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Posts by Zanick

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Because food is food. How is it different from mixing rice with beans? Mapo has been around for like hundreds of years, long before the current vegetarian fad culture assimilated tofu into their propaganda campaign.

    Lol, propaganda campaign? Do you really think the authors of the meat industry haven't engaged in propaganda that would make grassroots vegan organizers blush?
  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I've never understood why people combine meat with tofu. Does it really taste better than either of them individually?
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Is it skinned already?
  4. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm like a billion steps ahead of you. I already have the fox. In fact I have a wide array of endangered species at my disposal. The truth is I've been planning this for a few years, just now getting around to making the thread and making it official.

    I welcome your destruction of these populations on the brink. Right now I'm in the radical left, but wipe out an endangered species and you rally world regulatory agencies to my cause. Unless you're eating that fox on Chinese soil, you're helping me out.
  5. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    That is a Darwin's Fox. They're native to the Chilean mainland and its largest coastal island, and there's less than 300 of them in existence. I'm eating an entire one for dinner tonight.

    Do you really trust the natives to keep me from putting a bomb inside its carcass if I slip them a $20? I can just be like, 'hey, here's some money, show me the only fox you're exporting today.'
  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by mmQ For the record I'd like you, Zanick, to clarify how you reacted by choosing one or any combination of these reaction gifs that I have kindly provided to make this process easy.

    First I felt like this:


    But then I figured I'd better apologize and went like this:


    I think I overshot though, and came across a little more like this:


    ... so I toned it down and just acted classy:


    I ended on a cooler note and I think I ultimately recovered:
  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by aldra are the ALF/ELF even still around

    The website is updated, and the forums are active. As long as people are committed to the cause, it lives on in one form or another. I don't think they're going anywhere.
  8. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws The Africa Leadership Forum?

    I never knew you was a brotha

    Yeah, I feel really strongly about Africa. Their people should be free go on safaris and commit genocide against one another, and they need whitey to show them how.
  9. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Oh that’s what it was. Well that’s cool. Hmu if you need some startup capital.


    I don't believe anybody who offers me money, but I'm surprised that you also remember that post
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Oh, lort.

    Please, no.

    I don't understand, what is your objection to my divine plan?

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel ROAST YOUR OWN

    I do! It's far better than storebought and less expensive.
  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but he will have killed way more animals than you saved by being vegetarian, so he wins

    You're right, but this only motivates me to more extreme acts of protest. If mmQ goes full carnivore, I join ALF.
  12. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No, I have a small, unprofitable coffee distribution company. In addition to that, I want to learn how to supervise baristas so that when I eventually expand my business to employ a few of my own, I'll know how to teach them shit.
  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    A shitty part-time barista gig to help me pay for school.
  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You shouldn't have shot the cop, it was really your mother trying to tell you that she's gay.
  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I play San Andreas on my MacBook sometimes when I have to sort out aggression. Navigating using the trackpad and arrow keys can be awkward, but it does the job.
  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    He spammed my dick all over the forums and via PM using half a dozen alts, I don't think a conspiracy is required.
  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Unless you're a cat, I'm going to live a lot longer to assail your position than you mine. Actually, even if you are a cat.
  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Update: Currently not high. It's been a few days, actually. Today is 4/20. I have a job interview on Monday. I have the money for an ounce withdrawn from my bank account in twenties and am looking for any excuse to betray my resolve. Give me strength, Karen.
  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The other day I was talking to a girl I've known for a couple of months and she said she had to go pick her kid up from school. I don't know why, but my mouth opened and words came out, "Wow, you have a kid? That must be terrible!"

    I never do this, so you can probably imagine how I was falling over myself to apologize. She was very nice about it. I can't help but wonder if that's the kind of joke that makes young moms hate you or just the opposite.
  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I am inspired by your diverse portfolio, Fonaplats. Any one of these businesses could go under and the rest would be untouched. What will be your next venture?
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