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  1. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Had the choice of watching the premier, but since I have work I moved it to Friday. So, it's not an actual review, but I will have it on Friday.

    However, it's going to be awesome, won't beat Infinity wars, will shit on SOLO for sure and will most likely beat Deadpool 2. IMAX'ing this shit. Love me some Dinos.

    HYPED!


    REVIEW:

    HYPED WAS WORTH IT.

    Better than expected, lots of dino action, story didn't suck. Didn't see massive plot holes, and don't see any retarded characters. In honesty it's a massive improvement.

    Nothing beats the First, but this one came close.

    Go watch it, IMAX THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
  2. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by stl1 It is painfully clear that not one person on this site has a sense of humor!

    Well, try posting something original instead of crappy pasta.
  3. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    https://www.quora.com/What-if-you-confessed-to-a-crime-you-didnt-do

    What if you confessed to a crime you didn't do?

    Even if you confess to a crime, you will be vetted. The police force doesn’t want to judicate an individual falsely confessing to a crime. They REALLY want the individual who committed the crime, not someone who didn’t, but is willing to serve the time.

    However, this depends on too many factors because the question is so vague on what crime is being committed.

    In the case of a confession, the police force wants the individual who has no alibi, fits the description and knows about the crime.
  4. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Lanny… Lanny… Lanny.

    *Jerks off sadly*

    Did you even check his profile to see if he was banned?
  5. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by aldra s0yboy changed his account password to something random, stopping him from logging in, to protest other people getting temp bans but not IS.

    when nobody cared he created new accounts to complain, which were literal throwaway gimmicks, then complained some more when those got banned (you can see them in the first page of the MONGOLtrash).

    the funny thing is if he could just make get to the point instead of trying to stir up drama and whining about how mean and communist lanny is, I would've agreed with him - IS' (and others) walls of spam have gotten out of control these last few days, and there are a few people I can think of that deserve a holiday far more than the two who got (a 3-hour) one.

    Okay, that's retarded.
  6. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by aldra that is the second dumbest reasoning I've heard all day

    Curious, what's the first one?

    Btw, my reasoning was based on the auto embed feature on totseans forum, which we had on vbulletin, and since we upgraded to something else, old posts needed to be edited etc. PLUS, clicking a damn link to open a new tab is not a big hassle.
  7. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by greenplastic yet everyone else is able to do it besides you and dfg

    You do know I can easily do it, but don't bother since I don't need to. The forum software should be able to auto embed. I am doing a favor because when lanny enables that feature my video would be auto embed ready.
  8. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by greenplastic he should have just done us all a favor and drove the car off a cliff with both of those normie retards in it. but why the fuck did she get fired, you're not allowed to be drunk and unreasonable when you're off work or what?

    also you and finny should start a club for people who can't embed youtube videos properly

    Not my fault if this forum can't auto embed videos, I am used to auto embed.

    Although I agree personal life should be kept away from work but she did throw around her ATTORNEY status and basically told the guy would get in trouble, so yeah she is a bitch and is abusing whatever authority she has, and she is only sorry she got caught. So, serves her right.
  9. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uvi2caS3HA
  10. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    he's my best friends cat is a huge junkie but a good cat ultimately he works and doesn't fuck cats over but has been on suboxone for a few years and does all the other drugs. But last night i was outside having a brew after coming from the bar smokin a rollie I start mr whirly bird noises and look up and theres two helicopters and barking dogs and the sound of a vehicle driving around the block and every time stopping chains clanking. I get kinda freaked out and decide to go inside. And I hear from some pa system a demonic sounding / marine barker voice screaming "GET THEM OFF DRUGS GET THEM OFF DRUGS GET THEM OFF DRUGS GET THEM OFF DRUGS!" So at this point I'm really beside myself

    Not 5 minutes later I hear my neighbors cat screaming "MEOW MEOW MEEEOOW MEEOOOOOOOW!"

    and go back outside and these 2 dudes in street clothes are dragging his cat away and I yell at them "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!"

    and one of them yells back "WE'RE GETTING HIM OFF DRUGS, IDIOT!" and my friends cat is still meowing its head off so I run downstairs and theres this dump truck looking vehicle with bars on the side of it but with little windows and I see these animals tied up to chains on the inside, they put my friends cat in and this dump truck turns on police lights and starts driving away.

    It was one of the most horrific things I've ever seen, I've tried calling downtown this morning to see whats up but they said the cat hasn't been booked yet if it was arrested.

    Shits crazy welcome to trumps america. I hope the little fella is alright he's never been arrested before and I don't know whats going to happen to him

    I'm fucking making this up i was stone cold sober.
  11. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Which software are you working with?
  12. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by greenplastic are those some of the girls you banged

    Thankfully no.
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  14. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Your explanation on the watermarks has nothing to do with anything, as I’ve already stated.

    Nobody’s angry at you for posting nudes, we’re telling you youre a creep and lying. You like to give off the image that you’re some pimp but the only reason these girls are fucking with you is because you have a little money. The fact that you need to twist what everyone is saying and argue against that bastardized version tells me you’re a fraud.

    So I am creep and etc, sure mate. Whatever makes you happy. But if you're over this shit than why are you here in this thread creating drama? If you really want to bitch and moan take it there? I would respond there no problem.

    But nope, the white knight in you needs to validate it's shitty existence. Stop wasting everyone's time, if you don't want to contribute go fuck yourself. You're like the worst cock block ever, go back to begging for some fatso to jerk you off and let me enjoy my paradise.
  15. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Here comes dfg's delusional worldview he's trying to push on me. You're so full of shit. You've probably never had legit consensual sex, but I have, and any of the girls I fucked would be weirded the fuck out if I started taking porn-esque photos of their bodies, and especially if I fucking watermarked the pictures and posted them online. I know you're going to try to say "LOL YA THEY DO" because girls do let you/enjoy recording or taking pictures a lot of the time, but it's not like how your pictures are. Your pictures are all very impersonal photos where I feel like I'm watching a girl be violated. I can small the nonconsent.

    You can claim they're not prostitutes because technically maybe they aren't, but dude I've been to SE asia and I know what's up. I know people who have lived there and I haven't engaged in the sex tourism shit but I've talked to people and I know the line between "prostitute" and "date" gets blurry as fuck there. When you're taking out a girl who makes like 30 cents a day of course she's going to give up her pussy and let you take creepy photos if it means she can help feed her family.

    I mean come on dude. There's nothing special about you. Looking at the situation as objectively as I possibly can, you might be decent looking and you do seem to have some personality (although I am disgusted by it, I recognize that there are girls who will sleep with anyone if they have even the slightest about of misplaced confidence), but you're a paki and Asians are racist. There's no reason for you to be some international pimp, you're not exceptionally good looking, probably fairly ugly, and you are just some douchey guy. The only thing you have that these chicks could want from you is money. You just tell yourself they're not prostitutes because they don't tell you they are. But I bet you buy them a bunch of shit and give them money, don't you?

    1) I explained the watermark issue before, it was meant for reddit sub-reddit
    2) I also explained that I am not going to post face other full videos etc. Because that's not the point of it.
    3) You're bitching about the way I took pictures, maybe I like it in that way? Ever thought about it.
    4) You don't know shit about me and you're making up BS excuses.


    So, quite your whining and go eat a dick, because that's what you're capable of doing. I share like 5% of the girls I banged and you're all acting as if it's some great sin. I post the same shit on reddit and people are like, nice etc, here I have to deal with fucktards that are angry at seeing fucking nudes.
  16. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Applebottm no disrespect, but that booty looks like only a pinky dick would fit. hmmmmm.

    She can take a lot of abuse and she is crazy in bed.
  17. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by greenplastic dude i am a fucking piece of shit degenerate and this thread makes me want to peel dfg off the bottom of my shoe and throw him in the gutter

    So, having consensual sex with girls that want to fuck me, is wrong? Get a fucking life.

    Originally posted by aldra sometimes I seriously consider going to thailand or similar and hunting sex tourists

    I feel the same way about terrorists and extremists. Btw, not a sex tourist, I like live here. HELLOOOOO!!!!
  18. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Grimace


    Source for the video of the girl getting fucked?
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    I just...
  20. Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    http://www.copypastas.org/
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