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  1. Sweet African Astronaut
    It gave me a very mild but distinct "haha, I feel nothing" when I first found out it's probably the case.

    In fact this is a very boring topic, find some new drama in your gay lives.
  2. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra a craving to be seen as special and unique but without the agency to change anything more than the aesthetic

    Even the aesthetic is the standard "cute" girly bullshit so what even is the point lol
  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    Is "I'm into cute stuff but really I'm super edgy" like the girl equivalent of being an Andrew Tate fan?
  4. Sweet African Astronaut
    Woodchipper lmao
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    Charlie Penguin
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    No1 care
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    No 1 care
  8. Sweet African Astronaut
    All he's got left
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    John Doo
  10. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if i ever have a hat shop im going to name it hat speech

    Mongoloid humor^
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    Floodira
  12. Sweet African Astronaut
    Hating jedis is hack and gay, I hate Carthaginians now
  13. Sweet African Astronaut
    Agreed
  14. Sweet African Astronaut
    Andrew Dice Gay
  15. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump George Carlin is such a genius and he points out our hypocrisy and our racism and our antisemitism.

    Every night I listen to him on loop before I sleep.

    The world was a dark place before George Carlin and his shitlib audience made it ok to say "shit", "piss", "fuck", "cunt", "cocksucker", "motherfucker", and "tits" on TV.

    And made it not OK to say "slut", "queer", "doon-coon", "fag", "kike", "groomer", "sand-nigger", and "nigger".

    Cringe
  16. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it was probably the demons spectral sent after you

    I think it was just acid reflux + heartburn but I'm def getting it checked out.
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    But don't get me wrong, I'm not saying US comedians are good. They are just a different, more egregious but slightly less lame brand of bad.

    Everybody is thinking of like Eddie Murphy specials or Dave Chappelle's earlier specials.l or some shit.

    But then you look at what stand up ACTUALLY is nowadays, I am talking the standard for a "successful", perhaps even "high level" working comedian, these people are fucking FOOLS who would never be able to hold down a legit job and honestly are just not funny, they are promoted specifically because they are marketable milquetoast entertainment figures who can fool a "that's nice dear" chuckle out of captive audiences.

    People don't realize how shitty it is.

    Vomedians will literally have this discussion on their podcasts and shit about how you literally don't even have to say something actually funny, comedy audiences have become trained to respond to the lilt and cadence of "comedy".

    They actually think they are saying something good, like skilful or some shit. I remember Dana Carvey and Bill Maher talking exactly about this on Bill Maher's podcast Club Random, they are hyucking it up with each other about how you don't even have to be funny to get laughs.

    Isn't that a little sick? Now when I watch standup, it is plain as day to spot once you know it is happening, and it feels like looking at a room full of mentally ill people who are forced to laugh by social pressure at unfunny shit that even their brain knows is unfunny.
  18. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Jimmy Carr's funny in small doses but his shows have no continuity, just a thousand random unconnected jokes

    I really did used to think he was funny but this was at a time when my fondness for "internet humor" was at peak.

    I remember he told his "most offensive joke" about sending mosquito nets to Africa to save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS. The crowd OHHHHs and laughs like they just heard the craziest shit ever.

    The clip came across my YT recommendations recently and I rewatched it and thought "wow this would be a decently funny 'in passing' line in the middle of a longer bit".
  19. Sweet African Astronaut
    Thank you

    I really thought I could be having a heart attack.
  20. Sweet African Astronaut
    Nah definitely them

    UK and European comedians are just lame by default, their standup is literally like listening to someone read jokes from a joke book, like they actually tell "jokes" akin to "why did the chicken cross the road" type stuff

    It is actually kinda funny that the one UK guy who is supposedly known for being edgy and offensive and is supposed to be able "hang" with US comedians is Jimmy Carr

    But if you listen to Jimmy Carr's standup, it's like you are still hearing "joke book" jokes except Jimmy dared to get the "Jokes For Big Boys" book

    In general humans are afraid to say that something popular just sucks, they seek social validation, they will even answer that 2 inequality length lines are equal if everyone around them is giving the wrong answer. So if XYZ comedians say comedian A is good, it must be so. Who are you supposed to "check" against, other comedians?

    Nah, shit just sucks. These are unfunny people given the title of "funny".
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