Originally posted by WellHung
Pucker up your tight little butthole, slut.
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Next time they pull some bullshit take an AK47 to work
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Working on my first studio album
Can I feature on a track
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I'll take some GHB and get stuck in the playground coil
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
About how dope itd be to get high and take a shit in zero gravity
Just eat a strip of acid and take some Dulcolax
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Originally posted by Meikai
Made meself a cuppa but aowl we 'ave is bags of "vanilla infused" tea. So I think to meself "hang on a tick, that's 'alf a poverty bev roight there" and I pour meself a little orange extract directly onto the teabag. I make the cuppa and lo and behold, it's like a tea creamsicle or summit, innit? Oi'm a bloody genius, I am.
They shouldn't let you into the kitchen
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Poley is getting a cat and I was thinking about what the cats name could be and it made me think of that lol
He should name him Garfield
Is Garfield the one who likes to eat lasagnanana?
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2023-09-26 at 12:11 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
❤️
Me after I tell my girlfriend she is extra wet then turn on the light
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2023-09-26 at 12:16 PM UTC
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Im on
Watch out for that tree!!
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2023-09-26 at 11:35 AM UTC
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he may be my uncle
Originally posted by jerryb
Closer kin deeper in.
If anyone's gonna fuck my sister, it's gonna be ME!
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Originally posted by Kafka
Like migrating
You should migrate into oncoming traffic
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Now I understand. He's like a big hairy friend.
A big hairy friend who fucks you in the ass and puts his cock in your mouth
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2023-09-26 at 1:15 AM UTC
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he may be my uncle
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Damn, son. Was your head under the pillow at least?
No, we maintained eye contact
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Your mother wore out my mattress in one night
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Kafka has a couple of unconscious guys in the boot of her car right now.
She doesn't own a car, she's too stupid to drive.
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I like to shit in the sink
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2023-09-24 at 9:37 PM UTC
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Wariat's dream
Originally posted by WellHung
Wariat wants to fall in love.
He wants to shit on the face of a 12 year old
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2023-09-24 at 9:12 PM UTC
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Women-only depression thread
Originally posted by Incessant
So every time my bf plays with that deck and I’m in the room it’s really awkward.
He plays Magic and has a girlfriend?
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Originally posted by Chios Honey
You're the incel you crazy warped minded faggot.
Licking a dudes butthole and insisting it's a female. You're such a FUCKING FAGGOT Incel degenerate cunt.
You can close your eyes and lick my butthole and pretend it's a girl
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