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2017-08-19 at 11:14 AM UTC in White pplWonder showzen has a great clip regarding white people
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2017-08-19 at 11:05 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myselfYou could leave me money in your will, not a lot but at least like two grand. Then, your money could go to me and my bf to help build a future together *blow in a month on drugs*
And your money could boost two people's happiness that is shared with a genuine gratitude of life and each other. as opposed to benefiting nothing to a sad little Indian man whose cash spending has become as routine as brushing his teeth, habitual and forgettable, like the human interactions in his life. Give the money to someone who still has a chance at happiness, don't get stuck on repeat while fast forwarding through life, moving to the next scene but without actually watching what's going on.
Hell, it doesn't even have to be me, just give your money to someone who will truly enjoy what comes of it...or you could just buy some over priced but tasty take out food and add another month to your youporn subscription, unenthusiastically masturbating before falling asleep after a few brief seconds of o satisfaction, waking up to do the same thing all over again.
Jk bro 😝 Don't do it because then there would be one less real person posting here who I enjoy light banter with and am almost certain is not a pedophile or scron alt.
Half the lolzy content is reading the the random and targeted hate towards you , usually unprovoked but fueled by a mix of hatred for Muslims and hate for themselves and their own financial failures whose wounds are reopened when faced with your fiscal success.
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2017-08-19 at 10:21 AM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?I also hear Filipinos have a inappropriate infatuation with mayonnaise, But that's just a rumor.
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2017-08-19 at 10:17 AM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?White, black, Asian, whatever race you are, one thing is for certain, everyone who has done some time, has put mayonnaise on their Raman and that shit is delicious.
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2017-08-19 at 9:07 AM UTC in whats your favorite punk band?
Originally posted by Erorr this thread really hurts
Great input, but slightly confusing, ...... perhaps purposefully worded in way to leave room for interpretation by the reader, very deep,nice touch. I know that I for one, have benefited greatly from this contribution of yours. So glad you chose to post this thought rather than thinking it to yourself. -
2017-08-19 at 8:44 AM UTC in whats your favorite punk band?" I don't really love stench to music much anymore,"
Wow typing on an iPad sucks! I meant to say "I don't really listen to music much anymore" -
2017-08-19 at 8:40 AM UTC in whats your favorite punk band?Well, that depends if favorite is measured by quantity of songs by an artist that I enjoy vs how much I enjoy few particular songs, if only a few, by a single artist. Best to go with your gut when picking favorites of something, what instinctually comes to mind is often what you like the most. I had an album with a few songs by The Casualties in junior high and remember thinking this is real punk and was very fond of them as a group. Rancid ...and out come the wolves, this cd Was played on repeat when I was in seventh grade, every track was at least decent and majority I thought were very good and would singalong if I heard any of them today. I don't really love stench to music much anymore, rarely ever unless in tc and drunk, even lately I find myself muting the channel and preferring conversation with others in tc mainly §m£ÂgØL and Panny, or funny videos.
Pop punk genre hands down was blink 182, I had ALL the tracks, back from Cheshire Car, when they had a different drummer, Scott I believe was his name. Buddha was before Cheshire Car, I think.... still "Carousel" is a great and pretty song, acoustics and overall recording sounds like shit but that intro doe... Inwanna say it's a basss....I wanna say bass over guitar and I'm on an iPad rather than a laptop and the effort it would take for looking up the video for a listen isn't really worth the end result of being certain of an instrument for a post that will probably be fully read by three people. "Carousel" has such a pleasing melody. I was obsessed with Tom Delong and even bought the Box Car Racer cd (and a shirt from Hot Topic) in 8th grade. The Trasplants who had a mix of Rancid and Blink, two of my favorites,didn't impress me much, not a fan. Mehhh not for me, good separate but just didn't work well together IMO.
All killer no filler, by Sum 41, pop punk band, only really like very few of their songs but the extent I loved those songs surpasses other bands from my awkward years. Just simply ok album overall but the two greats that stand out of course are Fat Lip and In Too Deep, both have some of the most memorable guitar riffs , I guess they're riffs, forgive me if my lingo is not fluent.
Uck but then he like got all Hollywood couple status with the lamest of the lame, , the blandest of the bland and slightly above average enough to not be completely forgotten from the cringe worthy early 2000's...unseasoned boiled chicken and glass of tap water for dinner unenthusiastic drum roll.......
Avril Lavigne
She is in someways the best quintessencal example of an antynom for punk.
I swear Canada ... first her, now Justin Bieber, that's strike two!
"He was a skater boi she said seeya later boi". God, with that gift of gab it's a wonder why she isn't writing screen plays with Matt Damon. How untalented AND unhot people become famous is a mystery to me. if she was at least an 8 I could be more understanding and dismissive but seriously.....her?
(Insert image of Anne from Arrested Development when on an actual computer)
Honorable pop punk mention:NOFX
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2017-08-12 at 3:14 PM UTC in TINYBLTC NIGGA, COME NOW
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I just did it once to mmQ because I thought it would be funny. Turns out it was "cosmically" funny. Like of course he really needed the money so I kind of screwed him at the time, and that's terrible and I feel bad about it. But to a cosmic observer, like if we were in a film… that shit would be hilarious.
"Bro, it's just a prank"
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2017-08-11 at 5:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Totse 2001 It's Peet not Pete.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Okay Pet, thanks for introducing yourself.
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 welcome Peat
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Im not Peat, Pete nor your pet. It's just Peet.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Oh my bad, Peel.
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 its Peete
Sup fag? -
2017-08-11 at 5:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
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i feel bad for women who have fat tits like this
Jesus Christ, those suckers are about to pop out! I can't imagine having breast that big, I wouldn't even get fake ones if I had the money.
Plastic surgery has always seemed like such a waste of money and really an unnecessary expense. Unless there is some serious deformed shit going on (like a dick growing where your nose should be) -
2017-08-10 at 11:06 PM UTC in I am a rapist
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2017-08-10 at 10:54 PM UTC in Hardcore retard stuff that makes you ROTFLMAOHe should have had some type of sealant instead of one strap....if only they made sandals with velcro.... Behold, before there was Crocks, there was
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2017-08-10 at 10:49 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-08-10 at 10:45 PM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.
Originally posted by infinityshock …someone with money trying to flaunt it to those who dont have money.
Tell me what you mean by "flaunt" in this case. By those who " don't have money " are you referring to paycheck to paycheck living or flat out homeless and no shoes?
Just curious why you think flaunting money (apparently in front of others who do not have money) is as trashy to you as someone happily clothed in their own piss and feces, as they are sleeping in the gutter. -
2017-08-10 at 10:40 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-10 at 8:51 PM UTC in I am a rapist
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2017-08-10 at 8:40 PM UTC in Pulling ya girl's yoga pants down and fucking her while you finger her clit
Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…
In this case, the interpretation I got from the OP is that he is using fingering synonymously with "rub". I agree that "fingering" sounds somewhat off , and it perhaps IS being misused in Op's vocabulary but I still instantly knew that the sexual stimulating act he was referring to was "rubbing a clit."
Hydro probably knew what he meant as well but the vocabulary conundrum he had gotten himself into was too good for her to pass up. lol, he kind of walked right into that one. Maybe you should have thrown in a Guess you didn't read that anatomy book in high school either?! AMIRITE?
Although, yes, I do agree, "rub" works a lot better than "finger" when speaking about this specific type of sexual stimulation. The important thing is that I still understood what he meant and we were both thinking of the same thing in regards to the the actual physical stimulation being described. I did not jump to a ludicrous conclusion that he is trying to rip open an entry way through the clitours only to be proceeded by aggressive finger banging no more and no less that 3 fingers worth. No, no, no, of course not. That would be just insane. I hope would hope that most men wouldn't be so thrown off in a similar situation if it were the female to have a vocabulary mixup.
Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl said 'finger my clit' to a lot of idiots she'd prolly get her clit poked out.
"Wait, what? She wants me to finger her clit? Oh god that is so confusing, why didn't she just ask me to rub it? Oh what am I gonna do, I can't look like I don't know what I'm doing. Oh Gods in the heavens above, why must you torment me with this tricky word play? .... Oh well, guess I'll just poke it out.
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2017-08-10 at 7:27 PM UTC in Pulling ya girl's yoga pants down and fucking her while you finger her clit
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2017-08-10 at 11:43 AM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by mmQ Anyway.
4 scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar cheese, some pepperjack cheese
A stick of mountain man sausage
2 heavily buttered toasted English muffins
A 1/2 gallon of milk
A side of crispy hashbrowns
After reading this, I couldn't help but think of …and a partridge and a pear-tree!
Even though there's only a 4 and a 2 mentioned and it isn't about Christmas, for some reason it just seemed to fit
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2017-08-10 at 9:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by aldra I'm not creating a tumblr account so I can look at bizarro porn
Tumblr has some of the most violent and 'omg what the fuck' type of porn that I've ever seen. And I frequent efukt. I can't watch the intense sadist tumblr porn, not my taste, wayyy too far. Speaking of tumblr, I actually have a funny little anecdote.
So, when I first got out of prison, I had heard about this online trend, tumblr. It had reminded me of some sort of modern xanga (remember xanga?). I had four months of parole, four months of staying sober out in the real world & I needed a distraction. I got a tumblr and I LOVED it, astrology stuff, comedy stuff, all kinds of gifs and jokes.
Unbeknownst to me, there was an idiotic and large SJW community on tumblr & that is all anyone associated tumblr with. Nobody bothered to mention this and I never cam across anything too preachy, you choose who you follow so...
So, here's me, just getting out of prison, I had been a tad shut out from the outside world for a short bit.
I would ACTUALLY tell new people that I met in class or online how much I loved tumblr. *cringe and facepalm* Looking back at the reactions I would get, it all makes so much sense now... At the time, I had no idea of the SJW reputation that tumblr had. When I told them how much I liked tumblr and when I'd exlaim, "Do you have one too?!" They either would ignore what I had just said entirely and start talking about something else or they would *heavy sigh with eye roll proceeded with awkward silence*
