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2020-02-23 at 3:41 AM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
LANNY!
Honestly, a really good dude.
...and also knows how to be quite a good gal as well. I've only heard second hand but let me just say I'm impressed at how long people believed that you were the opposite sex.
Pretty impressive and I think most of the dudes weren't even mad when they found out.
*Music starts* Everyone knows, that's lanny! -
2020-02-22 at 5:53 PM UTC in street prices where you are
Originally posted by RisiR † Can you smell the dong?
trick question, penises are scentless. If you think a guy has a smelly dick it's probably sweaty ass and unwashed balls that have gone ignored for so long that the smell just appears to be coming off the dick.
Stinky dick is just not polite.
PSA I would say that if stinky dick happens to you either 2 things will happen
A) a girlfriend notices it and she goes, you've had a long day, let's hope in the shower and clean up first. Then the sexual interactions will continue.
B)If it's your first time with the girl, things get hot and heavy and then once your pants are off, SMELLY DICK happens. Unless she is expecting to be paid after or had a freak nose accident where she can't smell the sex probably won't happen.
All of a sudden She is on her period, has a boyfriend, and only wants to be friends.
Seriously guys, penises are pretty cool. You can pee and then just shake it clean. Women give birth to human life but I think the real accomplishment is peeing while standing up.
Bring in the shirtless volleyball players
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2020-02-22 at 4:59 PM UTC in What would you do if you saw somebody urinating on some clothes at a store?Honestly, I'd probably leave the store. It's a clothing store so I'm likely just browsing anyway and won't wanna give my money to a shop owner who pisses people off so bad they decide to urinate freely on their merchandise.
Now if I saw it in Walmart, I'd kindly say "excuse me" as I reached around the man with his penis out so I can save 42 cents by buying the Great Value brand of canned tomatoes.
Pee is probably a lot more sterile than anything else on the floor of a walmart. He's probably sterilizing it. Which is good because here comes a barefoot 3 year old wearing only a tshirt that obviously belongs to his 300lb mom that's riding in the automatic cart as he tries to keep up with out spilling his bottle of mt dew.
It's crazy how horrible the experience of Walmart can be but I go each week.
*about 8 hours later or so* I got distracted after writing another 3 paragraphs on an unrelated topic I walked away -
2020-02-22 at 1:08 AM UTC in The Deafening Minority
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Illicit marijuana. If you don't like the content then make your own and force people to enjoy it and if they don't you can spam their normie threads with some reel contont
I see your familiar with the /r/TheDonald method. "Illicit marijuana"? I don't know what that it is. It's legal here and I'm over 21 so I just go in and buy it.
It's crazy to think that in some parts of this country you can be arrested for the same thing I can buy from a place that is on more street corners that...
A) Starbucks
B)..."Than your mom is"
Also, It's not that i don't like the content it's just that there isn't very much of it. Spamming this site is sort of like masturbating. You're pleasing yourself, sure, but it's likely out of loneliness and a curse of being awkward around the opposite sex (or the same sex, or a goat, whatever you're into)
It's quite sad that there are people in this Freedom loving country that are unable to buy liquor past 2am, purchase weed, gamble with their own money, or have sex with a hooker.
Hell, if I wanted I could do all those things tonight. -
2020-02-22 at 12:28 AM UTC in The Deafening Minority
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You post once a month and complain about not enough content being posted, Get fucked you stupid bitch
When you say "Get fucked bitch" what I'm actually hearing you say is "I know how you feel and I respect you as a person"
Or it could mean simply "get fucked bitch"
Either way, it is sooooo good to hear it! ;)
P.S. "once a month" lol, yeah, I come around less than that but it is BECAUSE of the lack of contact that I do that. Maybe it's just a self fulfilling prophecy or some shit.
Also, what DID the man put in your hood? -
2020-02-21 at 11:24 PM UTC in The Deafening MinorityI always get excited to chat with a bunch of degenerates but usually get a feeling that there's only like two people on here and they don't really wanna socialize.
I'd like to see a comeback and talk to some people about drugs, crazy times from my youth, even porn is a topic of discussion once I've been up for a bit longer.
I'm curious how many people are actually out there? Even with people I quite despise, it would be refreshing to see them posting.
What happened to everyone? Why did everyone leave? Just one forum ago, I think it was (RDFRN?) right?
RDFRN had a good amount of content, not as great as Zoklet, clearly, but it wasn't bad. As soon as it changed to NIS it immediately became desolate.
Honestly, I get the feeling that there's just likely one active poster having conversations with his own alt accounts.
(LOOKING AT YOU MQ)
Can we ever get even just a fraction back of what once was or is it as dead as Kobe Bryant?
pls respond ;) -
2020-01-28 at 3:48 AM UTC in What is the best letter?
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2020-01-25 at 7:41 AM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
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2020-01-24 at 10:30 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
Originally posted by mmQ Lucy:
*eyeroll* *eyeroll while booing loudly*
First let me say, that nobody enjoys casual racism more than I do, okay?
I'm a little turned off by this; and let me tell you why.
It's not because I find it offensive or inflammatory, no no no.
It's because it just shows a real lack of effort. It's not a clever play on words, it doesn't have a pun, or even contain any sort of joke at all.
By you sharing this you've really just shouted out loud for all the world to hear
"I'm the stupidest nigger of them all!"
What do people & jellybeans have in common?
A: Nobody likes the black ones. -
2020-01-24 at 9:50 PM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if your random two posts in a year are from a relapse or what the fuck. But I wonder. But you can't read this. Won't read this. Because you don't remember making it.
But I still wonder.
WhoooOoooOooooOoo. Who wrote the book of loooooooove?
:), :)
Well, the fact that a relapse may or may not have taken place a measly 2 times a year shouldn't even be categorized as a relapse.
I hate the word "Relapse" and what it implies.
"Relapse" tends insinuate leaving sobriety behind and bungee jumping towards an even lower rock bottom than before.
So stupid how people think if you use just once after being sober that it will just immediately evolve into habitual substance abuse. Just one time & you might as well quit your job before you're inevitably fired. This of course will eventually lead to you being homeless. Selling your body for drugs. The only positive going for you is that your next shot may end up being your last one. Finally releasing you from all the pain. And there you will lye dying, in a gutter with a needle in your arm and only one shoe on.
I mean, I don't wanna seem arrogant but the fact I have been just riding the crystal dragon a few times a year is pretty cool.
You are right about one thing though...
Originally posted by mmQ But you can't read this. Won't read this. Because you don't remember making it.
I definitely don't remember that post. -
2020-01-24 at 8:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: I can't find the other one EditionI had 25 new messages in my inbox when I logged into NIS today.
24 of them were titled "I'm going to find you and murder you bitch"
*queue theme song*
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2018-11-13 at 10:41 AM UTC in Post here I'll read ur fortune.
Originally posted by Dregs go for it
I can't hear those 3 words together without thinking of Frank Reynolds.
Originally posted by Narc Hey kreepy nice to see you back girl. How's things?
Pretty uneventful lately.
Unlike IRL interactions, long periods of absence with no communication from NIS probably means I'm sober.
Was clean a long time this go around.
My relapse is just in time for my insurance benefits to kick in with my new job. -
2018-11-12 at 10:46 AM UTC in describe another user with a meme/stupid pic
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2018-11-12 at 10:40 AM UTC in Post here I'll read ur fortune.
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2018-07-06 at 9:28 AM UTC in this forum is not nearly as fun sober as it is while on drugsGreen plastic is cool af.
Bring back good thread topics like this one. -
2018-07-06 at 9:22 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NISLOL, I ignored your question just I like I ignored your friend request.
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2018-07-06 at 9:20 AM UTC in HAS ANYBODY EVER QUIT
Originally posted by WellHung Im still addicted to marijuana. 20 years later.
Jk :P . I used to smoke a lot of pot from the ages 17-21, meh, not my thing any more. I can't believe I used to smoke weed everyday that shit makes me feel so fucking retarded now.
I feel like I need to take Crouton or maybe some alcohol to make the stoned feeling go away.
I hate it so much how I feel after doing it, "fuck why did I smoke so much weed, that was fucking stupid"
It does make nitrous a hell of a nicer though. -
2018-07-06 at 9:11 AM UTC in Kinks is fat and ugly...Yeah, like you don't already know.
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2018-07-06 at 9:02 AM UTC in Hottest Girl ON NIS
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2018-07-06 at 8:54 AM UTC in Kinks is fat and ugly...Who the fuck are all these people?
