crunchy ok, sometimes i get crunchy from the food pantry
bro like if I was 13 and this old man my dad's friends with whose got all these tattoos and talks like a gangbanger but reads books and does crossword puzzles and dances to gucci mane and carries knvies everywhere while just getting shitty drunk was like
Kid your education is more important than anything else youg ot going on in your life, I will buy you whatever I can afford that you want as long as you try your hardest and get good grades and followed through despite being 2000 miles away in Florida I would like that would be a great childhood memory. so ya i do dat
But if one of my other friends was liek amne I really need a baby sitter and I know you're just gonna be at home sitting on your computer woudl you help me out and watch my two kids just for one evening I would say fuck no.
i didn't know we were trolling, I don't want to be around people's kids. I will if I have to and I'm friendly with other people especially family members of people close to me but I have only become friends with 1 13 year old boy whos father I am very close friends with.
I get copies of his grades sent to me and buy him throwing stars, pocket knives, slingshots, etc. The more As he gets the cooler the weapons are of course. He has not gotten all As but when he does I am going to get him a BUDK (The cheap blade magazine every kid has fantasies about) Katana or a simple bow.
Last I got him he wanted throwing knivves and had like half As half Bs so I got him a 5 pack of throwing knives. He hurts himself playing with them but so love the weapons that he hides the injuries because he does not want his toys to be taken away.
But other than that 1 kid I hate children. But Niko wormed his way into my heart and now I am the father's friend I wish I would've had in my life growing up who jsut randomly shows up with weapons, fireworks, huge rolls of tape, etc.
i have a birthday this year.
2024-08-22 at 12:10 AM UTC
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Movie night
i tried joining but i Don't have nwetflix or any of those streaming services, sorry I was really looking forward to seeing you :(
and if he says "oh he just misses abusing me"
let him know that's an accurate sentiment and I made brusslesprouts with ranch dressing for dinner tonight and I thought mane I Haven't talked to former boyscout leader and current pedophile paul wozny in weeks!
i hope he didn't die from his:
thyroid disease
depression
gigi leaving him
heart disease
high blood pressure
AIDS
Obesity
as u can see I am worried about my friend.
If Paul Wozny was a mexican his name would be Pablo Grande Wozno
And for the last month. If anyone knows how to get ahold of that fat piece of shit tell him his favorite internet personality needs to tell him something
Tell that pasty 2 chinned lil boy fucker I got something to tell him.
Tell him I know all of his dirty secrets and I'm exposing them.
Tell that fat piece of shit I'mma call trayvon martin next and get him to holler.
Let him know that archive.org partnered witht he waybacktimemachine in order to bring back the totse file that included the memorandum he remembers from september 10th, 2001 regarding what would happen.
We got Jeff Hunter's email address, We got a boyscout doll for him, we got a family size bag of doritos just for him. Let him know!!!
And most of all...
tell him...
I miss my friend.
Sincerely,
Bradley-Don'tTouchMeThere,UncleWoz-B93
great thread OP I wholeheartedly agree. The worst is when people I'm having sex with wanna tell me about their children that they see sometimes, every other weekend, but not this weekend, or next weekend and I'm ike bro I really don't give a shit.
Wholeheartedly agree the only people who have an interest in children are parents, pedophiles or pedophilic parents
Instigator uses his buttox to manufacture pickles
OP says he doesn't do meth anymore but I recognize he has returned to his old ways, next he will have a highlighter in his ass and be making ( . y . ) art
2024-08-21 at 6:23 PM UTC
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Australia again
OP doesn't wipe as documented by BradleyB93 March 2024.
this thread was made by a sausage loving homosexual with strong ratface features.
I fuck buttcheeks for sport.
