2023-10-11 at 11:14 AM UTC
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Blocked Toilet
I ate a 14" cheesesteak last night then took a monstrous shit this morning and didn't clog anything. Your butthole is just too loose from repeated peggings at the Asian spa.
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vinny jerks off his microdick using chopsticks
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2023-10-10 at 4:57 PM UTC
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Pigma male
Originally posted by Meikai
My nigga I am watching like 30 shows this season. Sure: 90% of the shows I watch are gay trash, but like… 90% of anime is gay trash. What do you want from me? smh
I just don't understand the appeal of the shows that are just about like common life in Japan and shit like that. I need some action and death and drama and stuff like that if I'm watching an anime.
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2023-10-10 at 4:30 PM UTC
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Pigma male
Originally posted by Meikai
There's an anime this season about a pigma male.
It's an isekai where protag-kun tragically died as a result of eating raw pig liver and/or possibly getting hit by a train when he collapsed as a result of eating raw pig liver, and got reincarnated as a pig who can telepathically communicate with a magical slave girl who reads minds.
Do you specifically only watch gay trash anime or what
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hey fuys whya do you thhnk abuot this ukrniankan prostute
Kill yourself
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2023-10-10 at 4:13 PM UTC
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Let's indict the motherfucker
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I remember once when I was a kid I saw a flat map of the Earth and asked if there were any countries on the other side. Yeah even back then I was just as retarded
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Rape my grandmother just to bust my nut
hear her pelvis snap in two as I stuff her guts
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2023-10-09 at 3:22 PM UTC
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Blocked Toilet
Originally posted by jerryb
Friends entire septic system was clogged up, had a guy come pump it and found out his wife flushing wipes. Don't believe those flushable wipes, they lie to a nigga.
If you have women in your house you have to lay down the law, I had to pull the toilet at my moms once. Q-tip got cross ways and collected paper until stopped up, shitty job all around.
I flush all sorts of stuff down my toilet and it always works fine
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Originally posted by jerryb
lol I've been hit by deer before but never sitting still. That's one tarded deer.
It was broad daylight too, in a fairly non rural area.
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2023-10-09 at 12:15 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by Kawkasian
It's safe to say targeting civilians would make one a terrorist.
No since thing as an innocent jedi
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Have a good day at work ๐
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Rape Monster is the funniest person hereโฆ..
Aw that made me blush
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Damn deer are retarded lmfao. Reminds me of being wicked hungover in the dark of the early morning and a jacked-off truck got behind me and their headlights were shining in my mirrors blinding the shit out of me so I tried to push the mirror to aim it away BUT IT WOULDNT BUDGEso i sperged the fuck out and punched mu own mirror out and cut my hand
Yeah, imagine sitting at a red light just listening to music, you look to your right, then just as you turn back you catch a deer smashing up flat against your window in your peripheral vision before stumbling backwards and running off again. Scared the duck out of me and sounded like a bullshit story when I told the insurance company.
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Reminds me of when I lost my ujoint ,and had to use my finger
I had a deer run and smash into the side of my car while I was sitting at a red light one time, fucking my side mirror to the point it was connected by one wire. I had to lean out the window holding it in place like Ace Ventura as I drove to a manageable enough place to pull off.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Black bottom grey top ..logo is pink and really adorable ๐
Does it come with underwear or do you need to provide your own?
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I'm built like five honey baked hams stacked together in an overcoat
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I enjoy loudly breaking the park bench when I sit down on it in public, tumble onto the ground and cause a scene.
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Originally posted by Kawkasian
Back in the good old days of yore, the biggest shirt/tshirt/pullover etc you could buy in clothes store was XL…and that was considered "Fat bastard size"….now it seems 3-5XL is stocked/available in many stores as the upper limit.
It's also because black people are much more prevalent and they wear big ass fucking shirts
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