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2024-10-13 at 12:50 PM UTC in Herpes is a massive taboo subjectThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-11 at 8:16 PM UTC in Will Kafka be putting out soon?Frala, tell us of your sexual escapades in great detail.
Show Kafka how a real cow girl does it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-10 at 10:14 PM UTC in Ranking the most and least welcoming members of the forumYou guys should hitchhike into conceptionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-06 at 5:15 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls π½οΈI'm Catholic nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-03 at 8:27 PM UTC in LANNY ISNβT DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!This is a touchy subject for Lanny, as he was a woman for several years back in Totse's heyday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-03 at 5:46 PM UTC in Look fuys, we did good!
Through the power of y'alls fuckups, we've helped buy this lovely couple the keys to their economic future. To everyone who has TSTM'd: if you never do another good thing in your miserable lives, at least you did this, and helped a nigga live a better life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 10:25 PM UTC in Dog ran awayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-02 at 1:53 AM UTC in Dog ran away
Originally posted by Fluttershy Fona loses power, his wife leaves him, his dog ran away…
He's one repossessed truck away from a hit country song!
(Verse 1)
Well, the hurricane hit, in Ohio it came,
Knocked out our power, life ainβt the same,
A hundred hours of darkness, Iβm feelinβ so low,
My wifeβs gettinβ mad, said she just needs to go.
(Chorus)
Oh, itβs a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runninβ, Iβm searchinβ the town,
In a blackout, Iβm lost, man, Iβm feelinβ like a clown.
(Verse 2)
Thought I had lung cancer, I was ready to cry,
But the doc just laughed and said, βBuddy, youβre shy,
It ainβt the big C, just a few extra pounds,
Now Iβm stuck in this storm while my whole world drowns.β
(Chorus)
Oh, itβs a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runninβ, Iβm searchinβ the town,
In a blackout, Iβm lost, man, Iβm feelinβ like a clown.
(Bridge)
So here I am sittinβ in the dark with my fears,
My wifeβs in a cabin, just drinkinβ her beers,
But when the lights come back on, Iβll still be alone,
Just me and my snacks in this hurricane zone.
(Chorus)
Oh, itβs a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runninβ, Iβm searchinβ the town,
In a blackout, Iβm lost, man, Iβm feelinβ like a clown.
(Outro)
So if youβre in Ohio when the storms start to roll,
Remember my tale, and keep hold of your soul,
βCause when life gets dark, itβs hard to find your way,
Just laugh at the chaos, and live for today!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-01 at 9:20 AM UTC in looking at old threadsyeeap that's why the mentality on kiwifarms is "the government deletes everything because they are faggots, or it gets lost so BACKUP EVERYTHING 5 TIMES!!"
the entire holy texts of trianglism are contained on this website which is not archived on wayback machine so if lanny dies right now there would be a good loss but I have a external drive now and really need to find that thread on kiwifarms with all the comprehensive info about archiving everything.
It said "It's easy to archive! just bookmark this thread OR YOU ARE A BAD PERSON!!!" well I guess i'm a bad personThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-30 at 5:10 PM UTC in found my new kickit spot guyswelcome to my new chillville or santana row in poland i found, i get the views of all the bitches rught from this spot walking across me one even said hi yesterday and lots are smiling wt me or checking me out including young brauds many of them actually. I may not be laid but im living the santana row chill oife here in poland now:
plus beers cost literally 6 zlote here for a large warka. lots of live tv sports etc. seriously this is da life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
