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  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    I have a rule where we don't take pictures of each other at any time, so I can't show you what he looks like but imagine a grumpy old hispanic man with a beer belly and nudist fantasies, kinda looks like a sweet potato with human features, I love him and we argue, but at the end of the day, he's my friend.
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    i napped for a couple hours but I woke up to my roommate bitching in the kitchen on his phone and once I'm up I'm fucking up, and then he tells me to go back to sleep as I'm bitching at him in broken spanish about being respectful and not shouting in the fucking kitchen after I get off work, drink a beer, and go to sleep.

    nigga was bitching because someone owes him money (For what?) and won't pay him, he won't tell me why he owes money and i expect it's prostitution/drug related, so now the guys gonna bring either me a bag of weed or him some tweak since money the possibilities.

    my gaming controller has a sliding/dragging control on the right from me ramming it as hard as I can whenever I'm being shot at, so I bought the same controller, will complain that my new one is all fucked up and drags on the right stick, wipe it down with rubbing alcohol/make it look new, and I"mma send that bitch back so I got two controllers so my roommate and I can play like 1980s/1990s games like in the arcade that he likes.

    One time I handed him the controller and put it on Arkinoid and left, figuring he would play it for a little and get tired of it, this motherfucker don't speak any english and figured out how to put in a code for unlimited lives, when I came back from work 9 hours later (I walk around for awhile before and after work, drinking and eating chips I stole from work as a form of relaxation) and I come back and this nigga was tweakin like a motherfucker on level 9001, the ball just shoots at you but unlimited tries is unlimited tries. He's 61 and was so proud and said he's never been so good at video games.

    So I figure a second controller will be fun for us.
  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's the plan for today Bradders? what's on your "todo" list.

    well i work tonight, so not too much, probably gonna buy a little weed or tweak, gonna roll up a couple joints or do a fatass line of meth before I go in depending on who calls back first. I already had my sushi and matzo soup, i'm gonna make broccoli & cream of mushroom soup in a casserole with noodles and two cups of mixed vegetables. I'll make that at 9pm if my roommate is hungry or if I get some weed, but if I get tweak I'll probably cook that shit at 630 when I get home.
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    i got some shit on my chest,
    some shit i must confess,
    last night I was the nigga
    that shot up your projects
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by kick

    looks like a chubby kr0z
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    i'd fuck both of them at the same damn time.
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    I didn't like Pheonix because it is too cutthroat for me. I can function with the Cubans, I can function with the blacks in Milwaukee, I cannot function with the cartel Mexicans, everything is very very umm dangerous and high stakes at all times, not for me.

    YOu can buy an ounce from 1 guy once a week for a month and the next week you don't have money for the 5th bag, so they tell you that you have to and if he has to tell you again you just have to pay and not get the ounce, just pay to survive.

    FUCK THAT.
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    my thermometer said it's 91 degrees in the shade outside, inside it is 78 in my living room with my air conditioner running at 62F in the bedroom, fucking awful bro but by September it'll begin improving.
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    Miami has had 4 days of unending heat setting records. It's expected to peak in mid august, it's gonna be fucking hell walking to University. I went at 6:30am after work about a mile walk to the grocery store with a backpack on, bro I came back sweating like a motherfucker with the band of where the bag crosses my chest of just wet sweat, I wasn't even carrying shit, just my sushi, soup, broccoli, and a 4 pack of beer.

    bro the humidity is at 1000%, it rains and then burns and then rains adn then the sun burns again, it's 430pm and I have the air conditioning on high, I"mma make my roommate go get me alcohol from the corner store about a block away because bro I can't hang out outside till about 8pm unless it's raining and I can sit in the rain.

    The humidity and heat is unreal, so I kick it in my crib from like 9am to 7pm most days, I also sleep first shift and work thirds but like bro right now, i have one air conditioner in the bedroom, and my fan fuckin broke that I typically use to push the cold air from the bedroom into the hallway/kitchenette so that some of it can hopefully hit me in the living room.

    It's hotter than fuck here, I'm thinking about just sitting on these milk crates and wrapping myself in a clean white sheet soaked with water like I had to do in prison in Wisconsin.

    But I haven't taken any arthritis medication in 7 months and the heat has made it so I don't have joint pain, we also have remarkably stable barometric atmospheric pressure (aside from hurricane weather), I don't have to take cortico steroids, arthritis medication (a DMARD belly syringe twice a month, and then a weak chemotherapy drug weekly) w/ Folic Acid and Omeprazole.

    In wisconsin I have a place waiting for me at two different cribs, all my weapons, my video games and books, gold, everything really important to me aside from my computer and I have no interest in ever going back.
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by jerryb Florida to humid for me. I went to boot camp in Orlando and about died from the heat and humidity. Some niggas like it tho.

    Ca has better weather but full of liberal nutcases. Florida gets white trash from north so chose your poison.

    You understand that's me, right? I'm from Milwaukee, never left the state till 28 where I moved to the farthest south location Greyhound would take me at 4am on a Thursday when I got all pissed off with life and drunkenly ordered a ticket.
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  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    I have 1,000$ to bring for a 10 day trip to Lodz and can pay for my airfare, my passport will be issued in two or three months so it'll be around Christmas break if you want.
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Haxxor Ok…I had to Google natasha kinski….she was ok in her youth.

    weird face
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    And I am still very much in love with her but she is very incompatable with my gangster/alcoholic lifestyle.
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    her name went from Austin to Alana and sometimes I would call her by her "dead name" and tell her that her grandma calls her Austin and she needs to get over it.

    One time I slapped her in the nuts while I was balls deep and said "Give me that boy pussy" and spit in her face, but she didn't mind.
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    My ex (a tranny) would convince other feminine men to start HRT for the sole purpose of knowing them to be flakey people, she'd give them her doctors name, her endorsement, and watch them start on the hormones. Then she'd manipulate their crazy (they develop a personality similar to having bipolar) asses and get them to stop, start, stop, and start treatments over and over again.

    What ends up happening is these twinks get their balls to turn into raisins, they get bitch tits, weird facial hair, grossly overweight and end up with health problems.

    I have no idea what possessed her to do this, she started hormones once at 16 and never turned back or stopped taking them, so these friends of hers see her and she would convince them they can go from a 4/10 gay guy to a dime piece stripper like her, but then they start going through puberty again at 16-35 years old, so they start getting uncomfortable and she tells them it's not for them, then they become a man again, then she gets them to start it back up.

    she probably fucked up like 4-5 people in the two years I was with her and fuck man dozens before and after. Kinda an evil bitch.
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    Don't ever fuckin cross me, bitch. I aint jesus christ.
  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Let me know when you are ready to get thrifty with it.

    Oh I'm a cheap fuck too.
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    if u ever feel like u don't fit in that picture of Zelensky at the nato summit has to take the cake.
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A friend of mine used to have BYOM (bring your own meat) BBQs…I never went

    What a cheap fuck, I can see why you guys are such good friends.
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