Dude you should get DADDY ISSUES tattooed under your eyes
Ya dt she just doesn't find u sexually enticing
Sounds a lot like you, Kafka
2024-08-15 at 1:07 PM UTC
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I miss pot
Who are you BARON von REHAB ( Heir to the Rehab Fortune) ???
Op has acquired the status Septic
I know 243 homosexuals that would love to fornicate.
I fuck buttcheeks for sport.
This assumes you are a small child 6 or 8 years old, parents are dead and youre in an orphanage. Who would you be afraid or not want to be adopted by and why
1 wariat or Warcry, pedophile dog fucker who watches child, poop and dog porn. Would make you eat his ass that he doesn't use toilet paper on.
2 Instigator. Doesn't have toilet paper, is a massive pussy who wouldn't fight for his country despite me offering to order him a balaclava from Amazon.co.uk, whiny
3 ghost, would make you do weird stuff online and weird stuff off line
4 helladamnleet, beats his 4 year old child so badly he got a felony child abuse charge, also unlikeable
He got deported from the USA in a To CAtch a Predator Sting operation when he tried to meet a 12 year old child at a water park for sex, then he got out of prison and got deported back to Poland, which has an age of consent of 15 so he's obsessed with trying to fuck children. Unfortunately he's not smart enough to get any kids to have sex with him, so now he sits at the apartment his mom bought for him, playing video games, doing speed, watching child porn and occasionally stalking local teenage girls.
Unfortuantely he can't get hard anymore so he has this fascination with teens eating his ass analingus or w/e tossin his salad and watches Oldje (old man, young girl) porno vidoes about ass eating
He also likes scat porn, mother/son porn, and dog porno.
Imagine if CadnyRein got drug tested and they took away her gymnast medals from when seh was a youngin
2024-08-14 at 9:03 PM UTC
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Holy shit this shit is nuts
We've gone over this wariat, you're triyng to od this sex thing with no money, you need to make up for that with assertiveness and confidence. You need to get aggressive with people you're trinyg to fuck. Like really lay it on thick and let them know your buttcheeks need to be eaten out YESTERDAY and you're still reeling from it not happening already so what the fuck is really going on here, tell them they're going back to your pad or flat and you're not taking no for an answer
Hang out on Discord + (I don't feel like looking up alt codes for a check mark)
Do drugs and work fast food +
Play fortnite despite not being a teen +
Molest _______
You're checking all the boxes, bro.
Why don't you play a real mans game like Animal Cross or Stardew Valley???
2024-08-14 at 8:16 PM UTC
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Best Sub Place?
DON"T CALL YOURSELF STUPID
bruh ur the one who stopped answering my phone calls after us ent me pictures of actual feces and I chastised you like what grown ass man sends another man pictures of his excrement you weird childish fuck, that doesn't mean I don't want to be your fucking friend that means I want you to not send me pictures of your shit you flabby, out of shape, erectile disfunctional weirdo
2024-08-14 at 8:12 PM UTC
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I am NOT dead...
I have a couple of people's here real life names and addresses and I am thinking about mailing stuff to the ones who don't post here anymore. just like a letter telling them what's up, asking how they're doing , etc
