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2016-08-04 at 7:53 PM UTC in New manchild job / rogue pizza guy
I've known delivery drivers to have some of the most unkempt, huge-ass cringe beards known to mankind, smelling like straight BO, shedding all over the place with little hair danglies and food particles caught up in there, and the management never gave a shit. They must really not like you. Haha.
I'm pretty sure they don't like me, its just at this pizza place its a totally different vibe man, its a lot of older people that work there. At the last pizza place I worked at , the one i got fired from, almost everyone that worked there, had a beard , and it was better more expensive pizza! -
2016-08-04 at 4:31 PM UTC in New manchild job / rogue pizza guyAbout this time last year I got a job at this shitty pizza place as a delivery guy, and I ent up quitting and acted like a jerk telling them I didnt like the shirt they made me wear. Well a little more than a week ago or so, I got really drunk and went to get an oil change and went into the same pizza place asking for a job, and the funny thing was they gave me an interview because they have new mgmt, the workers there were looking at me like wtf is this douche doing here again?
They didn't say shit though because they are cowards. I got hired and they told me I'd be working at there new location closer to campus, but instead of driving my car I'm driving a golf cart. (which is good because I hate paying for gas and I don't want to get my car towed for illegally parking downtown)
They told me *a black man named trumane* when I started I had to shave (i don't even have that big of a beard atm) and i told them yes I would. And when I came to work the next day, he was like why didnt you shave??!
and i was like "oh im sorry sir, i didn't know what the time constraints were on the shaving policy, I will do it tomorrow.."
and then I came into work the next day and he was like, "why haven't you shaved??!" and I was like "derpadeew! may shaver broker m8!11"
I had yesterday off, and I'm going back in today and I'm still not going to shave, and when they ask why I didn't shave I'm going to say, "i realized i was out of money and you said i don't get paid for 2 weeks and I had to spend my tip money on cat food..." and look down at my feet all sullen and depressed...
But yeah at least I've made a few bucks the last few days, I deliver to almost strictly college kids (I tell them the pizza is 5 more dollars than it actually cost if they are paying cash), I take my stupid company shirt off and wear a normal shirt while im working, and throw it back on when i have to go back into the store.
It kinda sucks, but it's at least something until I find a better job. I fucking hate those bastards.
A couple of times I even went to students dorms with the pizza and opened the box in front of them to show them the quality of the pizza, to be a good customer service guy.
I don't know why they want me to shave so bad, what do they think I am? Some kind of j crew (more like j cuck / jedi crew) model that wears a stupid polyester shirt? they are crazy, as if I don't already have to feel like a total faggot doing this job, they try to make it worse.
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2016-08-04 at 2:02 PM UTC in rethinking my lifeI went the last 10 years basically being a mane child and drinking like an asshole and lashing out at people, but after my seizure I had a few weeks ago, i realize (it sucks that it had to happen for me to realize this, it was embarrassing) that I need to cool it and do something different. And I've been thinking about it a lot lately. My right eye, is still black and "derpadewed" from the incident. I turned 29 recently and I realize I won't be a young man forever.
I have a friend whos' 42, who I look up to, that i worked with. he told me that he went through something similar when he was my age, because he was drinking a lot. (I wouldn't consider him a loser or anything like that by any means, even though we both worked at a pizza shop) But he told me he didn't go to school and wasted a bunch of time, but he started drinking less, and started working out, and smoking a little bit of weed every day. And the guy still looks good for his age compared to a lot of 40 something year olds. So I figure I might need to do something like that. I have a hard time getting a good job because of my background, so maybe I can at least have my health.
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2016-08-04 at 1:35 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's trashy summer reading list^lol fag
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2016-08-04 at 5:14 AM UTC in Have you ever brandished a gun at someone?
It must have been pretty bad that the digital site itself deemed it unworthy for viewing. Was it a selfie?
I'm trippin out right now and that made me legit lol, derpadew, jeeeeeert!
my cat is licking my bass amp like a weirdo right now... -
2016-08-04 at 4:59 AM UTC in Have you ever brandished a gun at someone?
where the fuck did my picture go?
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Herp durpy dewpadure jureeeeeeeerttt221 -
2016-08-04 at 4:21 AM UTC in the problem with kids these days
The problem with kids these days is their momma sells them to pedos for smack.
that or their mothers don't want to pay parking tickets and point shotguns at the pigs...
I hate the pigs just as much as anyone else but why would you do that? I dunno seems like there may have been a lot of other things going on behind the scenes that wasn't reported. Thats kind of the reason why I'm afraid of the cops, because they have so much power to take you out, and their ability to cover it up as much as they can.
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2016-08-04 at 4:17 AM UTC in the problem with kids these days
Lanny, sometimes you post shit in a thread and I just love you for it. This is an example. Sometimes you act like an uppity yuppie shit, but then you come in a thread like this and say what I was thinking (plus any kind of serious response to a Bill Krozby thread involves juvenile insults and being called a bad mother). Good job.
Not only are you a stupid bitch, but you're also an obvious lackey for lanny... and plus your post doesn't even make complete since. And he didn't do a good job on anything here... he had to back pedal and just revert to telling me "herp durp I take teh pleasure in making fun of you!11" -
2016-08-04 at 3:53 AM UTC in I SO want to fuck this chick!
Absolutely disgusting. The only thing going for that creature is a flat chest but I'm sure the personality that goes along with it is abhorrent enough to make me not even a slight bit curious how it looks naked.
Who the fuck dresses like that?, I would not want to be seen in public with such a person if that was their every day atire. Is there a picture of her/it wearing normal clothes and not dressed up like a cosplay convention?
People like that are peacocks, they have no personality so they hide their dull character with bright colors and outlandish attire. These people might be interesting and sexy at first but they quickly lose appeal.
I have fantasies of brutally murdering people like this, fuck them and their stupid little deluded worlds, this person is just an attention whore. I would like to see them In a place like Saudi Arabia or Islamic State
Fucking this, I was going to comment on this thread earlier, but I've been working on not being an asshole as much. But I'm tripping balls right now and I'm laughing my balls off right now looking at that picture. It's fucking goofy as hell, I dont know what part of the country OP is from where he thinks thats attractive...., it doesn't even look real, she looks like a fucking muppet or something.. But hey if that's your thing...
Last night I went to see korn and robe zombie at a race track lol (everyones like dude thats hoakey as hell) and I know it is, but I still went because I have a sick curiosity.., and boy let me tell you son, that it was quite the experience, my friend and I stood out like sore thumbs (i thought I looked weird and freaky), I didn't realize I looked so normal until I saw these people. It was full of guys and girls that looked like that. I felt like I was in san antonio or something. And the real kicker was some of these chicks dressed like that must of been 300lbs or more and it was so cringey... Hell I even took my shirt off because I felt so secure with my body around those people.
korn and robe zombie though I have to admit showed a lot of appreciation for the retards that frequent there shows and keep them "relevant"
I'll stick to my slampigs, spank you very much, fam...
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when I saw that picture I immediately thought of that nofx album art...
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2016-08-03 at 11:28 AM UTC in ATTN: pedos
Pedos are in it for the love as well, and a child is perfectly capable of feeling romantic love. Also Here is where i consider myself lucky to be a non-exclusive pedo. Just like a dude or a girl can be bisexual i can like girls aged 4 and up to my age. Also, innocence isn't the only reason i like little girls.
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2016-08-02 at 9:40 PM UTC in Have you ever brandished a gun at someone?
well once when i was a teenager i got jumped by these two black dudes and one of them got me in a headlock and put his fake gun to my head, but i didnt know what it was, so i punched him in the guy a couple times and my hand instinctively grabbed the gun and pulled and twisted it out of his hands, then i ran up on this curb where some soccer mom was putting her kids in the car with a real looking gun in my hand, freaked her right the fuck out for a minute lolz
haha that actually was a pretty funny story -
2016-08-02 at 9:20 PM UTC in Being a vlogger^those are all good ideas, thank guys
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2016-08-02 at 8:37 PM UTC in the problem with kids these days^you said best my bruddah
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2016-08-02 at 12:52 PM UTC in Being a vloggerI'm thinking about being a vlogger and getting some of dat youtube money. The thing is I don't have a lot of experience, any tips? I think I can talk about conspiracy stuff, and just things about my daily life. I am some what of an interesting person and have crazy shit happen to me all the time. So it might be good?
Heres one I did a couple months back
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2016-08-02 at 11:31 AM UTC in Manlet trump supporter goes off on a black woman^you're welcome
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2016-08-02 at 10:59 AM UTC in Anybody else here miss sploo?^lol , i pulled a muscle in my stomach from throwing up the other day and seeing that made me laugh so hard it hurt. derpadew
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2016-08-02 at 10:57 AM UTC in Have you ever brandished a gun at someone?hydromorphone once pulled a gun on §m£ÂgØL and the guy fucked him the butt. She pulled the gun out on them, and yelled "fuck you i hate you!"
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2016-08-02 at 7:22 AM UTC in the problem with kids these days
Why does you having done something mean everyone else has to as well? You got diddled as a kid, does that mean everyone else should too? Why does the way other people get their money bother you? You can literally just ignore panhandlers, instead you wasted your time to try and lecture some teeny bopper because… what, because she spends money differently than you did at 16?
well all i know was I wasn't going around without a job as a kid and asking people for money... funny how you are telling me I wasted my time lecturing some teeny bopper... yet you just wasted your time lecturing an adult.. derpadew! -
2016-08-02 at 7:18 AM UTC in the problem with kids these days
Everything you described is awesome though.
He blows his load in a female and gets away with it *high five* I'VE DONE THE SAME EXACT THING.
Doing anything on speed is cool, and he gets more pussssaaaayyyy than you.
Cutting open his ass was the greatest moment of this forum next to sploos OD death thread from Prestone and bundy.
He is wrong about the world being flat, I'll give you that (its actually a triangle)
And he just saw a shooting on 6th street where the people walked away, and they have probably been poisoning his water with Mercury which caused that random seizure, they are trying to turn him into the next Adam Lanza. Why do you think Sandy Hook happened?, before the shooting Lanza was posting online about his water pipes being tampered with and not being able to sleep because of noise generators keeping him awake at night.
mr happy does kind of have a point, I am kind of a badass in my own right. And at least I deliver quality threads.. all riser does is just go to threads and shits on everything because he's unhappy with his lfie. He can be quite the hot headed derpadew sometimes.
That and I'm going to see korn and robe zombie today. Whats riser going to do today? smoke pot and look like a perpetual creep?
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2016-08-01 at 7 PM UTC in the problem with kids these days^i fucking care because I didnt ever do shit like that when i was their age. I worked flipping burgers at whataburger to ern my first car, not be a fucking cuck and ask my parents to buy me a car. i rode my bycicle all the way to heb to go bag groceries, while i lived at my gf's moms place, it was a scary time. I didn't just go herp durp guess i need someone to pay my train fair after i bought deisghner jeens!
