2018-06-12 at 3:39 PM UTC
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best frozen 'novelty'
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2018-06-06 at 11:31 PM UTC
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BALLER! SHOT CALLER!
Yeah, but do a nigga rock 20 inch blades on dem impalas doe????
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2018-05-29 at 12:04 AM UTC
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Report button
What nigga be reporting shit? Snitches must be skinned alive and skull fucked by mules.
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2018-05-28 at 1:38 PM UTC
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And off to rehab I go
Originally posted by RisiR †
See you when I'm back.
Keep your head up! I just got out of rehab almost 2 months ago myself
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2018-05-28 at 4:05 AM UTC
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cant stop taking pills
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I masturbated furiously this morning, does that count as celebrating?
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Originally posted by Archer513
You can’t do that on television
I’d be finger bangin alanis morrissette
She’d write a song about me 🤠
I wanted to be on Clarissa Explains It All cuz I wanted to fuckin her. I'd be that neighbor that would come in through the window but I would've be plowing her...
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And it's really not too bad. I think I'll finally be able to get back on my feet....
Anyone else ever have to stay in one?
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2017-09-01 at 5:53 PM UTC
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I'm about to go jail
I'm out and free and clear....no paper, fines or bullshit ass drug tests....
Stay up my niggas....
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I work at Arbys so I usually eat cheddar melts or ruebens...
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2017-03-03 at 2:13 PM UTC
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Git outta dat trap shit
I live in a trap house right now, this halfway house is the biggest trap I've ever been in....
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2017-02-17 at 11:53 PM UTC
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bundy sucks now
I used to do it at work all the time, I'd always feel like I was getting weird looks though....
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I'd lick her little shithole
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I threatened to kill my English teacher in 8th grade. He almost pressed charges over it....
Fucking faggot......
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Originally posted by RestStop
I almost always went alone and sometimes with another guy friend I wonder how the strippers would treat/react to a guy clearly there with his wife/gf ?
I think some of them would dig it...I would love to take a chick to one.
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36 and my goal is to get my own place and get the fuck out of this halfway house I'm in and to walk off this 6 months or so of parole I got.
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2017-01-31 at 12:05 AM UTC
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I can't post here anymore
Originally posted by RisiR
Seriously.
A bunch of whiny losers, pedophiles and tech nerds.
I'm non of the above. The people who take drugs are all weird hippies I can't talk to because they piss me off and hating on Bill Krozby got stale.
It isn't fun anymore. Nothing cool happens.
I take drugs and I don't consider myself a weird hippie....
I'm just your average semi-degenerate fuckup, that's why I feel like I fit in here....
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2017-01-31 at 12:07 AM UTC
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Peeing your pants
When I was little my mom used to tickle me until I would piss, just so I wouldn't wet the bed....shit traumatized me to this day.
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2017-01-22 at 9:21 PM UTC
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Being in the hospital
Spent three days in ICU a few years back with MRSA. I masturbated. I was smoking spice in my bathroom and every 4 hours sexy little nurses came in and gave me dilaudid.....it wasn't all that bad....
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