6. u sneeze, cum in ur pants and shit urself all at once
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2022-05-29 at 3:23 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Sudo
DTEs latest posts ITT are super spicy big dick energy.
nah just standard wasted white girl shit where they get drunk and loud
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i called and said i was trying to reach them about their extended warranty and they hung up on me
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2022-05-28 at 7:53 PM UTC
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taking a soak in the bath tub
lean ur head back and piss into the bathwater
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Originally posted by Sudo
I'm actually sick, I don't think I look it though, so probably thought I was on drugs. I just sniffed a tiny bit of hydro for the first time today because I thought it might make me feel better. I probably got a few other people sick while I was out and really should have worn a mask but I don't want people to think I'm a little fairy who's scared of covid
no one gives a shit who does or doesn't wear a mask anymore in 99% of situations, if u want to then do it up, fuck it. ive always kinda liked them because I feel kinda badass wearing bandanas on my face like an 1800s train robber
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2022-05-28 at 7:51 PM UTC
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Boris’s day out
Originally posted by troon
dogs tend not to be suicidal
or fans of doing fat doinks of fentanyl
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Originally posted by 2fly4U2
Inhaling raw sewage is not my thing.
it's not "raw", we cook it first
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2022-05-28 at 12:58 PM UTC
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i think Kafka would enjoy that dubai porta potty thing. just travel the world to shop and be degraded
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Originally posted by Technologist
Sure it is silly goose! I’ve been vaxxed. I DID get covid in October, pretty much exactly 6 months after my last shot. I bet it would have killed me if I wasn’t vaxxed. I’m 56 and have smoked all my life. I had double pneumonia, but I pulled through. Close to having to go to the hospital, but I survived. Got my booster after I was well, and all has been good since then.
wouldn't the antibodies from being sick with it kinda eliminate the need for the extra booster after you got well?
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Lmao go home red ur drunk
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2022-05-28 at 4:58 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Sudo
My sex drive has been at an all time low due to depression/opiates. Was literally5l 50x Hornier in prism. I'll come out the other side soon tho, Idk what the answer is tho. I'm always talking to girls and pursuing relationships to make myself feel a little better. My appeal is I'm toxically masculine but quirky and relatable. Not really but it works. I still believe there is a relationship put there that doesn't make me miserable but the effort-benefit ratio seems way off base now
low sex drive is good for u. more productive and shit.
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Just like so many, you are disgusted by what you wanted.
you don't like Biden?
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Originally posted by Technologist
I’ll be voting, can’t say I’m excited. This whole thing has me disgusted with many of my fellow Americans😏
aww that's no good. well I apologize on their behalf 🥺
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2022-05-23 at 7:24 PM UTC
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red flag
Originally posted by Kafka
Ok random question, do you wash your hands after peeing?
when u pee does it sound like frying chicken?
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these colors don't run!....into a school to save children
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2022-05-28 at 4:42 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
i cannot drink alcohol because of my 27 medications
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2022-05-27 at 5:23 PM UTC
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Fona 5-27-2022
Lol this nigga was ragging on people playing video games and watches fucking stranger things
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2022-05-25 at 1:14 PM UTC
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Originally posted by WellHung
You would happily eat one for as little as $5,000.
i would eat one for sexual gratification 🍆💦
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Mad shitting at 5 AM challenge
i shit at 5 am sharp every morning and wake up at 6
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
"Hey Gupta, what's this guy wellhung going on about?"
"Dunno, pass that tampon over there, I can use that to fix my tractor"
face down, ass up
that's the way they like to....yuck
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