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2016-06-15 at 12:42 AM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^lol funny.... yeah my bud and I already joked around about that.

2016-06-15 at 12:24 AM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Let me stop you right there.

Seriously though, I was just surprised you'd get an 'entry-level' sous chef position. I did actually believe you though. Anyway this should come as a relief, as you won't have as much responsibility. You're still making $15 an hour (or more if you just said you got another raise somehow) which is pretty decent. It's more than I've ever made and I've been cooking off and on most of my adult life, our places around here just don't pay that type of money unless it's like a high-scale super-busy restaurant, which I tend to try and avoid. I'll personally sacrifice a few dollars an hours if it means I don't have to constantly bust my ass. (Maybe that's part of my problem in life, who knows?)

Still though it sounds like a pretty decent situation. I'm guessing it's a new kitchen what with the new restaurant, or is it an old kitchen with a new owner? Most kitchens I've ever worked in were pretty small and cramped, save for one or two fairly new, nice, state-of-the-art clean kitchens which are a lot nicer to work in (but also generally require a lot more keeping clean as they want it to stay nice).

Only 3 shots and 4 shroom capsules on your first day. That's pretty imbressive.

This is the most cramped place I've worked in and I don't think its new kitchen, they are renovating the outside and the deck and dining room, but its very small, all of it's very small, but the thing is, thats why you should move somewhere else, We have a lot of festivals here in austin, hoboken pie, sucked a box of dicks in more ways than you can imagine, but I was able to save up almost 2k while spending my money like a wild lil homo on booze and yolo hats. Thats kind of why I was pissed I got canned. There needs to be a Bill Krozbydog stand. Hell even when I was walking back to my car I saw a new food truck called "tommy want chicken wingy" and everyone was all over that stuff at 4pm by all of the bars.

I'm still kind of tripping right now but everything seems kind of gay, and everything is tit for tat just to have a job so you can sleep in sheets.

It's just I know I haven't always been the best worker in my younger days, or I didn't have a dream, or I didn't care about bettering myself, but I am now. But at the same time I try so hard to seem like I'm happy even though I want to just walk out and cry like a lil bitch, but I don't, because you have to hold on, It's just everything is really shitty and sucks, but I'm trying to keep my life together, have enough money to go to concerts and pay support for my daughter, and I'm still trying to play guitar with the guy I used to work with and record something but i have a hard time meeting up with him now.

The people at work, were like "are you okay bud?" and its like *i wouldnt tell them this* but I hate being here and I hate not doing my own thing without you guys

I didn't know I looked that upset. I will always go to work on time and do what I have to but I can't stand the happy people that work there.

Maybe I should have been a cop or an army mad because I like talking mad shit to people I don't like and getting paid for it. But at the same time I'm not gay like that.

2016-06-15 at 12:06 AM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

It actually doesn't seem like a bad idea for lower level positions like him, particularly ones that are less formal/more laid back and care more about having people who will mesh will into the group. Interesting note tangentially related to this, the food service industry was shown to have the highest rate of drug/marijuana use, which isn't surprising.

Makes him stand out, look more human compared to all the all the other faceless applications that are only words on paper, seem more memorable, friendly, easy going/laid back.

Yes, of course he didn't think it through at all, I didn't even bother to say "to this level", but it is rather clever after the fact.

well you've kind of got a point but almost every industry wants people to "mesh" with them and has people that they don't mesh with , but I wouldn't expect a guy like you , who's never had a job before to understand that.

But yeah, the cat picture did work well, I've been questioned about it several times, and I told them I just thought it was a great picture (plus I've read online it's a good thing to put a picture of yourself on your resume' so they atleast know who they are meeting with, some employers, aren't expecting the prettiest people but at least they will know if they are dealing with a fatass. And by chance the guy that hired me is british so he liked the queen anna bolin painting and it gave us something to talk about.

So yeah, I did kind of think it out, way more than you know. Having 2 felonies will make you try extra hard to get a job. I plan a lot of things out, whether you believe it or not.

I have a couple of things going on right now that I'm trying to do. and it has nothing to do with being an armchair psychologist/psyche/pussy

I will admit it is a gimmick , but it will work for at least a while, its not the first one I've used to make money

on a side note the chef, told me he thought i was jedi because he thought i was wearing a yamaca and I told him it was a kufi and he got triggered.

2016-06-14 at 11:41 PM UTC in anti-depressants are bullshit

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

The funny thing about all of these shootings in the lat 6 years, typically the killer is on some kind of pharmaceutical. They want to ban guns... well why not ban pharmaceuticals, that have a warning label about causing depression, and suicidal behavior... I'm pretty sure a gun won't make you feel suicidal.

I know way to many people (especially women) who are put on mind control drugs and are still crazier than a shit house rat. Hell even birth control is known to have similar effects, and as well steroids that many guys use.

Dare to take the black pill fam?

2016-06-14 at 11:20 PM UTC in I got a new cat

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Get a can of tuna, casually make a sandwich and see if he smells it.

Thanks man it worked instantly I got a can of hickory smoked tuna, mixed it with canned oysters and cat food and he went for it. It's just I gave him a couple different kinds of cat food, and I even gave him milk and corn and he just didn't want it.

I also got eggs and bacon and canned chicken but hopefully I wont have to use that and he gets used to his new home and his normal wet / dry food. He's been a lot of fun, when I go to shower , he will stand outside the shower and chirp like a cricket, he's pretty chill just like my last cat.

He also will plop down on his side and dig his claws into the carpet and then drag himself up further and lay there for a minute and then do it again.

My friend is a guy of many talents and he has several cats, he used to work at a pet store and he knows a lot, he just told me that the cat may like me, but he's weirded out be his new environment.. I just figured my place where I live alone would be better than being in a cat prison with all types of people coming to bother them when they are resting.

I just got kind of worried because he hadn't eaten the first day I got him and I started my new job the next day and I just wanted to go back to my place to make sure he was okay.
I don't have a lot of people in my life and if this cat was to get sick I'd be pretty upset

2016-06-14 at 9:38 PM UTC in I got a new cat

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

This is my cat. Sometimes I call her Spepper. She is pretty cool. Hangs out and shitposts with me. I feed her sometimes and shit. Its chill as fuck.

Glad to see you found a new cat friend Bill Krozby. Its like the one thing we have in common. Im sorry I was so mean about bubba.

No biggy man its all good.

2016-06-14 at 9:37 PM UTC in I got a new cat

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Casually make sure his food and water dishes are placed out in the open, casually bring him to said dishes, casually get down on your stomach and casually eat a few pieces of the food with your mouth while casually glancing at Archer, then casually lap up some of the water while again casually glancing at Archer, then casually slide away from the dishes while casually moving Archer in front of them. Casually back away as Archer sits and looks at his dishes considering what to do.

THEN, casually do the peanut butter butthole thing just because.

I did all that stuff except the butthole stuff. I've had pets before.

2016-06-14 at 9:29 PM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

well mq was right, I'm not a sous chef, I barely even knew what that was I got confused. I'm a cook / prep guy and assist the sous chef that assist the chef that doesn't do anything but be a fatass. It went alright today and everything went well, the store hasn't opened yet but we are just practicing making stuff for the owners and their friends to try out before we open in a week.

For lunch we made a bunch of egg and sausage sandwhiches and they were alright, I went to the hotel next door and had 2 shots of whiskey, went back to the store and the girl that is going to be a bartender there had a bunch of liquor and she gave me a shot of whiskey, I was prepping some stuff and got bored and realized I'm almost off so I went to my car and ate 4 shroom capsules and then went back to work.

My boss spoke to me on the porch and asked If I liked it so far and if I need anything, I told him I just need more money because I'm paying child support and he gave me a raise, and told me he just had a daughter as well and he will try to help me out. He told me that If stay there for 9 months to a year and I don't like it that at least I got experience to work other places down town and he could be a reference considering he knows all the other restaurant owners.

I'm going to try and make the most out of it, because I will probably always work in a kitchen or a bar the rest of my life, so I may as well try to be good at it.
The owner is super fucking weird and just talks on his phone constantly lurking in the background with an ominous stare..

2016-06-14 at 9:05 PM UTC in Being a sovereign citizen

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

wonder how sovereign theyll feel when a nightstick cracks their face lol.

I lol'd

2016-06-14 at 12:54 PM UTC in Being a sovereign citizen

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Anyone else here have these beliefs?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CdvsSOON3V

thats some real og shit right there fam

2016-06-14 at 12:46 PM UTC in I have an addiction/ disorder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^calm down fag, it was a joke to inspire other discussions on depression and addiction.

2016-06-14 at 12:40 PM UTC in I got a new cat

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^that is a pretty kitty

So far "archer" has been following me around and is really sweet to me. At 3am this morning I was crashed out and he woke me up, he was nudging the back of my head with his paw and smelling my ear. I turned on my other side and looked at him and he sat down and just looked at me like "hey whats up, whatcha doin'?

The damned thing is he's not eating or drinking water, he seems okay.. i just don't understand it. My mom told me that her mom would rub bacon grease on the paws of cats that wouldn't eat or drink. They would lick their paws then start eating and drinking water.... I was like thats weird mom, plus I don't have any bacon, and she said I know it sounds weird but it will work. I guess I will try it when I get home from work this afternoon.

2016-06-14 at 12:34 PM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^thats creepy

But yeah I probably will bitch a lot I use this forum as my blog. But just because I bitch about something doesn't mean I'm going to quit. I didn't quit my last job and I was there for 7 months and only missed one shift

2016-06-14 at 2:22 AM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

congrats, I am going to take risir's bet though. 5 days.

what are you betting? and 5 days wasn't risir's bet it was 3 days dip shit

2016-06-14 at 1:51 AM UTC in I got a new cat

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

No, I found it in an alley walking home drunk one night, it was hung up on a fence, and yeah, It has given me the creeps at first, but not anymore.

2016-06-14 at 1:47 AM UTC in little boys in dresses

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

2016-06-14 at 1:39 AM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

15 an hour

2016-06-13 at 11:28 PM UTC in I got a new cat

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

malice just got lucky once or twice, he has very little pussy game

2016-06-13 at 10:53 PM UTC in I got a new cat

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^lol I stole the painting from someone in the neighborhood

2016-06-13 at 10:39 PM UTC in I got a new job

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Obviously culinary school isn't NECESSARY, as indicated by the fact that you just got hired as a sous chef without going to school for it. I said USUALLY, because it's the truth. Either that restaurant sucks ass and nobody wants to work for that chef (why he hired you and a black guy with little experience for the 2nd in command position), or you found one of those of nice 'right places at the right time' type of opportunities, which it sounds like I guess that's what it is. It must be your charming personality.

uh oh shit!!!.. we gotta wild lil homo here!

But yeah he said he hired me and bumped my pay raise up because I seem like a chill bro and I sent him a picture of my dead cat. and that his daughter likes cats, He said he's cool with me just as long as I come to work and not act like a dick while drinking and try to learn. Seems like a fair trade to me.

and by the way one of the most poplular pizza places in austin is called "death metal pizza" and they make a lot of money so you can't fault people for being themselves and wanting to work. Not everything fits into your tiny little box riser.

My dad who is a very successful guy told me that if I be myself and not care what other people think I will come out good in the end.

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