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2019-05-13 at 2:56 PM UTC in I'm good at smoking weedI'm not even good at smoking weed. ðŸ˜
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2019-05-13 at 10:32 AM UTC in Derp Moments
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2019-05-13 at 10:08 AM UTC in Derp MomentsHow does an indoor air conditioner even work don't they like radiate waste heat out the back hence why we dangle them out of windows and shit?
Anyway, I am a perfect infallible being who never makes mistakes so this thread isn't for me. -
2019-05-13 at 5:51 AM UTC in Official GoT Thread
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2019-05-12 at 5:50 PM UTC in OPERATION SICKFUCK REMOVALOk, but only if we simultaneously remove kebab.
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2019-05-12 at 5:49 PM UTC in How would YOU go about creating underwater hamster Rapture?My fellow space niggas... would you kindly give this thread and its contents the respect and admiration they deserve? Hampture is glorious, and I can safely say that after watching this video I now believe wholeheartedly in the ideals of underwater hamster objectivism.
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2019-05-12 at 5:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Jesus christ, I can't believe they sell potassium on Amazon. I know vitamins arent allowed to have money than 2% DV because it's a common posion. Sudden cardiac arrest survival with resus is like 10%, without treatment is guaranteed death. I sincerely hope I didnt shave like 20 years off my life.
As a tranny I became acutely aware of the dangers of potassium, as one of the common meds is a diuretic that makes you piss a lot but retain potassium. I basically hadn't eaten a banana in the 3 years leading up to last month. You're lucky you didn't die, fam. Glad you're okay. 😅 -
2019-05-12 at 1:46 AM UTC in Mother's Day Erotic Fiction ThreadIs it:
Mother's Day
Mothers' Day
Or
Mothers Day
?_?
Is it a day belonging to your mom? To all moms? Or a day dedicated to all moms? Why is English like this? -
2019-05-12 at 1:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by hydromorphone
Heroin for dayz, bitches.
I mailed some to a friend a while back but… it didn't arrive :( that sucked.
My mother's new asshole. Figured I'd show how much an asshole she is since I have her phone. Too bad she just got a new phone or I'd show off all the pics of her tumor she had on her ass…
And proof the dumb cunt fucking NODS off after she snorts her oxy 30's. She's always asking me if she has blue on her nose and she ALWAYS does. She embarrassed the fuck out of me before I ever was using dope coming into the ER with blue all over her face and shit making me look like a drug addict too.
She's done this for the past 3 years that I've been back in contact with her, but she denies it. This isn't a positiona person with neck surgery and 36" of wires in her neck would purposefully "fall asleep" in, or my favorite "rest my eyes" in. Lmfao. She acts so holier than thou, and she'll be a complete cunt and then laugh "I forgot to take (no bitch, you mean SNORT since that's the only way you "take them") my oxycodone" all the while everyone had to deal with you being an even bigger worse cunt, but somehow we should praise you for not taking the drug you're addicted to which makes you a worse human being to be around without.
Shit I'm here posting from her phone only because she made a big deal about me wanting to go to the store with her which I'd asked and discussed with her earlier. Her friends came over so I left the room, and just said, let me go piss first before we leave… 30 seconds would have been it… she couldn't wait for that.
H-happy mothers day. -
2019-05-11 at 10:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Recommend a good RTS, AOE 3 doesnt work on windows 10 unless you pay $40 too many on steam
AoE2, Empire Earth, Rise of Nations, Supreme Commander 2, Red Alert 2, WarCraft I/II/III.
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/2148/Microsoft_RTS_Collection/ has a lot of gooduns. -
2019-05-11 at 2:17 PM UTC in Ghost do your parents even care about you?
Originally posted by mashlehash I drink like a fish.
https://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/arh26-2/99-102.pdfAlcohol use disorder (AUD) is the most common co-occurring disorder in people with
schizophrenia.
I'm not surprised. -
2019-05-11 at 2:14 PM UTC in Ghost do your parents even care about you?
Originally posted by mashlehash Are you an angel or an angle cause ti be hibest in ready to move lunch tables why did you comr near me?
Originally posted by mashlehash I'm eating a cheeseburger and althoufh it tastes good I than bk your a ludicrous nigger that can't ecen handle life.
Originally posted by mashlehash U need to fucking CHEESE you faggit fucj why di t yiu n leave this f Oki rum before the rkite men of heterisexuality kck your ass
lol
Originally posted by mashlehash many people are honestly naive about my posting style so they would say I'm an outright lune.
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2019-05-11 at 1:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-11 at 1:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionPosting this here because I made it in response to a 2 day old facebook comment nestled firmly in the middle of a bunch of other facebook comments and nobody will ever find it to appreciate it despite the fact that it deserves recognition for being such a masterpiece.
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2019-05-11 at 12:36 AM UTC in What part of California would be the best city to be dropped off homeless in?Deffo go to LA. Live on the beach. 😅
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2019-05-10 at 10:24 PM UTC in Ghost do your parents even care about you?
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2019-05-10 at 7:01 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2019-05-10 at 7 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A young Asian masseuse/whore who looked like she'd been crying. I told the manager that it was very unprofessional and "off putting" so he gave me a $20 coupon for next time.
Wow you probably got that poor, sex/human trafficked girl beaten like a rented mule for a $20 coupon.
What a shitty human being. 😅 -
2019-05-10 at 6:58 PM UTC in bear sits next to guyiirc it's salmon season and the bear is full enough that if you don't give it a reason to murder the fuck out of you it's probably gonna be fine? still kinda scary tho
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2019-05-10 at 6:01 PM UTC in Ghost do your parents even care about you?
Originally posted by mashlehash You will just have to ask around…actually scratch that…many people are honestly naive about my posting style so they would say I'm an outright lune.
My story…hm.
I'm actually moving back to California in less than 2 weeks time…we finally sold the house..so..I've been Stockholm and shit..
Just have had weird shit happen to me in this house.
Translation: "I smoked PCP while living in a septic tank and had a very public mental breakdown in TinyChat and now - when I post on the forums - I only post in barely coherent streams of consciousness that give everyone the entirely accurate impression that I'm off my fucking rocker."
