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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Pope John Paul II worked for IG Farben as a salesman and negotiated bulk contracts for Zyklon to the German concentration camps

    lol.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  3. fuck a pakistani
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Whewww! Can you believe it's almost Friday Eve...omg y'all 🥰
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    There was no need for the description to be so long. I was sold at racist anti semite
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Announcements::

    Everyone have a Happy Hump Dayyy!🥰💥💗

    🌞

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  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    How emotionally hurt this makes me feel




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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    i prefer colonel sanders
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    same, and by great I mean FAT
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You have 12 people and a see saw. 11 off the people weigh exactly the same and 1 weights slightly more or less than the others you can only use the see saw 3 times.

    How do you find the person who isn't the same weight?

    This is a guess.

    First use- put 6 on each side

    Take the 6 people who it was heavier, and switch half of them with half the other side Then use your second use

    Now for the 3rd use take..

    Nevermind I don't know
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Depends on the wine stain

    Peanut Noir
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  12. Kafka sweaty
    I’d sleep so much better with a cat sighs
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's easy, do your fatty inquisition properly and don't rely on a see saw
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Goldipox
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t want to be conscious or do anything, wonder if downing beers will help me sleep

    Lol. No. Alcohol fucks your sleep. It might help you pass out but it's in no way a "good sleep."
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala

    https://lcpshop.net/product/giant-wine-glass-extra-large-glass/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw2MWVBhCQARIsAIjbwoMHOQv9o5f_5FE8S_9LpX1vElFypDTnAuVVjk2rwKHPctuJwWm460EaAouoEALw_wcB

    "Your Friday nights will never be the same with this classy giant wine glass"

    Mine would never be the same again because I'd be reminded every Friday night, as I shamefully pulled out my massive wine goblet that I willingly paid $150 of real money for and am forced to keep in my closet next to my hamper, that I didn't consider the fact I haven't a single friend to share it with or show it off to; that I only want to drink half a bottle anyway and so I'm going to look like a poor poor fool, completely alone, slowly tilting the glass up ever higher as I attempt to catch the wine flow from a glass mouth designed to be drank from a mighty giant such ass the great Jolly Green, and finally sadly laughing at the realization of it all, forcing me to cough and jerk forward, spilling the entirety of the glass upon my sweaty naked body and WEEPING myself to sleep. Ya know?
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole


    Tuesday came and it showed it’s azz!

    But we’re doin it .. we are still shakin it .. despite..💗
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  18. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? This one didn't even load. You suck.

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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Why? What happened to the magic carpet I sent you?

    It was made out of monopoly money and I guess I didn't know how to activate its magic. 😞
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just flew back from Puerto Rico and whoo boy are my arms tired
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