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  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    I'm asking you because you're the expert, if u ever need advice on how to best drink a beer, let me tell you my boy, the wisdom I have could fill libraries (as long as it pertained to drinking beer during the day)
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    ur just mad i accused you of spamming and now you're saying the same things back to me to vindicate yourself.

    I don't have a blowtorch but I do have a roommate with a methpipe, should i go shake him down for a bowl of some tweak so i can really vibe out? I'm out of cigarettes too fucking motherfuckers.


    can i roll a bowl with a butane BIC lighter?
  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    What's IPA? I believe i typoed not u
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    Like if an asian man had his mother tell him "i'm never talking to you again." he'd probably harikari or some shit

    If my mom said it I'd tell her okay i'll talk to you when you act like a mother and not an ex girlfriend, lemme know!~!~!~
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    People aren't interested in collectivist culture, the west has placed a great deal of importance on individuality and self. Instead of doing what parents are expecting you, you can fuck off dye your hair pink, cut your breasts off, tape a fake dick to yourself and demand that people refer to you by some new name that doesn't even sound remotely like something a mother would name her daughter/now son.

    So no one wants to lock up into someone else's life, I certainly don't. Instead of having a shared goal that is made into a life, and using that union to create a loving family of children with good morals, most people only hold an interest in doing what they feel like at that moment and/or what's best for them.

    When a japanese person describes themselves, they use phrases like 'I go to school, my family, i am this role in my family, i want to work for this company, i am from this community."

    Americans be like "ya I'm doing me, gotta focus on number one, you know, my name, age, what i think, who i am, what I plan"

    I, i, I statements are reflective of this cultural shift and best contrasted to cultures of Asia, Africa, and Native Americans that focus on the group over the individual.
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    What do you think my cumulative GPA is wozny?
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    What is ICA? Like an uppity microbrew beer?

    How do you like your nachos?
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    I've jerked it as a teen a lot in the men's bathrooms at schools, in juvie, my room after school, my girlfriends' beds (with and without them present), never jerked off in a portapotty tho, but i would, i've jerked it while fishing, everything really.

    Always afraid to have audio/sound on, cuz you never know if someone gonna come up and see you wankin
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    do you use headphones or just let the Animal Planet play on full blast?
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    Well she left you so that's kinda accurate.
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    is it hard finding housing that is 1,000 feet away from schools, parks, daycares, in a place so densely populated?
  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    None, I've never hurt anyone and avoided any violent interactions. I pray to God I never am in such a situation. I never could imagine making a fist and striking someone out of anger or with the intention to hurt them.

    I'm not a monster Wozny.
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    nah i just like talking shit to you, dumbfuck, how haven't you caught onto that yet?
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    Off Topic, my friends ex girlfriend was this ridiculously fatbitch, kinda like paul wozny but less ugly/old/sick, and she would go to mcdonalds regularly, when I go to mcdonalds I get 1 large black coffee, 1 mcchicken, 1 mcdouble. couple times a year.

    She gets this iced frappe caramel shit
    three mcchickens extra mayo no lettuce w/ added cheese
    large fries
    2 Apple Pies

    I'm 6'1 and an active nutjob, she is a short stubby online secretary from home who doesn't clean or cook.
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Pete Green Popcorn light on the butter. My girlfriend eats tons of it when we watch movies and I eat a few handfuls because it tears my colon up.

    hurts to shit the next day.

    I hate people who put flavoring on popcorn. weird. cheese power shit maybe.. whats good is this yeast stuff. its like cheese or that cheap Parmasian you buy from Craft. its just a yeast (which yes, the cheesy smell on your feet your dog licks is what they make imitation cheese out of). that yeast is what helps turn milk into cheese.

    outside of that wtf. actually I will never eat yeast again because of feet

    ^ doesn't have a girlfriend, still gets yeast infections.

    When I make popcorn I do no butter (aside form what's int he package) but sometimes I do like to hit it with hot sauce, not a lot just a little.

    You ever seen any other fat pieces of shit eat they're pop corn with dipping sauce? Like it's a chicken nugget or some shit lol ranch and all this other little cups shit i'm like damn they must make that for the 320+ club.
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    Like in your position most people who would be a taxi driver, but because you can steal some fries out of each order, you do door dash.

    I bet when fast food employees see you, they groan knowing this is gonna be the most complicated, skizoprenic, "my pickles were too salty!" whining ass bitch niggers they deal with till you come in again a couple hours later.
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Pete Green stopped at SWIM-Wall of Text

    SURE! whatever you say BradleyB

    Said the old retard that has spent over 20 years repeating, "JEFF HUNTER DID 9/11 I CAN PROVE IT BECAUSE I KNOW THE FACTS!"

    But the facts can be summed up entirely by any non skizophrenic pedophile as "I remember reading on Totse Forums the day before about how it was all planned out and laid bear and then *two hundred unconnected dots*"

    Wozny we been friends for a decade, you're an old dumbfuck conspiracy theoriest with bitch tits, heart problems, morbid obesity, a little dick, and some loony ideas.
  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    Where as the plug loves collecting knives and is a good knife fighter that enjoys stabbing people and hates robbers.
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    Worst part is I already know everything and feel bad about some facts of the situation

    His two kids are under 10
    His wife is kind of a whore
    I know he didn't leave at 4am to go do shit under the overpass over there becasue he hates being out at night because he doesn't want to leave his family without a father/die from homicide
    The dealer we know will drive to anywhere at anytime for any amount of money on a moments notice
    Like when he came over to my friends house and my friend needed a knife and he let him use his a couple days prior (according to him)

    but he has a good job, sleeps every night, wife doesn't think he do shit other than drink beer (with me/friends) and chain smokes weed, sometimes a little cocaine powder.
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    probably one of those situations of a dumbfuck thinking he should remove the knife and dying four feet away from copious blood loose + compounded by the blood thinner alcohol and it being like 100 degrees out.
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