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2018-05-31 at 9:45 AM UTC in Disgusting pigsMOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO NIS? -
2018-05-31 at 9:22 AM UTC in RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/4788964/#q4789803
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, [s4s]...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HER HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, [s4s], NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman, I was raped. My virginity was taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, I wanted to fucking kill my fucking self. IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY? FUCK NO YOU FUCKHOLES!
Go back to making lewd anime threads, [s4s], you fucking aardvarks
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2018-05-31 at 9:12 AM UTC in boner exposedhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/171222631/#q171223293
h boy /b/ I sure did it this time
I am in so much shit here it's not even funny. Every once in a while I babysit my niece and cousin for some extra money, said niece is 7 and the cousin is 5. I was sitting there and I found one of my uncles Penthouse magazines and started flipping trough the pages, secretly so the kids wouldn't see it. I was sitting comfortably when suddenly I flip open a page to THE HOTTEST GIRL I EVER SEEN. So I am sitting there checking her out when suddenly
my niece spills apple juice all over my pants. I almost shout out god dammit but I managed to hold that shit in when my niece says as I am standing up: "You can put your trousers in the washing machine I know how it works!" So I unbutton my pants and take them off, forgetting that recently I lost a lot of weight (22 pounds) and thus my underwear falls down on the floor. Exposing the boner the Penthouse pet just gave me. And just as my niece points at my my shlong saying: "Why is it all hard like that?" My uncle and aunt walk in the room because they forgot their wallet.
To make a long story short I was kicked out of the house, my uncle slapping me on the head (hard) shouting I'm a pervert, which I am not, and my aunt shouting they'd call the police on me and I was never to come to their house again.
What the fuck do I do now?
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Look at this threads, they're all copy pasta
https://niggasin.space/user/4778/threads -
2018-05-30 at 6:42 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut down
Originally posted by greenplastic dfg riding his scooter through manila calling other people poor lmao
Well, I wouldn't ride a scooter in Manila, it's one way to get yourself killed and Manila is crazy expensive. Didn't really call you poor, maybe you are poor? I just said you can't donate to that website because you want others take care of shit. Case in point, maybe is LANNY CAN TAKE OVER etc.
Anyway, scooters are run, you should try riding them. -
2018-05-30 at 6:38 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut down
Originally posted by aldra They should just move to AWS or something, I can't think of any reason a site like that would benefit from physical hosting (in relation to the cost difference anyway)
Yeah I agree, it's a crappy model in the first place and they're running on donations on top. I mean I know few hosts that can deal with them for cheap but even then the content of the forum itself isn't that great. -
2018-05-30 at 6 PM UTC in Ladies from DH
Originally posted by Captain
This is from a while ago, I've since gained some weight.
Your turn.
https://www.instagram.com/velascobernardo/?hl=en
You really look similar to that guy, how tall are you?
You should try modeling. -
2018-05-30 at 3:52 PM UTC in Review: Solo, a potentially great flick turn turd thanks to SJW!
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2018-05-29 at 8:15 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut down
Originally posted by greenplastic oh yea, and attacking my financial position, which you know nothing about. another pitiful attempt at being relevant. disgusting. you literally disgust me dfg. i hate you more than i have ever hated anyone, ever.
Cool story bro, seeing you getting worked over some petty responses is hilarious. I don't hate you btw, because I don't even acknowledge you. -
2018-05-29 at 7:46 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut down
Originally posted by greenplastic no, you can't just pull a generic comeback out of the bag of 5 shitty comebacks you have if it doesn't relate to the situation. how the fuck is it possible for someone to be such a fucking dipshit? clearly, i processed it just fine, and decided that you are the ultimate in douchebag cucks, something that is obvious to literally every other member of this forum except for you. you're not deluding anyone else with you shitty ass non applicable comeback.
Wow, such strong words, be more creative at least. Anyway, you're not worth the bother.
And if you're that desperate for that shitty ass forum, why don't you just donate to their cause? Oh wait, you can't. -
2018-05-29 at 6:50 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut down
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2018-05-29 at 6:28 PM UTC in Roseanne Show got cancelled due to her racist tweet.
Originally posted by ohfralala Is Roseanne liberal? I thought she was a Trump supporter.
Or was the ape liberal? Post screenshots or link plz.
The Ape is the liberal one.
In her defense, she does look like one :D
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/29/roseanne-apologizes-for-planet-of-the-apes-tweet-about-obama-aide-jarrett.html -
2018-05-29 at 6:02 PM UTC in Roseanne Show got cancelled due to her racist tweet.I wouldn't call it racist, she just called someone an ape etc. Liberal went full rage mode. Kinda funny to watch.
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2018-05-29 at 5:17 PM UTC in Good breasts at 50
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2018-05-29 at 5:09 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut down
Originally posted by greenplastic what the fuck are you talking about, nobody said anything about investing
is this one of those things where you become one of those people who are always trying to act like an entrepreneur and pretend like you have some sort of authority or clout? because if that's the case, i don't fucking think so man
That's basically my line of work :). So, while you're thinking of some new blood for this forum, I was checking their finances and how they got themselves in that situation.
Just look at it: https://drugs-forum.com/threads/financial-statement-2017-11-094-deficit.331908/
Using Xenforo and they got high hosting costs. I mean if you got money to burn you can try it, but it's a foundation, so you're not going to get much of it.
So, basically apart from getting druggies you're just adding more costs and this website doesn't have a revenue stream yet. -
2018-05-29 at 4:54 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut down
Originally posted by greenplastic http://drugs-forum.com/
I checked it, I don't see it being profitable investment and we don't really a big drug addicted user base.
*looks at DFG in disgust* -
2018-05-29 at 4:51 PM UTC in Good breasts at 50
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2018-05-29 at 4:39 PM UTC in Good breasts at 50
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2018-05-29 at 4:28 PM UTC in drugs forum about to be shut downLink?
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2018-05-29 at 3:07 PM UTC in LIL TAY PULLED UP ON AND EXPOSED FOR BEING FAKE RICH
Originally posted by apric0t "SO APPARENTLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO BE FAMOUS TODAY…" some desperate faggot starts off, dying to get famous by talking about other unworthy famous people on youtube. instant close.
poor video, dfg. POOR VIDEO.
Nah if you ignore his ass and watch the content in the middle it will give you some info. He made a video to make money, why else would he bother. -
2018-05-29 at 2:22 PM UTC in LIL TAY PULLED UP ON AND EXPOSED FOR BEING FAKE RICH
