2023-07-12 at 4:25 PM UTC
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I’m with her
wow here's your opportunity to fuck a drunk teenager you just met and fuck her up with whatever you got coming out your penis. I'm sure she'll be very excited to wake up next to an old chubby convicted pedophile who got deporte
Nice job, broski. You're so very much succeeding, time to post about it on the forums since you're still working in getting your 3 1/2 floppy into being a hard 4 inch CD.
I hope she wakes up and her father kills you.
My asian friend (gay, recent immigrant) breaks a lot of toilet seats by LOL climbing ontop of the toilet seat and then squatting, i'm like bruh u dont' need to do that, he said my means of sitting on a communal toilet are disgusting. I have heard him break two public toilets while doing this when like half way through his dump he tries to wipe and the seat goes sideways, i told him behind the toilet there are free paper things you can put over the dumper, he said he doesn't like that there are toilet seats, i told him not to use one, the second time he opted to not use the "dirty" seat and his chonkla went ankle deep in a dirty toilet I said bro this isn't Laos, you can use the paper condom on the toilet seat and shit from a sitting position, he said all the shit won't come out if he do it like that, i told him i'm 29 years into shitting on toilets and feel just fine.
Y'all know I've had a job for the last month as the manager of a small Pakistani corner store and I work from 10pm to 6am, five days a week except for when I bullshit it into 4 days. like I understand projecting out of your OWE MEAN USERS RAVISHED THE HAIRY ANUS fantasies but reality is, I do work and thats' why most of my posting has been between 1pm and 7am.
You should've just been honest.
"i have like zero friends"
inb4 "hey startrak, ur my friend right? BradleyB wrong"
Much like the flu cannot be treated with antibiotics,
I do not think wellhung will suffer more than a cockroach when exposed to rubbing alcohol. It's difficult to remove his food source as he lives off of his family and doesn't require water or much sustenance, a job or insurance, just internet and a cellphone camera is sufficient to carry him through nuclear war.
Not sure, I don't take much of an interest in pedophiles outside of the ones who i can't get to remove themselves from my life.
But yes Wozny pretty much anything with vowels hitting Zs and Cs inappropriately (Kinda like you hit those kids inappropriate, amirite?) is typically indicative of Polish or Slavic ancestry.
also pretending you didn't know how to spell your last name is as good of proof of you not being him as Jeff Hunter committing 9/11 based on evidence found in your own previously repeated posts.
Folks if we could simply pop that nasty sore on the right ass cheek, it would leak out wellhung, and after it is wiped away and discarded in the toilet, we could as a community feel as though we have improved our overall dermatology with simply squeezing this ugly personality that probably won't go away unless he is popped.
Yes Matthew you are the online equivalent of a cyst on the buttox.
it also helps not being a 400lb man dying old man with bitch tits instead of me, your results were probably drastically different.
^ obvious skitzophrenic post.
2023-07-12 at 8:02 AM UTC
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Which one
Don't you have like half a million dollars saved up? Why not get the Kia for M-F and then take the camero out of your garage on Saturdays/Sundays after you pop a viagra and want to ride around town/get your penis massaged? On the weekends you'd probably put 20 miles of city driving maybe 40 tops, and because that's like 750 miles a year (i'm assuming you can pay the 40$ a month in maintenance fee
Maintenance is a hard fucking word to spell if you don't sound it out btw, took 3 tries to get it right, lol.
The camero will increase in value as you decrease, which could be considered an asset after you sell it in 10 years with an extra 7k miles on it.
YOu get the pussy magnet and then you seem smarter because you have teh jap car for long commutes, I know you have no person in your life who loves you, so why not fill that two car garage with a replacement for what's missing and get both.
Just make sure you put a blanket over the seats when dealing with women of the night and whores in general.
i know all 4 of his alts and one is still posting
you also forgot semisazas who i call twice a year.
^ said a person with no weapons experience outside of living in a role playing game from a computer chair meant for children.
