grow some balls and assert yourself or continue being the workplace bitch. they know they can bugger-off while you do all their work…and still get paid to do it.
ill even offer some free quotes that ive used with success to encourage slackers in the past
'hey (insert derogatory term for lazy mother fucker) the work is over here'
in serious voice: '(bosses name) said hes going to give me $xxx out of your hours because you waste so much time NOT working while i cover your laziness'
tell the pregnant bitch if she cant handle the work environment to go the fuck home because you and everyone else is tired of having to do more while she does less.
lol the dude hasn't had a job in a long time. anyways... yeah my boss is telling me he wants to have a meeting with me because last night I got a text asking if I was working today and i thought it was a girl i was going to bone and it turned out to be the 19 year old faggot that always calls in so I called him and told him I'm going to beat the shit out of him and called him a fat faggot, while drunk
meh... not really, you dont have enough money to get a tattoo unless you build a tattoo gun out of an electric tooth brush and an e string and use indian ink....
I've tattoo'd my self a couple times, once with a real tat gun (the tattoo sucked dick) and once with an electric tooth brush (that one was way better)
I'm actually saving up to get a few more tattoos, one of my dead cat and one of a texas rose
have them make accounts and posts on here. I can't wait to hear their version of things
can't do that for very obvious reasons. but they are extremely lazy, the only ladies that work there that are on the ball are over 40. this one girl, when ever someone ask for something, or says something to her all she says is "yeah, no worries" and I to tell her to be quiet. It just boggles my mind how someone who went to a major university and got a degree can be so dumb and suck at everything.
I work downtown where you have to kick niggers out of the store, tell idiot drunks to shut the fuck up, and be quick on your feet and not be lazy and chatty.
My boss is a huge faggot , that has hired two girls to work a shift that has only been done by guys for the last six months that I've worked there. evidently they rehired a girl (her job was facebook promotion) and she as been coming into the store the last 3 months wearing a panda constume, she even wore kitty ears to work today) that graduated from the university that I actually met six years ago, she told me to leap frog her for a scavenger hunt and I was just done shooting heroin so i just jerked her around by her hair because shes so annoying, shes fucking ugly and always tells me that boys and girls want to suck my dick and that she seen me on tinder, its really annoying. she's always in the way and when I tell her what to do because I know what we have to do she starts talking about how she's scared and the bitch drives an suv that she can't even drive, and she doesn't even know how to use a mop.
My boss has really fucked, ,up and he told me its all on me today when i was stuck with two women and a black that works well, but doesn't have a car.
whats rich about it all my faggot boss sends them home right when the real work has been done so they get most of the tips but with out having to do any real work.
i work by a bunch of bars and there will be one token chick that will work there for a while but they will never be there again because they suck
i have to tell whatever girl that is yapping her mouth to shut the fuck up before i tell the nigger/idiot to shut the fuck up, because ehes getting in the way. =
yeah I've always hated cops, it seems like some might want to do the right thing but they are pussys that don't want their asses busted, and some are just down right faggots. just tonight, I had another idiot come into the shop, and my manager knows about what happened to me the other night when he was off, this guy and his gay boi said they would call the cops for us because the guy was causing a ruckus and evidently grabbed money out of our tip jar, I told him to not do that, we both grabbed the guy and threw him out, later I was going to my car and I saw him eating something out of a plate and i slapped it out of his hand and told him "sorry faggot" i admit I was kind of drunk at the time but at the same time I'm tired of dealing with idiots and I hate the cops how they run things downtown just in general.
I was stopped by the pigs 6 months ago while heading out of town to see a friend , and I was almost to her house, I turned right in front of a pig (I was aware of his prescence) I just didnt swing in front of him . he ent up following me, then he left me alone, then he found me again and told me I didn't use a turn signal , which is bull shit and thats the second time I've had that happen to me. He wrote me a warning and asked if he could search my car. I told him no and he got all weird about it and started telling me how im acting strange and why shouldn't he search my car. I told him, "because it's cold outside and I'm trying to make my way to my friends place, you're being an inconvenience"
He went back to his car and 5 minutes later he was like "well you know its your right to refuse a search, you can go"
unfortunately mr happy, what sucks about being homeless (ive been homeless a couple times) is the cops want all of the homeless to be in one spot. Both employers and the cops will discriminate against anyone trying to do their own thing. When I was 19 I was homeless, I had a job, and my employer made a big deal about me bringing my back pack to work, it was all of my belongings. It was just a back pack, But they could tell I was homeless, my mom picked me up a couple times from downtown and took me to work, and she would just tell me that she had to go through the same thing, I would go to my church that I was baptized at to go sleep with the other homeless people and my pastor wouldnt let me sleep there because he said I was a liability.. (my parents probably told him to not help me, and my pastor claimed to have been a former druggy on the streets)
I went to the homeless shelter and I hated everyone that was there, I left after 20 minutes and slept by the river, I came back the next day after work to eat and they told me I was to late, they didn't care that I was 18 and had a job and was homeless. I ent up a couple weeks
inb4 lanny starts talking about liking the police and how he attempted to stop a "mugging" and got laughed at. fucking candy ass.
Is it ironic that these fucks have sifted through and watched more child pornography than 95% of the global population, all while claiming to want to "prevent it?" Yeah….RIGHT!
I was once about 5 years ago arrested for sexual assault of the mouth. I was taken to a precinct that isn't the normal precinct where you are booked for a crime. which would be downtown. The cop took off my cuffs so I could take a breather and sit for a second. she then recuffed me when she heard the detective coming. The detective was a sexy slut in a mini skirt, a total milf. She started telling me how she went through my phone and saw pictures of my dick and ass, and asked me if i was just out to get a piece of ass. I told her I was, and that the girl was just jelly of her better looking sister.
She ent up giving me a ride back to my car, and I went and bought a 4loko and 7am
whats funny about the whole thing was the girl called me a few days later, and i was like "who is dis?" and she was like "Doug!!?!!.. its me..." and I said "i shouldn't talk to you anymore.."
