Posts by HTS

1. 2019-02-01 at 9:23 AM UTC in What is the longest amount of time you have continuously laid in bed?
   

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   I dunno. I've been blessed with good health and decent luck... never needed prolonged bed rest to recover from illness or injury.
   
   It's definitely in the 24-36 hour range though. I like sleep. A lot.
2. 2019-02-01 at 8:56 AM UTC in can we change the name of the forum
   

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   Originally posted by shit ass chow hound how am i supposed to browse this shit at work

   
   Tell them you're transracial and identify as a black person, or promptly present anyone who bothers you with one of these:
   
   
3. 2019-01-28 at 6:18 AM UTC in i lonely AF
   

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   you should just join tha AF bot tha Navy
4. 2019-01-28 at 5:49 AM UTC in someday
   

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5. 2019-01-28 at 5:37 AM UTC in China is the most powerful country in the world USA are a bunch of bitches
   

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   Originally posted by gadzooks It's a site to behold, for sure, at least from an aesthetic perspective, but it's by no means useful in any sense these days.
   
   It's more a relic of accomplishments past.

   
   
   
   Squatemalans aren't riding ICBMs over the US border. They don't even have horses. Mongolians had horses and the wall dissuaded them.
   
   
6. 2019-01-28 at 3:58 AM UTC in Users who pretend to be women
   

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   It crossed my mind too. At least in the sense that it so obviously opens him (and by extension myself) up to the obvious comments. *shrug*
7. 2019-01-28 at 2:39 AM UTC in That one time half baked experienced the devastation of the colloquial "gay bomb"...
   

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   Yeah, I don't hate him or anything. The lack of hatred might not be mutual though. Like I said, he's a stinky doo doo head.
8. 2019-01-28 at 1:55 AM UTC in That one time half baked experienced the devastation of the colloquial "gay bomb"...
   

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   Misguided Russian is a stinky doo doo head.
9. 2019-01-28 at 1:33 AM UTC in That one time half baked experienced the devastation of the colloquial "gay bomb"...
   

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   Originally posted by gadzooks
   
   _{And for reference regarding the term "gay bomb", for the curious.}

   
   Esplender! robyextreme! The Walrus!
   
   This nostalgia pains me.
10. 2019-01-27 at 10:23 PM UTC in 4chan shutting down?
    

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    Whatever gave you the idea that our beloved 4chan is going down? That would truly be the end of an era.
11. 2019-01-27 at 8:13 PM UTC in Users who pretend to be women
    

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    "Silverfuck: Robinhoody's troll account."
    
    I made this up while tripping on bundy, but Enter/Blunderful rolled with it and now it is totse canon.
12. 2019-01-27 at 5:48 PM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    Originally posted by Ughhu I’m gonna assume you shaped and froze the butter before insertion?

    
    Remember: to assume makes an ass full of shitbutter out of u and me.
13. 2019-01-27 at 2:26 AM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    My shit(butter)posting is too magnificent for people to even read fully. The tale is a grand one, worthy of its length and girth. I suggest you look past the anus fingering and ramming of butter, to witness its true textual (and sexual) glory.
14. 2019-01-27 at 2:18 AM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    WHY DOES NOBODY APPRECIATE THE SHIT BUTTER?
15. 2019-01-27 at 12:39 AM UTC in I’m fried to a crisp
    

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    f u k k e n
    d r u g g o
16. 2019-01-27 at 12:33 AM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    The Gang Makes Shitbutter
17. 2019-01-27 at 12:30 AM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    Originally posted by aldra why does this seem so familiar

    
    It's from an episode of the hit anime series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
18. 2019-01-26 at 11:37 PM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    Originally posted by ECAP Definitely causes memory loss

    
    
19. 2019-01-26 at 11:18 PM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    Originally posted by ECAP Did the prefrontal lobotomy hurt?

    
    Like what even is a "prefrontal lobotomy"? I feel fine anyway. 😘
20. 2019-01-26 at 11:07 PM UTC in Adventures With My Wieirdest Fetish
    

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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria No one cares

    
    If you had the courage to record yourself having an adventure half as wild as mine, you might actually get patreonbux.