Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Are you shitting me? You get a few hemorrhoids and you're ready to fold? Goddamn, I thought you cared. The universe throws one hurdle in front of you and you give up on everything you ever wanted. Beta liberal cuck. These whores aren't going to destroy themselves.
2018-04-19 at 2:37 PM UTC
in
Coffee is great
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
French press is arguably one of the best ways to make good coffee.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
So because you niggers neglected to watch the video (this is why our philosophy threads fail) I will briefly summarize for you: this balding queer can't decide if he's a transcendental idealist because all of his coherent points seem to point to that, or if he'd like to commit to a more robust idealism because it makes for a sensational title.
He broadens the accepted definition of hallucination to include any "uncontrolled perception" and from there he employs a number of optical illusions to shoehorn his claim that we don't have a sound grip on every aspect of reality. From there he stretches an already bleeding argument to wrap around the nebulous idea that everything is a hallucination and that we don't know reality at all, eventually dragging us to the hollow conclusion that consciousness is a series of controlled hallucinations.
Somewhere in all of this, he managed to interject his feelings about Brexit. I'm surprised this was a TED talk, usually when people don't have a lot of substance to what they're saying they get a TEDx.
2018-04-19 at 4:21 AM UTC
in
Karen, I'm sorry.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
When I was four, I went with my parents to a restaurant. Which restaurant it was doesn't matter, because all of them are gone now. What was important was that they had a staff member blowing up balloons, and he gave me one. That balloon was everything I ever wanted, but when we left the restaurant, I accidentally let go. It floated just out of my reach, and after that, I had to watch it ascend to the heavens. I let go just for a moment, and I had to watch everything I loved disappear. That's how I feel about you, Karen. I'm sorry I let go. But now I'm going to fly, Karen. I'm going to fly up and come get you myself.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Check the threads I've made. A few dozen are love letters and poems to Karen, and I'm told some of those are even decent.
2018-04-19 at 12:31 AM UTC
in
ugh
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
^ I never thought of it that way. I also think this is the most likely outcome.
2018-04-19 at 12:28 AM UTC
in
Coffee is great
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Maybe Starbucks would be worth a premium if they served good coffee, but it isn't and they don't. If you really want to have good coffee for cheap, roast your own beans.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Building something is a great way to sublimate the trials of bipolar disorder. It looks as though you've been working hard, and that's what counts. Keep it up, Fonaplats.
2018-04-19 at 12:21 AM UTC
in
My D&D Character
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
First thoughts: How is it that your paladin has a criminal background? Why can't he follow rules? What is your alignment for this to be the case?
Your rolls are absurdly high, how does your DM feel about this? How many d6 are you rolling for stats?
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I hope you work in food service.
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Wonderful news, Fonaplats, I'm glad you had a fulfilling day.
Are you planning a D&D campaign? What sort of character will you make?
We're still getting frost in Chicagoland, are the morels already out by you?
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I usually went trick-or-treating as my favorite musicians, but I also went as a girl for a few years. By the last time I did this, I was pretty good at applying makeup and walking in high heels. I even got a few catcalls.
2018-04-18 at 9:19 PM UTC
in
Posters You Would Murder
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I think murdering Bill Krozby would do the most good, and I can't think of anybody I really want to murder for personal reasons, so I think I'd do that.
2018-04-18 at 6:44 PM UTC
in
I just ate my own semen
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
How do you feel after doing that?
