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2021-11-14 at 4:11 AM UTC in A humble suggestion.
Originally posted by Nile Wait wat? That's fucked up. Why would that even come up? Was pickles mom A super bitch?
we were all so young when this rumor came out, 7th grade is 12/13 years old. At the time I accepted this story as 100% true no questions asked.
Probably told her friends this very embarrassing thing and they subsequently spread the word faster than you can say trauma.
What's so crazy is how long it stuck. I mean she wasn't really bullied (maybe in the beginning) but everyone knew the name and knew why. It was more like people saying "hey what up pickles?" while laughing which does not even compare to the true hell I witnessed some of the other kids get.
I got the impression she was kind of slow too, she wasn't an asshole though. We had some mutual friends and I think we walked the track in PE together a couple of times around Sophomore year. She was in the group of girls that wore FOX tshirts, had fake tans, & blonde hair with black dyed underneath. All her girlfriends were very attractive. She sort of looked like a sickly frog with an eating disorder. I'm not saying that to be mean I'm saying that so you can get an accurate picture of what she looks like.
I guess I got lucky cuz I peed my pants in class in 2nd grade and I literally never heard about it again. Not even the next day from any other kids. 2nd grade is still pretty young though. -
2021-11-14 at 3:36 AM UTC in A humble suggestion.
Originally posted by Nile Ffs
pop a chill pill with that jim bean.
Originally posted by Solstice I masturbate with pickles too
Is it sexist and/or homophobic that if you're a male I'd be more grossed out. Also, why a pickle Ericka? You know before a pickle is pickled it is a cucumber. That might be a more acceptable piece of vegetable to use for penetration you stupid 12 year old.
FYI: In prison the lesbian couples would get a "BIG PICKLE" from canteen and then put it in a rubber glove and then use it to fuck their girlfriend. Wow, what a world amirite -
2021-11-14 at 3:06 AM UTC in A humble suggestion.I'm a few whiskeys deep so I think I may need an instruction manual or a man to ELI5 what this request is.
I was initially confused because if you desire a custom user name, can't you just create a new handle.
But then I thought maybe it's different than a handle what he's talking about. I.E. Grylls has Cum Looking Faggot under his handle, is this the area that shall be bestowed or am I getting even further off track?
Ohhh, I get it now I think. Like how you can't come up with nickname yourself IRL, you need a group of friends (or at least one bully) to don you with this title.
Hmmm...I want to give a good answer brb while I look at some of your previous post so I can bestow you genuinely and accurately.
okay one quick story before i go:
Lol this girl ERIKA_REDACTED in like 7th grade supposedly got caught masturbating with a pickle by her mom or someone in her family and I swear to god they called her pickle until Senior Year. lol. Now that I look back, if she was caught by her mom, how did everyone at school find out?
A)She told a couple of close friends as a crazy story. She had to one up that bitch Kimmy who had just shared she gave Jovi a blowjob during theater production after he offered her a PEPSI from the vending machine.<--that actually happened, the girls weren't friends or anything and the events took place years a part but I thought it worth mentioning.
B)Her mom told all her friends to embarrass her further. God, i hope that's not true. There's a lot of shit moms in this area so I wouldn't even be that shocked. -
2021-11-14 at 1:29 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The sound of a Walmart boxfan blowing my way. The keys are clicking in an ever so quietly and I am debating to either put on music or a documentary to add to the background noise.
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2021-11-14 at 1:20 AM UTC in good stims to help me concentrate for programming?just stick with adderralif you actually want to retain any information and get an impressive amount of work accomplished.
Other stims are the worst for learning complex things that take real critical thinking.
You think I'm gonna remember how to learn a entire new programming method when I can't even find where I put my airpods and how did I open 45 tabs and not actually look at any of them.
OMG there was this crazy Scientology backed anti-drug campaign "the truth about drugs" and it was just a cornucopia of misinformation. They're tv promo for meth starts out like "I started using meth to stay up and study for college" yeah more like "stay up late to do an obscene amount of masturbation" -
2021-11-13 at 8:51 PM UTC in Just wanna drink vodka and make trash angels on my floorVodka? Are you picking up the kids from soccer practice afterwords?
I mean drink whatever I'm just fucking with you.
I drink Whiskey only now, everything else just seems unnecessary tbh.
I may have the better taste in liquor but you could probably out drink me.
I can't talk shit about another type of booze being 'inferior' and less 'manly' when you could probably totally out drink me.
Also, why do so many people not know what trash angels are? You lay on the trash covered carpet as if it is the snow covered ground and you spread your arms and legs straight out & then up and down. The same you would for a snow angel.
God, people don't appreciate their trash anymore man.
EDIT: Due to grammar error if someone else did I'd judge. -
2021-11-13 at 7:46 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler The only “weak minded” around here are you idiots who argue back and forth over crap you’ll never convince anyone is fact….the sad truth is you’re ALL foolin yourself into believing the tripe you post means anything to anyone.
Forget trump
The only losers are you fools
Wow,
Originally posted by POLECAT So you can’t leave your house in California after 10 PM now because you might give someone Covid.
But you can legally and intentionally transmit HIV to someone unbeknownst to them anytime.
California is such a wonderful place
Does California not have felony prostitution ? If you sell your body while knowingly having HIV it's a felony charge where I live. I knew a girl in prison who had that as her charge. She said she didn't know she had it but she still got the charge. Apparently she was having sex with her pimp, naturally. But he was also having lots of unprotected sex with other men, naturally.
If you are not referring to prostitution but casual sexual encounters where someone intentionally transmits HIV to an unknowingly victim...I feel like there's not a law in any state that punishes transmitting STDs.
"You gave me Chlymadedia? Oh you are so going to Jail!" I mean isn't having unprotected sex that leads to transmission of STDS happening in more that just California? -
2021-11-13 at 7:22 PM UTC in Face berg needs to be sued and destroyed
Originally posted by Donald Trump
What metaverse? VR fucking sucks and will always suck. It's cool for 10 minutes, then you realise how shitty and inferior it feels. It's great to see some greedy jedi nerd throwing his money away on some stupid pipe dream (which looks exactly like the above - happiest moment in Zuckerberg's abomination of a life).
I played this VR game that ended up being a huge disappointment. I was expecting to put on the glasses and have complex and futuristic game play. It was just one game, there's a bunch of unimpressive looking bad guys that swarm you and in order to kill them you had do a vigorous slashing motion with the wands you were holding, respawn and repeat. You remember in MORROWIND on the first Xbox when you had to go kill those beetle/crab things to get your points up but for some reason the hit wasn't registering so you'd have to do it over and over again. Like, video games are supposed to be fun not frustrating, I might as well have tried to do Algebra. -
2021-11-13 at 6:56 PM UTC in I wish What_a_kreep would start posting again.
Originally posted by Lanny You should text her and be like "you're an ugly hoe, but you might not be so unattractive if you started posting on niggasin.space again"
I'm told this strategy is highly effective in making women do what you want.
Darn it Lanny, you know women. Most men don't know women, but you get it. -
2021-11-13 at 6:54 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is exhibit W why women shouldnt be involved in politics and be given the rights to vote.
the tally-buns are right and wise.
Originally posted by Meikai Pictured, the average centrist intellectually soaring above the unclean masses of wingcucks:
It's true. We are an enlightened breed. Centrism is to politics what atheism is to religion. We are free from the dogmas of party lines, unbeholden to any particular creed beyond rational and pragmatic politics. We are the peacemakers - blessed - and the diplomats who must form and lead actual coalitions.
"We are also very humble" -
2021-11-13 at 6:08 PM UTC in Nostalgia Thread
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2021-11-13 at 6:06 PM UTC in Nostalgia Thread
Originally posted by Dissociator Having friends in middle school, playing manhunt all the time and having major brotalks
that one rugrats episode all growed up because I remember having it on vhs and I was afraid of the paramount intro thing and I would always hide behind a chair
I remember my copy VHS copy of the Rugrats Movie was neon orange for Nickelodeon. I thought it was the coolest thing. Kids are easily impressed. -
2021-11-13 at 6:04 PM UTC in Nostalgia Thread
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2021-11-13 at 5:49 PM UTC in Nicknames for my cat
Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Yup
Hey nice
Idk I just one of the names I called my kitty, probably cuz he was sitting in the sun looking tropical n stuff
I think birds are ok but I have just been calling him "the birb" since he was a baby. There a story behind that but it's whatever.
Ok, hearing the background on the name "Florida Dog" makes it better.
Do you only have one kitty? I have 2 now! -
2021-11-13 at 5:19 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is exhibit W why women shouldnt be involved in politics and be given the rights to vote.
the tally-buns are right and wise.
Yes, very intelligent reply. Women should not be allowed to vote, let's take their suffrage away and replace instead with equal parts suffering and rage...someone call the Nobel prize people...we got a real inspirational thinker here. -
2021-11-13 at 3:49 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
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2021-11-13 at 3:44 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My new political belief is Donutism where the only "government" enforces economic activity of mechanized industrial food production in the bakery sector and a certain amount of people are drafted into the supply chain, production at each end to ensure the constant oversupply over baked donuts into the general population.
Essentially a government corporation that entirely exists to produce donuts, the only taxes they collect are for donuts and they also control the police and pay them with… you guessed it. Donuts.
https://mintable.app/Collectibles/item/-Space-Donut--NFT-Neapolitan/07SYXp5G-UYobYW
Defund the police, give them donuts instead of guns. -
2021-11-13 at 3:26 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i did.
you called it hyperboil.
Did you actually read it? I mean I read 1,200 pages before, it was "The Stand" by Stephen King and took me about a year and half.
Also, I had high hopes for your breakdown of this bill.
I was expecting something along the lines of "it states that funds will be used for this thing, which will result in this thing..which is bad"
"Because this thing is flawed in this way, it will cause disastrous results."
"what this means here is that it will be paid over a certain amount of time that will have an affect the daily lives of Americans by doing this thing here."
Also, complaining about having to pay tolls? They don't have them where I live but aren't like 35 cents or something like that? That's like doing me a favor getting that filthy change out of my car. -
2021-11-13 at 2:27 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you read the entire thing that biden just passed ?
No, and I don't feel bad about that either. Expecting someone to read through an entire bill (i'm assuming their long) is like expecting someone to read through Appstore's Terms & Conditions.
Why don't you provide me with the cliff notes though? I am curious if it's as unnerving as your letting on. -
2021-11-13 at 2:16 PM UTC in Political centrism is the only reasonable position
Originally posted by Donald Trump Do you meet people like that much?
I ask as I never meet people like that, so I assume it's a media meme.
I find it so odd when I see young people who are against gay marriage, i had a co-worker, 35 year-old woman who smokes weed and has a tramp stamp, you'd think she'd be liberal, right? She said, "she doesn't believe in gay marriage" Apparently she's convinced that Christianity is the a sane and rational religion to blindly follow.
I used to believe in God, I truly did. I can't prove there isn't a God any more than they can prove there is one. I feel like if there is something bigger that 'created' that it wasn't because "he loves us unconditionally, every one" i feel more like God is a Kid who started an Ant Farm for a hobby but then got bored and left to go do other deity things. I think it's also dumb that they say God sees everything you do and knows every thought in your head. If he loved the little children, all the little chicldren of the world, then why such terrible things happening in Africa, Afghanistan, and Syria.
