to accomplish that feat with me.
  7. snab_snib African Astronaut


    dialation
  8. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra why though

    because that's a gay fucking pose for a photo? it's gayer than three dollar bill. i've known women who would feel too feminine to post a photo like that.
  9. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Actor no, fuckIN, and be casual…

    -Can I get a fuckin mega-millions?

    -A fuckin number 3?

    ayo, can i get a big-fuckin-mac meal, with an extra side of fries, and a medium coca fuckin cola?
  10. snab_snib African Astronaut
    donald fuckin trump
    homo fuckin sexual
    jet fuckin fighter
    peanut fuckin butter
    indexable fuckin lathe
    finger fuckin print
    minor fuckin chord
    bel fuckin air
  11. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Cats are the best pets.

    Dogs mostly just eat, shit, drool, and goof off.

    Cats, on the other hand, perform a very useful service by actively pursuing rodents and other pests in their territory. They earn their keep because they're not freeloading assholes.

    /thread bitch

    dogs hunt rats far better. dogs will protect you and you can use dogs as a radar because their senses extend beyond yours and you can read them. cat's are nigger tier pets. they are pest. they actually carry more disease than rats, so it's better to just have fucking rodents than to have cats, and if you pay to have cats, you're fucking cucked. besides the fact that cats infect you with a disease that literally makes you a homosexual suicidal liberal.

    cats are fucking shit and should be exterminated on sight. sometime this summer i'm going to get some variety of night scope for my bow, and i'm going to go coyote hunting throughout local fields, and there's a development down the road. i'm going to kill every fucking cat i see with an arrow.
  12. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Sacrifice – dedication of man's craft to God, as visible proofs of man's love and obedience
    Truth – handcrafted and honest display of materials and structure. Truth to materials and honest display of construction were bywords since the serious Gothic Revival had distanced itself from the whimsical "Gothick" of the 18th century; it had been often elaborated by Pugin and others.
    Power – buildings should be thought of in terms of their massing and reach towards the sublimity of nature by the action of the human mind upon them and the organization of physical effort in constructing buildings.
    Beauty – aspiration towards God expressed in ornamentation drawn from nature, his creation
    Life – buildings should be made by human hands, so that the joy of masons and stonecarvers is associated with the expressive freedom given them
    Memory – buildings should respect the culture from which they have developed
    Obedience – no originality for its own sake, but conforming to the finest among existing English values, in particular expressed through the "English Early Decorated" Gothic as the safest choice of style.
  13. snab_snib African Astronaut
    niggers btfo
  14. snab_snib African Astronaut
    my penis is upright and beautiful
  15. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Guess what you and Gypsum have in common


    wow you replaced the picture
  16. snab_snib African Astronaut
    edges?
  17. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4

    could just cut their paws off with a bolt cutter and use a blowtorch to cauterize them. they could still get around, name em stumpy.
  18. snab_snib African Astronaut
    yeah that was edgy
  19. snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ They nicely shit and piss in a box for you.

    They generally leave you alone.

    They are fun for cuddlez and spooning.

    They are often times silly.

    They clean themselves.

    They aren't obnoxious around strangers.

    You don't have to take them for walks.

    They are cutie patooties.

    They like warms.

    All good things.

    Cats.

    fucking beat them with a hammer and then put them into a bucket and toss it into closet.
  20. snab_snib African Astronaut
    http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1486343478307.webm
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