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2024-07-29 at 7:23 PM UTC in Unique eggs eaten by other cultures.I want to try the balut egg, also there's this other shit where they take seagull eggs or some shit? and stick it in the
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2024-07-29 at 6:43 PM UTC in Update your EmojisOP should consider finding meaning in his life outside of a forum.
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2024-07-29 at 6:34 PM UTC in Scientists make 'incredibly worrying' discovery after observing pattern in one of Earth's largest ice fields: 'We risk irreversible, complete removal of them'There's a problem with ice in miami
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2024-07-29 at 6:33 PM UTC in We Just Lived Through Two of the Hottest Days Ever. Does Anyone Care?^ wears assless chaps when he takes selfies to put on GayFarmersOnly.com
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2024-07-29 at 4:39 PM UTC in 4 hottest days ever observed raise fears of a planet nearing ‘tipping points’I don't go out much, but I did align this fan to blow from where the airconditioner shoots out cold air onto me. It's so chilly when I drink ice water I need a sweatshirt.
People I live with go outside to smoke a cigarette and come back sweating. Wild. -
2024-07-29 at 3:48 PM UTC in wow this really makes u thinkHELP THE OLD BRITISH GUY JUST APPROACHED ME WITH ILL (Sexual) INTENT!!!
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2024-07-29 at 2:23 PM UTC in Back once again with the renegade masterD4 on the ill behavior is not catchy
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2024-07-29 at 2:22 PM UTC in Back once again with the renegade master
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2024-07-29 at 2:20 PM UTC in LET THEM EAT CAKE
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2024-07-29 at 2:17 PM UTC in Fonaplats Secret Identity Exposed!!!!People say me and Kinkou look liek we're non identical twins a lot
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2024-07-29 at 4:05 AM UTC in LET THEM EAT CAKEI would eat a zebra cake out of your ass
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2024-07-29 at 3:23 AM UTC in Fonaplats Secret Identity Exposed!!!!bradleyb a real cock slanger
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2024-07-29 at 3:10 AM UTC in Fonaplats Secret Identity Exposed!!!!yep, i see that too
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2024-07-29 at 2:11 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final Chapterit was kinda small but not like that small
he also taught me how to jack off to HTS in tinychat -
2024-07-29 at 2:10 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final ChapterI've seen OPs flacid penis!!! It wasn't that small!!!!
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2024-07-29 at 2:09 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final Chapterhey tortilla, it's me bradley!!! I don't know if you remember how good of friends we were but I havep rayed for u off and on for most of my adult life and I hope you are doin gwell my friend.
Remember, if you do kill yourself to call me one last time and SHOW ME UR DONG BRO!!!!! -
2024-07-29 at 2:05 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final ChapterGreat thread.
Originally posted by TORTILLA I was 8 years old when I realized my anus was an endogenous zone. Like HTS and fonaplats (he's gay), I was immediately fascinated with this zone. It all started when my parents installed a pool into our Las Vegas backyard. "Have fun little Tortilla" they would say. Fun I had indeed. I discovered that if I swam to the bottom depth of 7 FT i could place my anus on the suction intake and have orgasmic feelings until I ran out of breath.
Fast forward 25 years. Lots of people in and out of my house. Lots of whores. Empty cocaine plates. Lots of crazyness. My house is a disaster. And now i Lay here naked on my couch. The party is over now. I am left here with the depression, silence, and emptiness of beer cans. An AR-16 by my side, ready for the trigger to be pulled at any moment. And I love it.
In 2020, right as the Pandemic was occurring, I was approached by a man outside ChiChi's whore house in Pahrump, Nevada. He said I was slick and liked my style. He offered to buy me lunch on the outskirts of Vegas with a business proposition. I obliged. At lunch he presented me with a device that he had developed that attached to the inner thigh. Without going into details this device allowed me to signal him from across the poker table. During COVID Vegas had instituted a policy of plastic between the players. This worked to our advantage. We made roughly 600 thousand dollars between 2020-2021.
High on life my partner and I decided to go to Tijuana with some of our winnings. There is a whore house in Tijuana called Hong Kong. It is filled with 10/10 latina women willing to do anything you desire. I was high on cocaine when "Jake" my business partner, told me he was unable to get hard for the 2 prostitutes we had with us. I told Jake, I used to have a friend who would stuff highlighters up his ass and immediately get an erection. With no highlighters on hand, we used the only elongated object in the room. The TV remote control. Jake couldn't handle it and thats when I remembered. Pool suction. I pulled the remote from the hookers hands and poured cocaine onto jakes anus. "Chupar" I instructed the hooker. She began suckin his ass lol. Jake got hard and we had a great night, until Tina, the Mexican hooker wanted to leave Hong Kong club and go to her place. I was hesitant but I Left with her because she was so fine.
I never saw Jake again. He was killed that night.
There is currently a civil war going on in Tijuana. Los Chapitos and CJNG are currently at war for the territory. The girl Jake was with was with CJNG. Ive been in TJ ever since, and have been dealing with the guilt of Jake being gone. Ive been mourning Jake, especially for the considerably brutal death he endured. They got all of the many money we made from him. It coulda been me too.
Eventually my money will run out. Eventually I will move on to Guadalajara. And as I lay here, sweaty, gun by my side, only time will tell where this goes.
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2024-07-29 at 12:51 AM UTC in Fonaplats Secret Identity Exposed!!!!
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2024-07-29 at 12:24 AM UTC in Sunday Nights have always been the worst part of my life and I don't know why.sadday bump
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2024-07-29 at 12:23 AM UTC in Black people invented ReasonOP is a little weiner
