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  1. Third Temple African Astronaut
    The world is retarded.

    my bladder is fucked up too.

    when you get older as a man you have to eat more fiber. because if you can't poop it puts pressure on your bladder and you're just having to pee every 15 fucking minutes. if you drink coffee maybe just sit on the toilet and piss like a woman because you will be doing it every fucking 5 minutes. or just grab a newspaper and stand over it and dribble every 5 minutes

    Prostates. Am I Right, Fuys!
  2. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Soo.. if they cut the ballsack off but keep the pecker.. there's still a chance for redemption?

    people cherry pick scriptures.

    everything is a sin. EVERYTHING it seems.

    so Everyone would go to hell. but that being said, I think it's pretty fucked up to be something the scriptures denounce as God like and then say "God is cool with this". God is cool with allowing people regardless of who they are to enter the house of worship but not if they intend to do harm. or say things that are false. but to go and just pray to the creator is expected. but how can I go to a church where the minister is going to say "God is totally cool with this" instead of "They might be a sin that offends you but they have the right to ask God for change and or ask for forgiveness" and no one should force their way on them just as they s houldn't tell me God is cool with this. That is when I gave up. I just pray to God at home which is becoming more rare these days. shit is so fucked up in the world.

    imagine being me.. last of the thousands of years of THis is How it was and will always be to THAT of the majority of the world saying "It was wrong all along" and expect me to just CHANGE and be uncivilized or just expect people to be rude and not point that shit out.

    that is me. 80s teen 40 years later in a world of WTF
  3. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I've been worried sick about Scon

    He's fingernail been thru so much trauma this year and all

  4. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Watching Raiders get their asses kicked by KC
  5. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock or grandmother…

    doesnt change the fact theyre biologically designed for sex

    but you posted a dead body of a Jewish person
  6. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator
    online d20

    not a female. will never be a female
  7. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I dont know if its my eyes, screen or an optical illusion but that truck looks pink
  8. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Asking a 14-year-old for tit pics…


    Pretty sure she's in her 30s and it was posted then shoved in the Mongoloid bin
  9. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Putting a quarter in the tin cup of the poster above

    You mean his drool cup

    makes a Snoopy type of laugh
  10. Third Temple African Astronaut
    lately. the big poof hair thats like a perm but butched in the back and sides. like if Morrissey in the 1980s had gave his Pomp a perm.

    it's kind of gay af. how many of you have this? especially if White. like a reverse mullet with Jerry Curls
  11. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It actually looks worse irl. I'm going to have to wear sunglasses in winter.


    you should stay out of the sun. your freckles are pre-cancer waiting to happen
  12. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats a fetish somewhere…

    I was just pissing on a redwood like I was a rich bohemian groves member and the zipper made me aware I'm a broke bitch
  13. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock the stay-puft marshmallow man fell out of the ISS

    Michelin Tires mascott's tether had broke and floating in the wind?

    Maybe
  14. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i would think ketchup or some other seasoning would be a better selection

    Lake Merced, wrastling small Gator
  15. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Iowa State won

    Good game
    Tough kids.
  16. Third Temple African Astronaut
    theres some high quality j­ew ass…

    slightly used.

    That's pretty bad. Someone's mom/daughter/sister
  17. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 may I suggest dan loks F U MONEY

    🤭
    https://www.pdf-archive.com/2018/04/18/f-u-money/


    Fag that's copyright dipshit
  18. Third Temple African Astronaut
    I lobotomized my cak on my zipper last night
  19. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock almost as talented as they are at getting eaten by a­lligators

    Tell them to have Waluigi bring motor oil.

    (NoHomo Pun/ Inside Joke)
  20. Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    You know how children are at kicking stuff
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