Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-07-14 at 8:55 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   In Urdu the word "cushion" is "gadda".
   
   Thereby Gaddafi = some fee associated with cushions
2. 2022-07-14 at 8:54 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, we arent talkimg about your 6'' dildos.

   
   Not true, just ask Gaddafi
3. 2022-07-14 at 8:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo How bored, lonely and upset are you on a day to day basis? I would surmise the answer is "extremely"

   
   What did you say?
4. 2022-07-14 at 8:52 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Damn inflation forcing some desperate beef alternative huh.
5. 2022-07-14 at 10:41 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   "check in" for flights is like 24 hours before, you're thinking of boarding.
6. 2022-07-14 at 10:39 AM UTC in My Memoirs
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   These photos suck boooo
7. 2022-07-14 at 10:37 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor yeah whatever you say dumbass

   
   Yeah capitulate, like a bitch.
8. 2022-07-14 at 2:34 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   

   
   
9. 2022-07-14 at 2:34 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   That meme was funny the first time I saw it but now every unfunny shithead has reposted it and it's already burnt out.
10. 2022-07-14 at 2:33 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Image boards and chans are gay, you have the wrong idea about this place if you think that shit is welcome here
11. 2022-07-13 at 10:18 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    My EDC is a tiny little blade as well. Cheap little folder. I used to use one of the little Victorinox swiss army knives but I lost 4 of them at the airport because I forgot to take them off my keyring.
12. 2022-07-13 at 8:24 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka Idk what to do today only have a museum planned. If I should take a train somewhere. I feel like having unprotected sex.

    
    It's green.
13. 2022-07-13 at 7:42 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka It was purple

    
    An almost-periwinkle grey would be just like purple blended with a grey noise field. Hmm. Wanna try again?
14. 2022-07-13 at 7:40 AM UTC in My Memoirs
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    You'd have to be on the spectrum.
15. 2022-07-13 at 7:40 AM UTC in My Memoirs
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Imagine ruining rainbows.
16. 2022-07-13 at 7:40 AM UTC in My Memoirs
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I like rainbows and gays ruined them.
17. 2022-07-13 at 7:38 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost The union jack while touching yourself

    
    Isn't she an ireman?
18. 2022-07-13 at 7:37 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka What colour am I thinking of?

    
    Grey, like an almost-periwinkle.
19. 2022-07-13 at 7:36 AM UTC in Blonde white girls are overrated and shitty.
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost When a woman takes her shirt off and my first thought isn't "what the fuck am I looking at" I am secretly disappointed
    
    But as fate would have it the internet is fake and the titties in real life have lots of variety
    
    My friend used to mass solicit nudes on myspace and show me the "gross" boobs as a lark like "haha look at that freak". I dunno man it seems weird to me to write a girl off because one of her nipples is blown out.
    
    Freaky tits will get you through the darkest of winters, you just gotta give them a chance.

    
    There's no such thing as a bad boob.
20. 2022-07-13 at 7:36 AM UTC in Blonde white girls are overrated and shitty.
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting like an nice bag ov sand

    
    Perfect cupping shape