User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 18
  6. 19
  7. 20
  8. 21
  9. 22
  10. 23
  11. ...
  12. 29
  13. 30
  14. 31
  15. 32

Posts That Were Thanked by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I worked at a printing press before and it reminds me of how scron describes his job. There were like 8 lesbians who worked there and one girl with a nice bum and stupid haircut who's dad also worked there I had sex with but she made me sleep on the couch instead of her room and her dad came out and I had to pretend to be asleep. She said she had a dream she had my kid and it would only eat Macdonalds. The shift was like 7pm to 4 or 5am literally the worst fucking shift ever. When the recession hit it closed and everyone cheered but I had already quit to sell more hugs and sleep more
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Some boys take a beautiful girl

    And hide her away from the rest of the world ..

    I want to be the one to walk in the sun!

    Cuz girls they wanna have fun
    Ohhh girls just wanna have fuuuun!🥰💗🎵
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Last hour..got a sudden burst of energy for last rounds...

    Let's gooo!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    That's what I'm talking about 💓

    Ayye!
    💕And thank you 💕
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo No, I got a piece of heavy equipment financed with a buyout after a short term before though.

    Getting an auto loan on a new car (or used car) is a very poor financial decision, usually undertaken by only the most desperate and financially illiterate. The value decreases as soon as get your vehicle, the terms can change and aren't subject to the same regulations as other loans, you're likely not going to be using it for business related purposes and could very well be paying dor it after your vehicle is gone. Typa thing naive people do.

    Nothing you have said is true about a car loan in the states.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Scron holds down jobs for less time than Kafka holds down meals
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by Sudo Dang mang, it sounds like a case of being both overwhelmed and underwhelmed. Do you have any idea of contributing factors or a catalyst?

    Financial stuff, mom getting older, constant physical pain, legal hurdles and stuff i wont mention in open chat bc people are creepy weirdos.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Just had mild nervous breakdown. We gucci.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Hard core parkour.....
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Hell yeah... you good 💥💗
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Guy name Vinny has a take out order for someone by the Name... Amanda Hugginkiss....Vinny is looking ...Amanda Hugginkiss......

    He really wants to find... Amanda Hugginkiss.............
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I have taken exactly 2.5 shits in my new home.

    did you finish one coming in the door?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. CandyRein Black Hole


    Oooh... there’s the night shift crew 🥰❤️
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Who are you, John Shift (inventer of shift work)?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo That called "spectraling." Spectral wasn't outright lying because he did see an episode of the old Dennis the Menace TV show where Dennis had a slingshot that could pierce metal

    I hope it's the new trend like planking or owling. I'm gonna just embellish every single thing I talk about from now on. Be right back I have to make my move in chess, a game in which I have played 2,812 times in my life and lost just once.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ No because I lied it was only 386 when I posted that but it was rising so quickly I just rounded up to 1000 to sound super cool and gain respect points from this community.

    That called "spectraling." Spectral wasn't outright lying because he did see an episode of the old Dennis the Menace TV show where Dennis had a slingshot that could pierce metal
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster And u don't post it? Nigger

    No because I lied it was only 386 when I posted that but it was rising so quickly I just rounded up to 1000 to sound super cool and gain respect points from this community.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I just got a 1000+ thumbs up post on youtube in less than an hour.

    I WIN. lol

    And u don't post it? Nigger
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just got a 1000+ thumbs up post on youtube in less than an hour.

    I WIN. lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Kramer's Laugh Factory
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 18
  6. 19
  7. 20
  8. 21
  9. 22
  10. 23
  11. ...
  12. 29
  13. 30
  14. 31
  15. 32
Jump to Top