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2018-07-05 at 9:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention[video]<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/adR6lMQrfMI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/video]
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2018-07-05 at 9:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionHappy birthday America!
*fingers crossed that embedded copy and past works without a singe "edit"
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2018-07-04 at 7:37 PM UTC in Memorial to Fallen AltsUnless your computer spazzed out causing a mass amount of the same titled threads to be posted.... then
bro, wtf?
All I can say, is that is if this douchebag-ary was intentional
you fuckin suck bro.
I was going to leave a "how RUDE" stephanie tanner gif and now I'm so bummed out from this mad gayness of a vibe you created. -
2018-07-03 at 12:20 PM UTC in The word "Hack"
Originally posted by mmQ The difference between me and scrinadlo I trimc is I don't actually smoke meth even when I say I do. And I'd like thst to stand for the record thank you.
The difference between MQ and Scron is MQ's actions don't back up his words. He tells lies that accomplish nothing but causing unnecessary confusion. I never understood lying for the lolz. I only lie to get myself out of trouble, the lie has a specific purpose to preventing a negative altercation & that's why I do it. To just lie for the hell of it seems so pointless to me.
Question: Do you not smoke meth currently or have you never smoked meth because I seem to remember a very detailed story typed by you in TC. It was ebagger and
this sticks out in my memory only for the fact that that I was so impressed by your story telling presentation. Short sentences you typed one at a time, dramatic pauses with appropriate timing Smoking meth was described, so was a girl and her car. The mood was encompassing the room, ebagger and I were hanging on every word.
I remember being so interested and like, "who the fuck is typing this?" Then at the end you cammed up. I remember being very surprised you smoked meth but then I thought, "yah, I guess that makes sense."
You don't have to share, I don't NEED to know. I just am now curious if that story was bullshit. -
2018-07-03 at 11:23 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NIS
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2018-07-03 at 11:16 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NIS
Originally posted by NARCassist hey kreepy wassup?
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I'm good, tried to quit Crouton and it was horrible, tapering worked for like 2 weeks but now I'm back to taking 25-30grams a day. I wouldn't normally care but when I don't have it or spend what little extra money there is on making sure I'm stocked up, it makes me hate it. I don't like how I need it to get through the day, hell the hour.
12 weeks straight with nothing but daily Crouton use, I think I smoked weed and had a few alcoholic drinks in that time but stone cold boring sobriety for 12 full weeks.
I treated myself last night. I hate how former addicts are viewed by society that they MUST ALWAYS remain sober because they can't control themselves and are bound to ruin their lives from any form of substance consumption.
My sister is like that, she will drink wine every night (CEO husband, former beauty queen, hasn't worked in 20 years, private jet, 3 large homes, kids in private school, etc), she tried to tell me that I couldn't have a glass of wine or anything to drink on Thanksgiving because "You have a problem". "You CANT just have one" . Showed that bitch, my family doesn't order me to remain sober at family events anymore because they know I can control myself.
You make a spectacle at one Thanksgiving 10 years ago (i was 18) by getting super wasted and suddenly that's all anyone can remember. Not the TEN years in between where NOTHING happened. Oh, AND BTW, her perv husband was the one continuing to fill my wine glass, practically throwing the stuff at me. But I'm the problem, ok.
How are you? How's life .... down under? ?.... if you're not Australian but actually British then I apologize and I will rephrase: How is life across the pond?
I wanna say that I've made this mistake before, assuming you're an Aussie but actually a Brit.
Enlighten me which is your geographical location and tell me a crazy story from an interesting chapter of your life -
2018-07-03 at 3:41 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NISPosting from a cyber cafe from beyond the grave.
Hell isn't too bad, Satan is a douchebag,
He runs the place like a cuck who used to get beat by his step-dad.
Apparently he finds tweakers to be annoying, they get under his skin.
Can you believe in Hell, of all places, I'm deprived of this sin.
He'll try to seduce you and pull out a shard filled bag.
It's not real,
but your hope is so strong.
For a sack that size, nothing wrong with some red schlong.
Don't fall for it, it's a trick.
He's got a 3-pronged dick,
and offer up 3 holes quick,
trust me, you don't want him to pick.
He sells you this illusion of a "sack" and knows you'll be back. I repeated this insanity so many times, I lost track.
Every time my shards disappeared under a suspicious circumstance.
He's in on it from the get
tweakers don't have a chance.
He has good heroin though.
EDIT: My dumbass mixed up your and you're. If I wasn't already dead I'd kill myself of embarrassment. At least it was not an error due to ignorance of this basic grammar rule but just a basic full-retard fuckup on my part.
I swear, anytime I see someone make that mistake, I scoff and internally think of how much more intelligent I am than they are and now I feel kinda like an asshole.
EDIT: I fucking put a spelling error in my above edit. -
2017-08-29 at 6:02 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that you
Originally posted by Bill Krozby All the tie-dye t-shirts in the world couldn't make you cool, you goober
To be fair, would an achievement of owning all the tie-dye t-shirts in the world make ANYONE cool?
Lolz. I honestly found it genuinely entertaining that you referred to tye-dye t-shirts as a significance of "cool."
We grew up in very different places. Where I am from it would a more fitting determination of coolness by if you always come up number when #1 in consistently in possession of large amounts of dank weed, driving the highest lifted pickup truck, and as the cherry on top his family is rich and he fucks all the hottest girls in town.
Damn, Brad is so cool. -
2017-08-29 at 5:20 AM UTC in where the fuck did sploo go??
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2017-08-20 at 6:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-20 at 3:26 AM UTC in White ppl
Originally posted by mashlehash I love a good pork chop.
I accidentially quoted you lol. my bad, I think I'm gonna cooke me up a pork chop right now, there's 4 in the freezer just waiting to be seasoned cooked and eaten.
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Pork is nasty as fuck.
bacon is OK if it's made out of like beef or turkey I guess.
why would you eat a fucking pig?
Who doesn't like pork chops? -
2017-08-20 at 3:25 AM UTC in White pplWho doesn't like pork chops?
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2017-08-20 at 1:23 AM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?
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2017-08-19 at 2:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.
also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.
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2017-08-19 at 1:04 PM UTC in Maybe 4 or 5 of you are not altsOk. So let's make a list of who is either hated enough or delusional enough to not just create an alt but actively use it as well. Honestly I don't see the point, if you wanna shit post, talk shit to someone or whatever just do it via your original persona. With a community so small I find it hard to believe there is anything to be gained by creating and using an alt, what could possibly be achieved by doing this at this point. Oh yah genius, now is a great time to create an alt... new poster here, hi guys.....oh by the way I'm kind of edgy *turret spasm followed by flood of threads* i hate niggers, like raping bitches, you're an AIDs fag, assplay confusion, sometimes I have homo erotic thoughts so I beat women, reference to latest mass shooting, Isis is next stop TLD;R
O wow he's edgy guys . I bet he gets banned.
Meh I have been up for two days, it's just me mq and mailce that are real, everyone else is SleeperSophie out to post pi of people that nobody cares about or is even here to see because they're all just his own Alts -
2017-08-19 at 12:36 PM UTC in Hardcore retard stuff that makes you ROTFLMAO
Originally posted by benny vader their not little, i wear size 10.
lmao, that is pretty hilarious. He had to have known, I mean he does work there...haha what a fuccking asshole.
its just that i feel cheated someone sold a something clearly marked for women to me without telling me their meant for women.
I swear people in retail must be the some of the most miserable of us all. Don't be too mad, that little prank may have cost you a bit of cash but Brett from Orange County didn't hang himself when he got home......well not THAT night anyways -
2017-08-19 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 why do people buynumbing lube?
I am shocked you don't know this but it is for pre,mature evacuators, it's supposed to make the guy last longer,
But don't use too much because unless on some sort of stimulant or even lsd(I highly recommend) then going on like the energizer bunny is NOT what a girl wants. If previous mentioned drugs are not involved and the overly used numbing lube has dimmed the senses in your penis for over thirty minutes and counting, chances are are she's bored and is just waiting for you to cum so it can finally be over. Not necessarily bad sex but boring sex is what guys who for some reason think that sober women want endless upon endless sex with no orgasm......to me that's like a good movie being ruined by an extra hour of pointless dialogue before the surprise twist is revealed. To me and most women I'd think, long sex does not mean good sex. On average 15-20minutes for steamy and completed interaction. 5-10min for a "quickee" -
2017-08-19 at 12:06 PM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myself
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2017-08-19 at 11:45 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Kinkou
I'm sick fml
My guess, is at least taken ten years ago, not a sexdoll because sex dolls look like Kim kadashian but usually they're blonde and have a broader range of facial expressions (than Kim k, not you). You look very pretty here but very young, the fact that you post this pic now,, after we've seen recent pics that after seeing this prove Snapchat enhancements may hide blemishes but can't erase decades, .....more satisfaction is gained by pming young pics to Sophie for a fished but still rewarding compliment. sharing harmlesls myspace profile pics with a local Woden shoe wearer rather than buried in hundreds of pages of off topic arguments and pictures of mash is a no brainer to me.
Psssst Sophie, let me know if she bites. I'm in a good mood and thought id be a good wingman for a fellow Dutch fellow.
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2017-08-19 at 11:14 AM UTC in White pplFound it.
