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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Originally posted by aldra jesus christ that's a maximum effort shitpost

    Unironically autismic lol
  2. More like real unwell
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  4. More like esofaggis miryt
  5. Originally posted by Kafka

    If like to cut off your head and fuck and blow my load down your open esophagus
  6. Originally posted by Sudo I cri alot

    Do you cry a lot Jacob?
  7. Originally posted by Sudo Some bish gave me her loteral Honda accord that's parked near me and I dipped so my buddy could borderline wariat her cuzbher friend cuzh fuz guz cuz no one cares I think my babymoms mad and for good reason blah blah blah Yolo Yolo Yolo fml

    Didn't happen.
  8. Cutting Kafka's head off.
  9. Who are you, John Friday?
  10. John Leash (inventor of the Leashing Office)
  11. Cutting off Kafka's head
  12. It's like that movie Roman Holiday, but with penis instead of Rome.
  13. Penis holiday
  14. Originally posted by Sudo Money ain't shit and the worst people are people who inherit wealth. I just don't want him to be poor and have to go outside with a bar of soap in the rain to get clean because our pipes broke, or eat cereal with water instead of milk, apart from third world poverty (which is really only bad if youre acutely aware and can compare) I'm worried about continuing the several generation cycle of addiction and trauma. If you had a kid who is somewhat emotionally healthy, with or without you4 influence, you did something right. Although I haven't spent a ton of time with my daughter lately I know she has a firey spirit in her and is on the right path, somewhat thanks to her slovenian step dad I cucked. I want to be a wholly positive influence on her so I gotta get in and lay some groundwork so it doesn't fuck her up later.

    Just worry about knocking up a bitch wi5h some stability and the rest will follow.

    I was gonna make this another post but I'll rant about DA J00S here too ynot rite?

    The super j00ish (hooked nose, goes to Florida 2 months a year, doesn't practice law during Yom Kippur/high holidays) lawyer I had twice who worked some courtroom magic for me is super old, distinguished, rich and only practicing for the love of the game. HOWEVER almost all cases I hear about him taking now have to do with noncery, it's all teachers who fucked kids or some famous persons nephew who got busted with kiddie porn, how fucking scummy do you have to be to spend the twilight years of your distinguished legal career defending child abusers and trying to get them lower sentences INCLUDING fighting for doing away mandatory minimum sentences for child abusers. What the actual fuck? That's so unnecessarily scummy, I honestly can't wrap my head around it. He's gotta be 70 years old, worth at least 10-15 million and spends his time defending predatory nonces. Sickening

    Didn't read
  15. Originally posted by Sudo I'll make a comic about ugly Pakistanis who go to work, come home and cry themselves to sleep at night for you to relate to. I'll call it "loserman" and nobody will like it, just like you

    Sounds like something an upset guy would do.
  16. I can't stop cumming
  17. Emoji ejac
  18. Originally posted by Sudo I typed the indisputable fact that you're a boring little loser who has trouble with interpersonal communication. You also smell although possibly not as bad as I do

    Huh? Say that again, I didn't hear you.
  19. Originally posted by Sudo Literally me

    Haha Jacob Memeboy identifies with rage comics.
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