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    Originally posted by Meikai I was having a bit of a psychotic break and was raging that my parents were just humoring it instead of BELIEVING or something. I wouldn't say I was calm exactly - adrenaline was pumping for shore - but I had enough clarity of mind to stop tensing and lie to them to avoid being electrocuted anyway. I geddit though. Cops are just bored dudes who sit around in cars all day, and I understand their innate masculine desire to do something physically stimulating like flying tackle harmless schizos and bend/pin their arms near to the point of dislocation. Probably the most fun that guy had on the job in months.

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    That was the second teddybear I'd burned.
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    Once when the peelers showed up I had just burned a teddybear and was trying to take its ashes to put in a jug.
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    Originally posted by Meikai Ha ha saaaame. Although tbf by the time the cops arrived I wasn't holding the knife anymore. There was the time I smashed my parents TV with a fire poker and the cops showed up while I was still holding it. Didn't get shot, obviously, but I did get flying tackled and almost had my shoulder dislocated. Came pretty close to tazering me for fun, I think (dude was already on top of me screaming STOP RESISTING, and I was not resisting), but I told them about a heart defect I (absolutely didn't) have and how I'd probably die.

    I'd still move to America though if I thought I had any chance of making it there. I'm not worried about the cops, I just couldn't survive financially. America is the greatest country on Earth. Freedom. Glorious freedom.

    Why did you break the tv? I don't think I could stay calm if someone tackled me.
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    I threatened someone with a knife here and police were called but no charges were pressed. A kid in America did the same thing and he was shot dead. That's why I'm not going there ever.
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    That pic of him making a heart sign is haunting.
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    Originally posted by Meikai On the one hand, this is deeply fucked up and I hope these cops are each haunted by a more-retarded fragment of this retard's ghost.

    On the other hand, I find it hard to believe said retard should have been allowed in public without a retard wrangler to keep track of him. Does not seem like someone competent to wipe their own ass, let alone be driving around on his own. Was wildly irresponsible on the part of his parents. And it's not like they didn't think he was a retard - Lennie from Of Mice and Men was a "gentle, peaceful soul" too. It is code for "my kid is a retard and if he hurts you because he has an IQ of 65 and no theory of mind, that isn't a moral failing on anyone's part".

    It's the part where he was on drugs that bothers me. I wonder if he was really present.
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    I feel like I didn't see enough when I was there, trying to think of things to do: http://www.superschot.nl/
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    This is the only other explanation I can think of or it’s some emotional problem, though I feel calm lately.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/24/the-blind-woman-who-switched-personalities-and-could-suddenly-see/
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    I noticed blurry vision for the first time today. People standing about two metres from me and their faces weren’t clear. I could see faces fine at the wedding and this was in natural light. I’m not too worried because your eyesight changes throughout the day, is never always crystal and I’m pretty sure my eyes are still structurally damaged since I was 19, I just started seeing in a different way and have to practise that again.
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    Tesco

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    dunno if i should go to the sinny by myself. daniel radcliffe is in the movie.
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    Kinda wish I’d booked a flight to London instead because it’s more fun but I’d just do hard drugs and my heart isn’t ready for that.
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    Can get the rules if anyone’s bored

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    I’d like to put all the spikes in one ear.

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