Update- the comment i said a few a weeks ago that I BRAGGED about getting 1000 likes before it even got 400 or whatever, is now at 810 and probably gonna hold fast right there.
But I have a newer one that has 812 thumbs upses in lesser amount of time.
And since this is extremely important and what I base my life upon, I'll tell you what it entails.
It was a poll asking some retarded question and one of the options was 'barley' and they clearly meant to say 'barely' and I commented that if they're gonna say barley they should've included wheat.
That's what I bring to the table. That's why I'm insecure and wish to kill myself in a daily basis. Etc.
Lol
Please tell this shirt story to your friends at the bar or the library and tell them Wren sent you and you'll get a free book/drink.
Thanks
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2022-06-19 at 12:08 AM UTC
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No one wanted to be my spades ♠️ partner 😆😭
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2022-06-18 at 2:41 PM UTC
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Took this pic yesterday 😜
Your girl is slimming down...
Intermittent fasting got my haters in a head lock
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That happened to me earlier and I fell asleep at 8pm which is pretty lame but also who really cares I guess. Now I'm awake and being all CHATTY but I'm gonna go back to bed now I think. Need extra rest I got a long day of fuckin and suckin to do tomorrow. LOL.
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2022-06-18 at 3:36 AM UTC
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Mmmm...
Got a taste for something sweet after hibachi so went to custard cup
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The poster below me is gonna lose their arms in a farming accident within the next 2 months.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
looks like the quail paid off well today, went to the feed store to get automatic waterers and met a contractor who gave me 40 bucks to come bid a job,, its a 5 day inside job,, quoted it at 1800 and he jumped on it and said if it looks good he will keep me busy year round except for snowmobiling times and thats 3 days every time it snows
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2022-06-15 at 9:20 PM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
whats this ?
its just a gray box on my end.
It's an animated gif of the tiananmen square massacre
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2022-06-15 at 3:56 PM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
r u because lanny isnt yours
Oh ok I might have a dick but you can just add that to the list of things you wish you could suck and cry about it
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2022-06-15 at 12:52 AM UTC
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Will you post a photo of oyurself vinny? You can use a chinaman emoji over your face.
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Like changing my legal name to "Boob Squeeza II"
Chester Feely could also work 👍🏼
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bro that's so sad you have to meet girls online. I literally just decide I want one in person and start hollaring at them and if it goes my way (about 33% of the time) i get laid and depending on their temperment I keep them around and they become my girlfriend or don't.
I'm doing 60 days in this group home and that mousy little hispanic counselor is gonna go, I know it, when she was unlocking the door I was stooped over in a drawer next to hte door and when I stood up she said "oh... I didn't realize you were so tall" and I gave her the cheesiest smile and walked away, when i looked back she was watching me walk away.
I didn't know her name yesterday morning and I am not all that attractive but my confidence is stuck on HIGH with women and I don't pressure them to lick my asshole or fuck dogs so that probably helps.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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On my first break of the night .. sitting outside and starting to wonder why I came outside to such humidity..
Cotttdamn...I’m goin back in the air
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2022-06-13 at 10:36 PM UTC
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WELL I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU AND FURTHERMORE I think you should stop lashing out at ladies that you find attractive when you’re in a shitty mood bc it is 2022 and nobody finds toxic masculinity cute anymore Buttratley and I really don’t appreciate you degrading the women of this forum when you’re high on meth and Mountain Dew. Thanks.
Also her wrists are cute so fuck how your mama raised you.
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2022-06-13 at 9:57 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Bradley
Do you really save photos of me?
I went to the fitness thread and got it silly.. wth imma do with that picture saved in my phone
And I Forgive you for being a lil bish 🥰
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2022-06-13 at 9:06 PM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
I just want to know why Bradley is trying to suck his bellybutton into his butthole
It's a pose called the vacuum in body building, i just thought it looked funny.
But yeah I was really high when I took those photos.
And yes candy i was in a shitty mood and talking shit, I think you're a beautiful lady and while you don't have exquisitely beautiful wrists you make up for it with your complexion and personality.
I would fuck you given the opportunity (if you wanted) and not pull out.
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
How I'm happy for CandyRein having a happy relationship, fulfilling job, excellent work-life balance and the ability to be self fulfilled as an individual.
Who are you, John Fulfillment (Inventor of mints)
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Was it your dick scalp
No but I have indeed injured that before
this is like the very top of my head. I kept scratching and rubbing this little rough spot up there and it felt really nice so I kept going it and next thing I knew there was blood all over
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