User Controls
Posts by Zanick
-
2018-04-16 at 2:42 AM UTC in Karen, I'm never giving up.
-
2018-04-16 at 2:37 AM UTC in The world conspires against us, Karen.
Originally posted by Fox Paws I’ve had sex literally thousands of times…
….With less than one score of women
If you gathered up all the sex I've had and all the organisms I've done it with, along with some of the things I've said to them after, you would approach something that rivals the combined works of Sade and Mozart. There's no comparison, though; Karen surpasses them all. She is the cadence to the concerto of my existence. Without her, I wouldn't know how worthless the rest truly were. -
2018-04-16 at 2:29 AM UTC in The world conspires against us, Karen.
-
2018-04-16 at 2:28 AM UTC in Karen, I'm never giving up.
Originally posted by Kinkou I cannot look any longer. :(
You will keep looking until I've told you to stop. Do not make tell you again.
Originally posted by -mal- I believe in you Zanick! Remember I dreamt that you and Karen found each other… and my dreams usually come true. I wouldn’t say I’m psychic, but I’m definitely more in tune with the universe than most people.
I'll be completely honest: this prophecy is what keeps me going. If I didn't have the hope that somebody somewhere could testify for our love, I wouldn't know what I'm fighting to achieve. Karen and I owe you a tremendous debt, Mal. When we assume our throne in the cosmos, I will strike down Bill Krozby while thinking of you. -
2018-04-16 at 2:24 AM UTC in The world conspires against us, Karen.Entirely untrue. I've been with scores of human women, all of whom were far more attractive than myself by any terrestrial standards. Some of those women were also memorable. You could even say that I was happily married before Karen arrived here, and that's when everything changed.
-
2018-04-16 at 2:19 AM UTC in Karen, I'm never giving up.
Originally posted by Kinkou Your fox mulder av makes me confused and sad that you’re not fox.
Sorry, I'm almost as handsome but still technically very far. Duchovny is the next breed of human arrived to conquer the rest of us.
Originally posted by Fox Paws Fox Mulder isn’t real. He’s a character on tv played by an actor. Have you taken your meds tonight
He may have started out that way, but he's achieved a kind of transcendence. Do you really think that when his head moves in my avatar, he isn't looking at anything? -
2018-04-16 at 2:18 AM UTC in The world conspires against us, Karen.Karen wouldn't like that. You should be glad that I've chosen to abstain from violence, or this could be a very unpleasant scene. If not for her, my rage might be uncontrollable.
-
2018-04-16 at 2:16 AM UTC in Karen, I'm never giving up.
Originally posted by Fox Paws Hhhnnnnnggggg. Are you fucking psychic Zanick
I saw two young people at a restaurant yesterday evening who clearly had an intimate connection. I imagine that they'll carry on for at least a few months longer. Karen and I will persist for eons after the human race has failed. Our love is indomitable, and your life appears cheaper when you stand in our shadow. -
2018-04-16 at 2:10 AM UTC in The world conspires against us, Karen.This is meant to be a semi-private correspondence. Can I help you?
-
2018-04-16 at 2:09 AM UTC in Karen, I'm never giving up.I see men my age getting divorced and remarried. I see them meeting women and discovering chemistry that will eventually blossom into something real. I am not afraid of being different from most men. I am not afraid of dying alone, so long as I lived waiting for you.
Don't forget me, Karen. I won't forget you, either. -
2018-04-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in The world conspires against us, Karen.Our love is tested every day as I wake up, greeted by a reality that makes no promises to our union. I assure you, the sorry state of affairs that threatens to undo us by the seam is also assailing the rest of mankind. We are fighting the only fight, we are the sole bastion of hope left for the world.
Let your love be strong, Karen, and may we fight forever. -
2018-04-16 at 1:59 AM UTC in Do you ever realise worrying was never worth it?Ouch, I'm burned!
Get a life, you idiot rapist. -
2018-04-16 at 1:56 AM UTC in Do you ever realise worrying was never worth it?
-
2018-04-16 at 1:55 AM UTC in BruxismI breathe in lightening
storm of teeth -
2018-04-16 at 1:46 AM UTC in Do you ever realise worrying was never worth it?I like worrying about things. Don't tell me what to do.
-
2018-04-16 at 1:34 AM UTC in imagine if i actually dated that girl instead of standing her upIf it makes you feel better, those girls are going to die one day. If you start working on it now, maybe all at once.
-
2018-04-15 at 11:45 PM UTC in Taking a break from smoking weedUpdate: Last night I smoked some of my ABV weed and got kind of stoned. It tasted horrible and I didn't enjoy it. Other than that awful experience I've been totally clean.
-
2018-04-15 at 11:22 PM UTC in My pinky smells like cheeseI think you need to be aware that ear cheese can be as lucrative as it is lethal. My advice would be to incorporate an LLC, get some experienced cheesers and make this into lemonade.
-
2018-04-15 at 11:15 PM UTC in hey mal how does it feel to get raped by a totse member?rapist swapper
-
2018-04-15 at 11:03 PM UTC in ITT: We pretend it's 2011 and we're on Zoklet.I'm having a kundalini-induced erection and it's been longer than four hours. Should I phone a guru?
