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Posts by Landy Pamm

  1. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    the Amy brand enchiladas taste like shit. corn and no meat. not even an imitation meat. just tortillia rolled corn nuggets and sauce.

    5 bucks for this shit.

    Unironically the City Of Walnut Creek was the first on the west coast to have a Amy's drive through restaurant of Fast "Health food"
  2. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The heat is so intense, even if you're underground you're going to get fried. The temperature on a nuclear warhead explosion is millions of times hotter than the Sun. All the air would be eaten up in less than a second for hundreds of miles around, and the air surrounding that would be millions of degrees Fahrenheit. Not to mention the massive radiation output would saturate your entire body in less than a second, even below ground. You would need at least 20 inches of lead shielding to even have a hope of not being vaporized or fried to a crisp.

    meanwhile a shitload of Japanese survived it. many didn't get cancer for 40 years.

    they have ways to treat radiation poisoning today they didn't have in 1945.

    Biden will probably instigate this on the way out and his Secret Service will have him sleeping cozy in a Antarctic icehouse with seeds and live animals to keep him fed comfy and plenty of old videos of him thinking he did the world a favore.
  3. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Frala's attorney is warning her to deny deny deny
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  5. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Moved in on the 15th of Nov

    It looks like a storage room but it's an office in an old Victorian Hotel. the middle floor is like an AirBnB short term rental of single rooms about the size of my office but have beds in them. they have 2 bathrooms with full shower and toilets. huge fucking bathrooms. so its a share bathroom hotel. I'm not allowed to use them but I sneak in at night because I have a key to the elevator to get to the top floor and it's like an 80 year old turn key (like the ones you see them using on vending machines thats rounded)

    My shit is so fucked up. I still pop over to her house but her family doesn't want me living with her.

    I got my office desk and computer and large screen Tv and a shitty futon loveseat my feet hang off the end.

    my microwave dinner. we have a vending machine room down the hall with free coffee and a microwave and a hot plate.

    this is where I lived before but in a different office room. I pay 900 which is amazingly cheap for California

  6. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    anyways. There is nothing to do right now

    it's piss pouring rain. the streets in Oakland were flooded today while I was driving and trying to avoid the freeway. so I was forced on the freeway which was a rolling parking lot to get to the next town.

    and it's kind of cold.

    I should probably clean up and vacuum in this place before it gets to late.

    fuck you all later
  7. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Just remember folks. No matter what country you visit, people can kill you in different languages

    dont piss off people you don't know or know what they're capable of doing to you
  8. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    dicking a chick with no fears
  9. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Don’t worry bout what Spekky is doin

    Shut up. You had your chance. I'm taking it from here
  10. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I'm feeling bloated right now. I'm just going to lay her on this loveseat and wait to take another poop.
  11. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me, kid.

    You're not even that dude

    You're not wheelchair bound or crippled. I bet you don't even know how to play the drums
  12. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You have to take notice of everything, because then you will know your enemy. Knowing your enemy is the first step to self-preservation.

    Or just treat everyone as suspects and not approach them. trust NO ONE!
  13. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Everyone has been thirsting over my woman since we’ve been together and y’all are still crywanking alone. I’m not offended that people make unsuccessful passes at someone you’re never getting, but I am offended that some of you retards think you’re in the same league as me

    Lanny's Spirit Politian is this Lady from NZ

  14. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    wow. just wow
  15. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley no one wants to call you

    You can go to sleep now, Bradley.
    I'll take it from here on.
  16. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    women should be with older men. She's in her late 30s or 40ish right now

    thats a good age for a 58 year old like me to be with.

    cept im not into white women. but she can wear cat eyes and a slinky silk nightgown and we can do it in the dark. (Talk that is)
  17. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty This but I been drinking

    Wanna call me drunk and we can sing old Depeche Mode songs together?
  18. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley You're just a fat loser who is upset he got rejected when no one else did

    Implying everyone hammered on her already. now Lanny is going to be super jeall
  19. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Wait.. is the expression "Nigga Know you aint" or "Nigga No You Aint"
  20. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Because everyone is trying to hit on her now.

    as for me, This song speaks volumes
    WICKED!

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