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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Originally posted by Sudo When I was at rehab I was also on house arrest so I was doubley not allowed out but I went there right from county so I was grateful and it seemed like one of those things where I "should" be in jail so I was really trying not to fuck it up and kinda treated the staff like I would prison guards.

    Anyways, the young cute staffer liked me and would take me to the mall but other than that we were only allowed to go bowling on Mondays or to meetings as a group. I didn't have sex for 32 days after getting out of jail because the only women there was a round headed Ukrainian space cadet and an alcoholic flight attendant who still took a shitload of opiates and benzos that staff were giving her and talked about being raped several times so I didn't wanna approach. Intercourae would have gotten me kicked out and sent back and I did not want that.

    This one cost alot but kept me from becoming severely institutionalized and a statistic

    Didn't read.
  2. Originally posted by Sudo Depressed, lost, stomach hurts, like something bad is going to happen, like there's alot of pressure on me and people are conspiring against me, like I need to Robert deniro some shit to set it on track, like I need a non ratchet bitch to be soft and vulnerable with, even if I'm kinda faking it just so I open myself up more, angry, needing an outlet

    Sounds like you're gay
  3. Originally posted by Sudo Is that what this is? Sounds pretty serious. Can you tell me some other things about myself? I'm dying to know

    2 question marks in 4 sentences, you got rattled pretty hard huh.
  4. Never tried pineappico
  5. Originally posted by Sudo Are you gaining any self awareness of your shame spiral yet?

    It's not ok for you to just make up stories Jacob.
  6. Originally posted by Sudo On a scale of 9.5-10 how upset and friendless are you?

    That doesn't even make sense, those are 2 axes.

    Are you really becoming INCOHERENT because you're so cheesed at me calling you out?
  7. Originally posted by CandyRein I remember you saying you were banging some guac the uver day…

    I gotta get into Guac more ..

    I used to not like avocado but I realized a solid pico de gallo in guac = amazing.

    Soooo simple, so easy and delicious and healthful. I always make it fresh because it's easy and fast and tasty.

    You could just buy pico de Gallo premade from the store but it is just chopped up onion, jalapeno, cilantro and tomatoes so it's easy and fun to make it yourself.
  8. Originally posted by Sudo I think someone may be stealing tools from my yard. This makes me absolutely furious. They don't seem to be taking the most valuable things but it's really fucking with me. I think they stole a Dewalt grinder that I really liked and I'm pretty fucking choked about it.





    What? Your sentence makes no sense, can you try to articul8 that again and possibly include some citations?

    Made perfect sense, maybe your eyes broke due to fear: why do you lie and hide and deflect?

    Your behaviour is ultra feminine.
  9. Bruh I am a huge guac head now, it feels so healthy to eat guac.
  10. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You seem like a pretty fucked up individual.

    What for, simply pointing out the truth?
  11. Originally posted by Sudo I messaged her when I was outside then messaged "fuck this" and drove off at 100km then she messaged and said sorry she didn't hear, then called me on fb and I called her a weirdo and hung up on her SO THERES ANOTHER BRIDGE I BURNED.



    Originally posted by Sudo Her pussy honestly isn't even great and she's not violent enough and I'd be doing and sharing pills with her so really no big loss. I'm gonna go to my friends trailer or go home idk



    Originally posted by Sudo Honestly I was more thinking hanging with her ho energy might be good for me sex notwithstanding but now I'm just elf dis truckin

    None of this happened, what a liar.
  12. Originally posted by Sudo I think it is very clear to see I make you very upset and you have poor interpersonal skills and oral hygiene

    Sounds like wishful thinking there bud. Would that make you happy?
  13. Originally posted by Sudo Why does your inability to forge social relationships bother you so much?

    Why do you write fan fictions to deflect from your insecurities?
  14. Originally posted by Sudo Do you feel like you are at war with everything to do with me?

    Is that what you think I said?
  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lots of compensation and surrogation thar i c.

    Usually the upper limit of legal and name one realistic thing you can't get accomplished with a 6 inch blade.
  16. Originally posted by Sudo Oh this must mean you "have a problem" with me, likely due to some hurt feelings in the past. Please allow me to open the space so you can air your grievancey vagine

    Could you please do an assessment of me? I would so very much like to read it, I'm sure with all your insights into social nuances it would be very enlightening. I also forgot that the fact that you're a bored, introverted Pakistani order fulfiller means you're not a bored, introverted Pakistani order fulfiller. Easy mistake to make but I'm so sorry

    Can you please tell me about some friends of yours that you see on a regular basis? I'm so eager to learn about friends having never made any before. I just live in the house on my 7 acre estate and never go outside for some reason. I have never made any acquaintances either because nobody in a krmnl subculture interacts with each other, we all just buy weed with bitcoin over the internet. I also smell amazing because I stay inside all the time and am always washing my hands and showering, that's the only one you got wrong 🙃

    Inb4 "didn't read" "no u" or "u typed a few sentences lol I autistically satisfied my desire for social interaction ftd!"

    Sad
    Brown
    Kid
    😴

    Didn't read.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Will you please answer those questions though?

    No
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Do I have a brain?

    No

    Is my name Steve?

    No

    Do you like wallets?

    No

    Why do you not go fishing every day?

    I do

    Favorite color that rhymes with flour ?

    Dour

    Taco stand or China band?

    Mariachi band

    String cheese for life or lukewarm tomato soup?

    String soup
  19. Originally posted by Bradley More importantly (I went to one of your threads no one responded to since i couldn't PM)

    What makes you think I don't like you????

    Was I too rough?

    What a strange thing to do.

    I just wonder why you're taking the side of known retard liar sudo.
  20. Canadian welfare couple scron and HTS are living it large
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