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  1. Originally posted by DontTellEm Didn’t u get into a fist fight with ur boyfriend?

    That's not domestic abuse, it's getting your ass kicked
  2. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Under which law(s)?

    What's stopping them from doing this to anyone in any country for any reason. It's undemocratic like when a country "nationalizes" a company.

    Aka sends in troops to take it over and kick out all the owners and strong arm the banks to transfer everything to them. This is the kind of shit people support? Society is disgusting

    Why do people care so much about what others have?


    The laws of the country in question. Same as seizibg drugs.
  3. Penis watering can
  4. Because your possessing it is deemed a crime.
  5. Fucking nigger
  6. Originally posted by DontTellEm Shut up u little faggot.

    Fuck you
  7. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Loser

    Silence.
  8. This is the real Retarded Thread, according to all the laws and bylaws found within the Retarded Code and this claim is supported by every single historical precedent.
  9. I'll pump your ass with my cock, faggot
  10. Nigg
  11. Originally posted by Sophie Look at me being nice to people, how embarrassing.

    Fucking faggot
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Thank you for your answer.

    To each their own I suppose. Some people like the snot and grease feel of their eggs.

    And then me, as indicated in the poll, knows and understands that to cut out all the bullshit of this that and the other, you make scrambled eggs. Scramble them. No fucking bullshit. No more bullshit! Scramble them up with a bunch of cheese and hot sauce and just just sit back and not worry about grease or snot or steam or if the yolk was too this or too that or if the whites weren't white enough or if they're too slimey like the Ghostbuster ghost guy or anything like that. Just a proper yellowy cheesy scrambled hodge podge of delight with some crushed peppercorn in there too no questions asked lol

    CRETIN. FUCK YOU.
  13. I'm going to try it soon.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ This made me look at my poll again and I realize I just said SUNNY SIDE without saying up or down. It's implied up of course but makes me wonder if there's a thing called sunny side down and if someone has ever actually said that to a server instead of saying over easy or whatever.

    And how would you like your eggs?

    Sunny side down

    Awkward pause

    That's Over Easy/medium/hard/regular fried egg.

    The sunny side is formed by whichever side is not initially in contact with the pan.

    If the egg is then flipped so that the Sunny Side is now down, then that's Sunny Side Down. But we call that Over Easy/Medium/Hard/a regular fried egg.

    I rule it legitimate but undescriptive and ultimately useless.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ What have we even become?

    Sick sick world now. We've been reduced to watching Zoomers making scripted shorts in order to garner page traffic. What the fuck am I even talking about

    People don't even eat sunny side up any more. They think having one side not make contact with the pan = ewwwww
  16. Cumming in a pussy
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Remember when Facebook was relatively new and people would post status updates like

    'holy fuck you guys I cant believe that just happened?'

    obv baiting for replies OMG what?! What was it? What was the thing that just happened I'm so curious now!

    And then they're like

    I was just making scrambled eggs in this frying pan and they sort of assembled themselves and took the shape of Mickey mouse!

    Remember that?

    What we hoped the internet would be forever
  18. Originally posted by Sudo You are a very uncreative person. I bet you've never even decorated an EGG as a kid for EGGster. SAD!

    Shut up retard
  19. Hey Sophie, reply to this thread
  20. Originally posted by Kafka I think the German guy is back in my life now and it’s probably not healthy but will stop this place from warping my mind at least

    What the fuck, you are dating a Nazi?
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