Posts by Steven

1. 2022-09-09 at 8:46 PM UTC in Coincidences regarding the Queen's death
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai Antfarm Dickhole is a movie about a bullied man who kills people with his dick ants (the ants that live in his dick), and murder is a crime. In 2001, Alien Ant Farm released their smash hit cover of Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. 9/11 happened in 2001, and is 3 days after the day of Her Majesty Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England's death (the All-Seeing Eye on a TRIangular pyramid and Jesus' resurrection on the third day). Her son, the now King (Long Live His Majesty Charles III, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of his other realms and territories King, Head of the Commonwealth Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England!) is a pedophile.
   
   Going back to the first sentence, I speak of a bullied man. More often than not it is CHILDREN who are the victims of bullying, not grown men. Children are also notable for not having gone through puberty yet, and therefore could be said to be "smooth" (y'know… down there). The Royal Family are also all Reptilian aliens. So ALIEN ANT FARM released a song about a SMOOTH CRIMINAL (a criminal who commits crimes against the "smooth" perhaps?) 21 years before the death of Her Majesty the Queen, the same year during which 9/11 occurred, which occurred 3 days after Her Majesty's unfortunate demise.
   
   COINCIDENCE? NO.

   
   yea man
2. 2022-09-09 at 8:33 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra nope, didn't adhere well enough. need to use something that cures faster

   
   what the fuck are you trying to do
3. 2022-09-09 at 8:32 PM UTC in A list of all the losers me and §m£ÂgØL have defeatedededeeded
   Steven African Astronaut
4. 2022-09-09 at 8:31 PM UTC in Partying on Kafkas pussy with Lil Keenan and the ghost of kroliz
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Incessant Which part of her are you massaging?

   
   wow gurl
5. 2022-09-09 at 8:29 PM UTC in Rebirth of Lil' Goose
   Steven African Astronaut
   I'm in Alaska but I live in Chicago
   
   Would be really cool to do something like that. I don't really have the skills for it yet though.
   
   Need a D harmonica or one of those metal backed banjo-y guitars.
   
   They would laugh if I showed up with my Merlin Seagull
6. 2022-09-09 at 8:27 PM UTC in I have vodka.
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Incessant You can buy these things online or at the store where you just pour the vodka in and if infuses it with a lot of fun flavors. I'm doing that rn with a blue one called "Blue Dream"

   
   ????
7. 2022-09-09 at 8:26 PM UTC in I have vodka.
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost *rolls eyes*
   
   what if all parties were abolished instead of this endless circle jerk you call progress

   
   I mean yea that would be great, the American system is broken, but I'd rather live in stability than have a perfect system
   
   Republicans have obstructed even voting on bills. Mitch McConnel referred to himself as the 'grim reaper of legislature' because when he was in Pelosi's chair he refused to vote on anything the House passed. They wouldn't even vote it down, they just wouldn't vote.
   
   What kind of fucking democracy is that.
   
   They are obstructionists.
8. 2022-09-09 at 8:23 PM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded Grillers
   Steven African Astronaut
   im tempted to sketch it
9. 2022-09-09 at 8:23 PM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded Grillers
   Steven African Astronaut
   it looks like an illustration
10. 2022-09-09 at 8:23 PM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded Grillers
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm not a fan of Taco Bell or similar filthy but that "new" burrito with the cheese on the outside looks good, of course I'd have consume one what with my body being a temple etc…but one can dream.
    
    

    
    ugh
11. 2022-09-09 at 8:21 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    Steven African Astronaut
    say ahhhhh
    
    c-c-awwwwwwww
    
    wider
12. 2022-09-09 at 8:20 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Some native birds here pay for dental care

13. 2022-09-09 at 8:18 PM UTC in Rebirth of Lil' Goose
    Steven African Astronaut
    The only things I really want to know how to play are:
    
    Blues
    
    Renaissance Music
    
    
    I'm pretty good at blues on dulcimer
14. 2022-09-09 at 8:17 PM UTC in Rebirth of Lil' Goose
    Steven African Astronaut
    I really want to play the lute also, but its well beyond my skill level I think. 16 string lute would be so dope
15. 2022-09-09 at 8:16 PM UTC in Rebirth of Lil' Goose
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Murk Lore You play ukulele?

    
    I play guitar, ukulele, piano, harmonica, dulcimer
    
    I want to learn banjo next or maybe an oud or something.
    
    Can't really play in tune with people though, I just kind of know how to play once I get the hang of it??
    
    Haven't played much since the pandemic though, I'm out of practice. Need a new guitar.
16. 2022-09-09 at 8:09 PM UTC in Rebirth of Lil' Goose
    Steven African Astronaut
    someone give me inspiration
17. 2022-09-09 at 8:08 PM UTC in Rebirth of Lil' Goose
    Steven African Astronaut
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931
    
    Top 6:
    
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931/hts
    
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931/malice-rip
    
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931/gadzooks
    
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931/enhancements
    
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931/drunken-admin
    
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931/lanny
    
    
    These are all on 8-string ukulele or piano.
    
    Can't believe I didn't make any dulcimer ones yet.
18. 2022-09-09 at 7:57 PM UTC in Hi Guys!!!!
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Haxxor Looks like it

    
    You don't know my rules lol.
    
    3oz per drinks.
    
    I did 4.
    
    My rule is still 1 bottle a month and I have stuck to that.
    
    I let myself abuse it as I want :)
19. 2022-09-09 at 7:56 PM UTC in Hi Guys!!!!
    Steven African Astronaut
    dam i sing so much better now
    
    I practiced.
    
    Sing from the stomach and annunciate with your mouth
20. 2022-09-09 at 7:55 PM UTC in Hi Guys!!!!
    Steven African Astronaut
    https://soundcloud.com/user-214875931/aldra