Posts by Steven

1. 2022-09-09 at 7:14 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Can't really say I abandoned since the scenario was engineered so I wouldn't have a relationship with her. I've sent videos and pictures and stuff to the baby mom through other people to try to foster a relationship I am currently blocked on every way of getting ahold of her and the gatekeeper to a relationship with my daughter is her other baby dad who's a petty eastern European rat so it's not optimal. I'm planning on going the court route and hope for a parenting agreement/early resolution. When I get things sorted with my other bm it'll be easier but I should get the court process rolling because time is ticking and I don't want to think there was more I could have done

   
   how old is your 1st kid and are you just THINKING about it or actually planning to take it to court?
   
   I was going to take hYIIIIIdro to court to get custody at one point but it turned out not to be mine LOL bullet dodged sucks you still have to deal with that nonsense
   
   maybe if you were less obsessed with sex this wouldn't happen as much
2. 2022-09-09 at 7:12 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
   Steven African Astronaut
   nah you deserve better hold on
3. 2022-09-09 at 7:12 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Can't really say I abandoned since the scenario was engineered so I wouldn't have a relationship with her. I've sent videos and pictures and stuff to the baby mom through other people to try to foster a relationship I am currently blocked on every way of getting ahold of her and the gatekeeper to a relationship with my daughter is her other baby dad who's a petty eastern European rat so it's not optimal. I'm planning on going the court route and hope for a parenting agreement/early resolution. When I get things sorted with my other bm it'll be easier but I should get the court process rolling because time is ticking and I don't want to think there was more I could have done

   
   i didn't read this but imma keep calling you a baby abandoner and i promise ill read it maybe tomorrow maybe never but i promise the maybe
4. 2022-09-09 at 7:11 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I've seen a fair amount of YouTube shorts of his. He's AIGHT. I haven't actually heard any of his stand up that isn't crowd work tbh, but yes his being an asshole is what's kinda funny I guess although he laughs a lot at his own jokes which is sort of annoying. I don't think I'd pay money to see him live. Maybe 5 or 10 bucks. Maybe.

   
   I really want to go see him live and have him ask the threesome question to me in the front row.
   
   I jack off to it nightly;
5. 2022-09-09 at 7:07 PM UTC in I have vodka.
   Steven African Astronaut
   3 drink rule
6. 2022-09-09 at 7:07 PM UTC in I have vodka.
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT here, you can have this back, I dont think you meant it for me,, pretty sure you were having a moment of deflection
   
   
   
   Subject: you're dumb as fuck lolololol
   To: POLECAT
   From: Steven
   Sent: 2022-09-09 at 11:26 AM EDT
   dumb
   
   as
   
   fuck

   
   o yea it was for you lol if orgot i sent that hahaha
7. 2022-09-09 at 7:06 PM UTC in How to make communist propagnada
   Steven African Astronaut
   "There is no such thing as unbiased media, it doesn't exist"
8. 2022-09-09 at 7:06 PM UTC in How to make communist propagnada
   Steven African Astronaut
9. 2022-09-09 at 7:05 PM UTC in Harry Mack Thread
   Steven African Astronaut
   IDK anyone else who can do this
10. 2022-09-09 at 7:05 PM UTC in Harry Mack Thread
    Steven African Astronaut
    Also this is an INSANE display of talent, especially when he switches up the time, like wtf. Dude is playing and rapping in two different beats.
    
    
11. 2022-09-09 at 7:02 PM UTC in Harry Mack Thread
    Steven African Astronaut
    
    
    
    This dude is the #1 best freestyle rapper in the world right now.
    
    He's going to blow up big if you haven't heard of him already.
12. 2022-09-09 at 6:06 PM UTC in I got fentanyl laced meth
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Did it make you want to stand up and sit down at the same time?

    
    its both DRIVE
13. 2022-09-09 at 6:04 PM UTC in I have vodka.
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Nope Massachusetts taxed up the ass.

    
    Okay lol, I looked it up and what the fuck is this.
    
    You have a FLAT RATE for booze tax?
    
    That's some medieval shit.
    
    Our legal weed is kind of similar. You can hit 41% total tax in some areas.
14. 2022-09-09 at 6 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
    Steven African Astronaut
    Steve halitosis
15. 2022-09-09 at 5:59 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
    Steven African Astronaut
    
    
    He's a total asshole but his crowdwork is 1000%
16. 2022-09-09 at 5:57 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
    Steven African Astronaut
    hey mq have you seen steve halkaonoaklaois
17. 2022-09-09 at 5:56 PM UTC in Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm talking about stand up comedy not TV shows. Who's your favorites? Kevin Hart? Jeff Dunham? Aziz Ansari? lol

    
    Dave Chappelle
18. 2022-09-09 at 5:56 PM UTC in The Queen is (nearly) dead, long live the King
    Steven African Astronaut
    Nice :D
19. 2022-09-09 at 5:55 PM UTC in I have vodka.
    Steven African Astronaut
    I'm mixing with orange juice right now but I'll probably start drinking it straight to cut down on sugar.
    
    Sugar really fucks up the hangover.
20. 2022-09-09 at 5:54 PM UTC in I have vodka.
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Cool I just got a bottle of Svedka as well.
    How much you pay?I paid $17.99
    Going to mix it with some raspberry drink mix.

    
    For a 750ml? Are you Canadian?
    
    I paid 11.84 USD, tax included. I think it was 10.99 but we currently have all state sales tax withheld here, so its only local sales tax. Otherwise it would've been around $13 probably.
    
    I was looking for the KHOR but they only had the handles.