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2017-02-11 at 1:38 AM UTC in the universe is ma
Originally posted by RisiR Oh shit, you showed me with this one, mongleroy junior.
"Howz tis lidl peepl fittinz in da raddio, momma?"
"Shut the fuck up."
this universe is a fucking radio for the entertainment of demons whose entity occupies hundreds or millions of dimensions while we're constrained to three.
we're basically fucking plants that sing and suffer and not much else. -
2017-02-11 at 1:33 AM UTC in Shit_snapsad
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2017-02-11 at 1:31 AM UTC in the universe is ma
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2017-02-11 at 1:14 AM UTC in the universe is made by super-dimensional demons to create periods of suffering in order to create music which they listen to. you know how when you were a little kid you thought there were tiny people making music in the radio? that was a reincarnelian afterimage of the truth: we're souls trapped in a universe installed into a little radio for them to listen to.
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2017-02-10 at 10:47 PM UTC in ive been high for 7 days straight
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2017-02-10 at 10:09 PM UTC in Anyone ever experience sleep paralysis!!?you try real hard to wiggle your toe, if you can wiggle your toe you get your control back pretty quickly.
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2017-02-10 at 10:07 PM UTC in WE DIDNT START THE FIAAAH!!!lame
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2017-02-10 at 9:12 PM UTC in does fapping to scat mean you're retarded?without exception
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2017-02-10 at 6:44 PM UTC in Shit_snap
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2017-02-10 at 5:05 AM UTC in what is a derpadew
Originally posted by -SpectraL A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.
Examples:
Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.
Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".
Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?
Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.
i have no fucking idea what you're talking about but i'm drunk as a skunk and i laughed. -
2017-02-10 at 5:04 AM UTC in Maybe we're always on a really light lsd trip.
Originally posted by Actor Example: Move your hand across your face/vision fast, can you see a little bit of trailing?
the visuals you get on LSD are always present. you don't notice them because you're not looking. LSD doesn't make you hallucinate unless you're soft as fuck.
Originally posted by greenplastic maybe we're always on a super strong dmt trip
this was the case about 1500 years ago and prior. since then, atmospheric Co2 has been increasing and our pineal glands simply isn't producing DMT like it used to. once upon a time, in the age of knights and dragons, hero's and maidens, everyone was on DMT all the time. it's the 'real' hormone. DMT makes things feel 'real'. the only reason people trip out and black out and go to la-la land when they smoke DMT is because shit just gets too real too fast for them to cope with. -
2017-02-10 at 3:41 AM UTC in what is a derpadew
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2017-02-10 at 3:35 AM UTC in what is a derpadew
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2017-02-10 at 3:35 AM UTC in Shit_snap
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2017-02-10 at 3:34 AM UTC in Shit_snap
Originally posted by Dargo How eloquent. I wasn't trying to tear you down, you just sounded like a bitch the way you mentioned it. What happened anyway? I like to compare sob stories.
i'll give it some time, since you can't seem to read two 4-letter words accurately, you'll probably need a day or two in order to digest the couple paragraphs i've given you. if you keep reading you'll improve though, and the truth is that there's really no way to 'get smart' in any modern sense except to read a lot. it's not the same when you do it on the computer, but it's a beginning.
actually, i don't care about any of that. fuck off, punk. -
2017-02-10 at 3:25 AM UTC in Shit_snap
Originally posted by Dargo Oh did swombody not get enough hugs as a chwild? I sworry.
you can try to insult me by pretending that the environment someone is raised in doesn't have an impact on their career in life, but, that simply shows you're grasping at straws, trying to tear me down in order to accommodate your ego. in reality i've made diamonds out of coal, and probably have twice the depth, the tenacity, the integrity, the intelligence, the resourcefulness of yourself. if you and i were together i'd probably be constantly thinking 'what a twerp, can you please conduct yourself with some dignity'. i'd probably look at you as soft and inexperienced.
the fact that i've done the things i've done and become the person i've become in the face of a tremendous burden speaks greatly of my character, and you don't flatter yourself to imagine that whatever possessions you have more than I lend you the greater dignity; for nature proves all things, and what you and i are can stand also in comparison without voting, if it is a popularity contest in which you wish to compete. -
2017-02-10 at 3:13 AM UTC in Shit_snap
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2017-02-10 at 3:07 AM UTC in Shit_snap
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2017-02-10 at 3:05 AM UTC in what is a derpadew
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2017-02-10 at 3:04 AM UTC in Shit_snap
Originally posted by Dargo No, I just choose to improve your name when I read it. You're welcome.
lets not divert from the fact that you failed to read correctly because you assume that you know things that you actually don't based on past experience, and that this is a symptom of a person drifting away from life itself, content to let their intellectual faculties degrade as they live out the pattern they've established in their habits, unable to control their own behavior... a person not fully aware of their surroundings. an npc.
