yall i had 3 beers in me at this point and haven't had any weed or meth in a couple days, nor any other drugs in the past few weeks. I have been sleeping and eating well (ish) it's not like i was up for weeks and then saw a shadow person in the house window, it's a well lit bathroom during the day time, when i'm 100% soberish
wozny you're kinda pathetic these arent' even funny
bro i walked into a men's room at the front of a busy walmart and saw an old man in the corner who turned out to be a woman telling me to wash my hands, then no one was in there and they couldn't have left through any other means, that's some fucked up shit.
I walked into a 2 stall, 3 urinal mens room at walmart just now.
Fuckin A this is where it's gonna get bizarre.
I saw the oldest woman in the world sitting inside one of the corners looking like that bitch from The Ring, long black matted hair, dirty as fuck, wearing a white gown, dirty as fuck, I think she had sandles on I said
"The fuck?"
and took a piss, cuz when i gotta piss i gotta piss, she said
"Are you gonna wash your hands, you didn't last time."
I ignored her/him (i kinda thought it was a dude at first but then her voice gave it to me she was a female, old, smoker voice)
i went to the bubbler next to the bathroom and waited for her to come out, but when she didn't i waited for another man to go in there, when he came out I asked him did you see that bitch in there whacked out
He said to me in spanish "I' was alone in there."
I go walk in there again, there's no woman, no other door, nothing, I looked to where she was sitting and you can see a buttseat mark where someone had been sweating and sitting for hours on the linoleum. I asked a staff member and they said "She aint there anymore right?" I said no. they told me I'm good.
Folks I never looked away from the bathroom door.
i sit right in the center and placed a milk crate on the table for my laptop to sit on so I don't have to look down on it, everyone knows, don't touch the laptop, don't move the crate, don't sit next to me, and don't step on my dog or feed him anything.
I got a three person couch I sleep on when my back doesn't hurt or I pass out, we got two little chairs too, I don't let others sit on my bed/couch unless I'm not here, when we have 3 others in the living room, I drag out a kitchen chair rather than have their ass planted where my skin sits for 8 hours.
did you hold hands while you sat on the loveseat
Throwing Senor Quackers (a giant duck that crinkles) against my fridge over and over again so my dog stops biting my rooommate.
2023-07-13 at 9:31 PM UTC
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wow this girl is peeerty
oh and then I get an SSI check while i'm there, especially if it's for a month, so that'd be 2,000$ i'm bringing to the table, 9000 Zoloty or something.
2023-07-13 at 9:30 PM UTC
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wow this girl is peeerty
ya it'll be 1000 for a roundtrip ticket, probably closer to 850 if I schedule it months in advance and I only ride the poor people seats so I get a discount for that too, don't mind taking off at 3-5am so I get a discount for that too.
and yeah I have a 1000$ ontop of that, just gotta save up two racks to meet another Totsean. Not shit I can't do.
my fishing friend made me wear these like (Too small) hip high/bite proof boots to go fishing in this marsh and I Told him bro I'll just go barefoot and he told me the most real truth I've ever heard.
"Bradley, you're not in Kansas anymore."
The major difference is here the celda/jahulla (city jail) is fucking brutal, we got poisonous snakes, vigilante police, we got poisonous spiders, and the food is extremely expensive (since it's gotta be run to the tip of the dick that is florida), also there are a lot of poisonous plants.
In wisconsin we have 2 poisonous spiders (never met anyone who found one alive) and 2 poisonous plants (IVY & OAK), total.
Here there are so many poisonous plants spiders oh yeah there's snakes and shit tons of them, then you got these ugly iguanas. In wisconsin the scariest thing I ever saw was a possum that I shot when it screeched at me while I was fishing and I freaked the fuck out and just discharged my entire pistol at because like I had a flashlight and was going home a half hour after sundown on the train tracks in Oshkosh and when I brushed the flashlight I saw this pink thing scream and start running at me (First possum i had ever seen) and I just dumped the clip out of fear.
oh and here we have alliGAYtors that will follow the fish you just caught (because it's struggling) and when you get it to shore, it will try to fight you over it's dinner. This only happened to me once, and I didn't wanna give up my braided line so I refused to cut the line believing I could yank it out of his mouth, so he unspoooled my whole line and then broke my arbor knot, fucking fighting me over a local bass, can't remember the name but like a small mouth but uglier and in our canals.
I wanna go to the national park something like the everglades, and go find the first small gator I can and dump a clip at him for fun & I'll cook the meat.
^ "small" as a full grown one will let 9mm just bounce off the face and continue attacking unless you hit an eyeball or the sweet spot at the cerebellum.
Wisconsin is fucked, 7 months out of the year I sit inside because like it's brutal. As a kid I fell through frozen creeks/rivers, I had frostbite so many times the tips of my toes are numb, I thought I was gonna die during some of the polar vortex cold snaps over the years, I used to put the collar of my coat around my mouth and zip it all the way up and when I would get on the school bus my breath had made a solid piece of ice over the fabric, I remember having a ripped tear in my snowpants and having a discolored thigh because the shit was so cold on the walk home, we used to sit at the local park as kids and bro every one of us (Even the black kids) would have red fingers and red cheeks and sometimes it would burn when you went back inside, people slip and fall getting out of the car at walmart and get stuck to the pavement from their warm skin touching the layer of ice that no one really gives a fuck about trying to clear, fuckin salt don't work below 10F so you gotta hand your boy the beer while you take corners, god help you if your car dies on a county road in November at night, you better find some shit to burn if you don't got blankets and water in your car with the Hot Hands.
Here, meh if u homeless and can find some cardboard you got a bed, get a little bucket and some change to rattle around and people will feed you, clothe you, give your ass bible versus and when you wake up, yeah you got bit by a couple mosquitos but at least you can feel your extremities.
I didn't want to be cold ever again so I moved as far south as I could.
Please reduce post limit to 2,000 characters because of the above user.
I feel I can see why you and Wariat met in person.
