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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby smh… of course everyone that has drank and done drugs has a decade where they did more than other ones.. unless you've never touched any substance then i highly doubt anyone always used the exact same amount of substance as every decade… god you're fucking retarded and a loser

    I mean... the question clearly implies a decade where you did significantly more. It's not about whether you smoked weed one extra day out of the year for a couple years. That said, it is kinda stupid considering most people on this forum haven't been alive long enough to have been doing drugs for more than a decade and change - pretty much guaranteeing that if anyone does drugs/has done a lot of drugs, it's been in the last 10 or so years.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious labia lips with large lovely ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot.. and there's no option for that token-nigger captain, either.

    Sisco wasn't really a captain. I mean his rank was captain, but he "captain'd" a space station.
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    >no option for Janeway

    Wow. This is what the patriarchy looks like. Out of those two, the obvious answer is Picard though.
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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria You wish you could be on my level

    I am kind of jealous of the wizard powers you must have gained from remaining a virgin this long. ๐Ÿ˜“
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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria A lifetime of brain damage so you could experience temporary meaningless hallucinations

    If I gave myself a lifetime of brain damage then thank fuck for that. Honestly. I don't know if I could handle being full-on Rain Man autistic. I'm pretty sure brain damage is the reason I'm not Malice right now. Or you, for that matter.

    Ignorance is bliss 'n' shit
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    Originally posted by Technologist You like pushing the envelope donโ€™t cha butter butt! ๐Ÿ˜

    Only in stupidly dangerous and utterly pointless ways. ๐Ÿ˜…
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    Originally posted by Technologist Sounds like hallucinations. Iโ€™m surprised. I thought it might make ya dizzy for a bit. It only lasts for a bit, doesnโ€™t it?

    I used to pretty much pass out with my face in the gas tank of my parents' lawnmower. I guess it does only last for a bit though, because the one time I actually DID pass out with my face in the tank, I spontaneously woke up. Pretty sure if I hadn't, I'd have died. Or maybe I did die in that reality, but my quantum immortality kicked in.
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    Originally posted by Technologist HTS
    What kind of a buzz does a person get from huffing gas? What can you liken it to?

    These days it just makes my head hurt and I get dizzy. But I swear on me mum... back then it was some actual "pink elephants" type shit. I had some seriously vivid waking dream type experiences. Tentacles writhing underneath my floor, 4" tall kids on hoverboards flying outta the drain in my garage floor telling me I had to come to the Arctic and fight crime... good times.
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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria You started drinking at 15?
    Also come the fuck on, 28 isn't old we're barely into adulthood.
    The unaided human lifespan is around 70 to 90s years old, we've only been around for a couple decades.
    In a couple more decades you'll be able of liv indefinitely so what is 28 compared to 228?
    We're closer to 8 than a 60 year old.

    I started huffing gasoline at 14, actually. Telling me not to do drugs by telling me how I could get high on petrol was not the best strategy. So I guess 2005-2016 technically. And yeah, drinking at 15. Smoking weed around then too. Ever since I learned about altered states of consciousness they've appealed to me. I used to meditate too, trying to achieve some measure of zen nirvana shit I guess. ๐Ÿ˜…

    And 28 is pretty old. My life style? I'm probably half way through my time, or thereabouts.
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    Drink yourself into oblivion. Or, like, you know... just go about your day like normal.
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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria How old are you?

    Same age as you, I think. Or around that. 28, as of the last few months.

    So old. ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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    2006-2016 was my drug and alcohol decade. Which I guess makes the 2010s mine too.
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed This isn't just one case, it's been a whole history of giving me, and others, including his daughter, deliberately shitty advice.

    I can't even begin to understand the mental state.

    The thought process is almost undoubtedly "this isn't great, but it's better than nothing and could serve as a stepping stone to something better".

    Unless you/his daughter/whoever already have jobs, and he's recommending them shittier ones. That would be fucking weird
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    I miss stupidnoob. Ever since he chopped off his gimp leg he's been too busy having a real life to be the miserable racist shitposter that I once knew and loved.
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    Shades of anger.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wonder if it would have been seen as funny had it been a man cutting off a woman's tits for cheating on him.



    Originally posted by SpaceCakes But this isn't new. why is it such a big thing to make a movie about it (the second one but a larger blockbuster flick). is it because of the #metoo movement? he deserved having his manhood cut off because she didn't want to leave him in a simple divorce?

    From what I remember the dude straight up beat and raped her. Repeatedly. Essentially, he was using his dick as a weapon and she disarmed him for her own safety.

    It wasn't just because "he was cheating" or some shit. If what she accused him of was true - and I say this even as someone with a penis - the dude kinda had it coming.
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    I get a lot of delusions of reference. Or, I guess, "ideas of reference" since I don't necessarily believe any of it. It sure is neat, though. ๐Ÿ™‚
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    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Lalafel are not children



    Let's be real: they're kids. They look like kids. They act like kids. If it walks like a duck, etc. They need to be protected, and you'd still be a pedo if you fapped to one.
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    Originally posted by Obbe It already happened. An alien AI has been sending a signal to earth that has affected our perception of reality and our thought processes effectively putting us in a matrix and compelling us to destroy our planet.

    tfw 2 enlightened lol
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's not true at all. Cite a reference.

    [God, personal communication(s), Nov 1, 1990 - Present.]
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