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    Originally posted by Vizier Why does every millenial use the word 'literally' in every other sentence now?

    I have a chrome extension that turns "MOON PERSON(s)" into "snake person/people" and it is pretty great reading things like this.
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    But why though?
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby happy new year everyone I mainly just hung out with my girl friend but I did go to one of my neighbors get togethers and drank some whiskey and I wore a shirt that said "hug me" and I got lots of hugs and at midnight they started playing that song "time of your life" by green day, so I climbed on the railing of his balcony and at the end of the song I sang with, "well i hope the time of your life" and everyone thought I was so quirky and cute

    You're 30, but goddamn I could easily think you're 17 from the way you post and the things you say you do. Not that I'm faulting you for that, stay youthful my dude.
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    "Not this shit again."
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    Originally posted by benny vader they say men who feel intimidated by the sight of babies coming out of vaginas are usually gay.

    babies, and the act of producing them scare these men.

    What about women who are intimidated by it? I suppose that's just a reasonable reaponse to seeing what happens if you get preggo.
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    "Dr. Sanjiv Patankar"

    They can't poo in the loo, and they're coming for you.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock you only support fags raising children because you enjoyed it when your two daddies fought over who got sloppy seconds out of your asshole every night. normal children do not enjoy that sort of bugg-tardery.

    faggots should not have children. if the actual facts were known, and not the fake-news from the MINITRU telling how wonderful the faggot lifestyle is…and how super-dooper dykes and fags…those faggots would never be allowed near children, much less as 'parental' figures.

    go ahead…i dare you to find an adult who was raised by faggots (of either sex)…then question them on how their lives were. ive done it and every single one said they loved their parents, but they hate their lives. they all turn out to be broken in one way or another…EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is on a prescription medication of one sort or another.

    Look how shitty I turned out, and then realize I was raised by two of the most normal, straight, suburbanite white parents imaginable.

    Ain't no telling who is going to fuck up a kid. Consider the following: like 70% of people are terrifyingly retarded or fucked up in some obvious way, and most them were raised by straight folks.
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    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I don't like blaming external factors for my problems. I'm the one who makes the decisions. Everybody in the world seems to feel kept down by SOMETHING and that's a pretty shitty way to look at it imo. We aren't prisoners.

    Break your leg and tell me it ain't prison, nigga.
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    ^_^

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    Having looked in the mirror recently, no. Probably not.
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    His wonky ass eyeball finally turned so far off-center that he can't read anymore.
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    I'm on metha-daddy's dick.~ UwU
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    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont know…or care…why theres a new trend of chicks posting selfies or other related pics of themselves as theyre cunt-shitting out a spawn but it is unappealing and needs to be brought to a screeching halt for the sanctity of the universe.

    t. fragile male who can't even stand to SEE the miracle of birth
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    Originally posted by Enter I REFUSE to give in to the "money doesn't equal happiness" meme and become a hippie again. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE!!!

    Money doesn't equal happiness, but it does make it a lot easier to be happy.

    You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a first class plane ticket to whatever city happiness lives in.
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    Yeah... true for most/all of us.

    Except Spectral. He was connecting to totse with semaphore and smoke signals before the internet even existed.
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    Maybe you aren't mentally ill - you're mentally handicapped.
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    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Prostitutes are generally not the smartest people. If they were, they wouldn't be prostitutes.

    t. Popcorn Guy

    You just jelly you can't sell your body.
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    Originally posted by benny vader yeass but only balls of the very brave men.

    Know many men brave enough to be women? They are testicles of the bravest man.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Its bone shit. You donate it for $$$ because they offer $$$ to donate it.

    Kek.

    "Bone shit."
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    How much for my testicles? I'm sure some Chinese businessman would crush 'em up and snort them once they're removed and dried.
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