Posts by HTS

1. 2017-12-11 at 7:59 AM UTC in My tomodachi drove me around these small towns
   

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   >my tomodachi
   
   [Translator's note: tomodachi means friend, so I know you're lying.]
2. 2017-12-11 at 6:58 AM UTC in How many rounds would you last against this guy?
   

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   About 5 seconds.
3. 2017-12-11 at 12:17 AM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick
   

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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker OK SpectraL, this is your moment to shine. You can vindicate yourself and clean up the community in 1 easy step.

   
   inb4"I'm not going to do it because CF is a liar and a coward" or something similar.
4. 2017-12-10 at 9:57 PM UTC in The natural appearance of the huwhite female
   

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   Originally posted by D4NG0 doesn't 2 v's make more sense? uu / vv / w.

   
   In French it's called a "double v".
5. 2017-12-10 at 4:46 AM UTC in Music to play while suiciding yourself
   

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6. 2017-12-10 at 4:17 AM UTC in Are you actually racist or no?
   

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   I'm going to have to reconsider and say apparently I am racist.
7. 2017-12-10 at 12:24 AM UTC in tfw almost 30
   

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   Originally posted by AngryOnion You look at a pretty girl and expect a Bonner but you get NOTHING.
   This is good because you can finally think shit through.

   
   Estrogen also helps with this, and it is fucking lovely.
8. 2017-12-09 at 9:25 PM UTC in Just got accepted into a frisbee golf team
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock makes even more sense. everyone knows how much you like having disc in your various holes.
   
   your favorite being nigger disc.

   
   I'm ashamed to admit I chuckled.
9. 2017-12-09 at 6:48 PM UTC in Just got accepted into a frisbee golf team
   

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10. 2017-12-09 at 6:49 AM UTC in This website is boring as fuck
    

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    your face scares me
11. 2017-12-08 at 11:10 PM UTC in The MOON PERSON Male in its Natural Habitat
    

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    Following the lead of a strong matriarch, these MOON PERSON Males are prime examples of what is wrong with humanity.
    
    
12. 2017-12-08 at 10:59 PM UTC in Are you actually racist or no?
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The chances of me being in a highjacking or an anything is dramatically lower than me, for example, dying of a stepladder or a pool. I try not to prejudge anyone.

    
    I honestly feel pretty bad when a visibly Arab/Muslim person sits next to me, because I know they probably feel like everyone is side eyeing them.
13. 2017-12-08 at 10:25 PM UTC in Are you actually racist or no?
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, I am not racist at heart. But everyone's racist outside at night.

    
    How do you feel when a visibly Muslim person sits next to you on a plane?
    
    PS: I'm not racist, I just find edgy racist humor funny and think niggers are predisposed to crime.
14. 2017-12-08 at 3:40 PM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ PROVE IT.

    
    TIS PROVED
15. 2017-12-08 at 3:33 PM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ Forget it. I need a word with HER.

    
    HI. It is she. I am her. Long time no see, mmQ.
    
    

    Originally posted by RisiR † Hey There Sunshine!

    
    That's actually pretty sweet. :)
16. 2017-12-08 at 3:25 PM UTC in Lanny's New Shtick
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ What's Lucy doing? I need to have a word with her.

    
    Oh?
17. 2017-12-07 at 4:08 PM UTC in Is there anything that we can all agree on?
    

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    Originally posted by Sophie Yes. We all have a reason to post here and i think that's something we can all agree on.

    
    I don't. :o
18. 2017-12-06 at 6:52 PM UTC in Have you ever been hit on by an older man?
    

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    Always. I love flirty daddies.
19. 2017-12-06 at 4:57 AM UTC in When I joined zoklet 5 years ago, several members PM'd me child porn and sexually explicit acts of themselves
    

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    Originally posted by mmQ What can i do?

    
    Not be a snitch. ;)
20. 2017-12-05 at 4:23 PM UTC in My "witch" friend says I have a demon inside me, and wants to perform an exorcism.
    

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    I could actually see you being a result of demonic possession.